What up internet Corinne here and you're
watching Corinne vs Pin springtime
edition
Yeah that's right Spring has officially
sprung in my area code
So today I'm going to do an iconic
pinterest project the succulent pallet
planter... Yeah!.. this project has been
suggested thousands and thousands and
thousands of times! So, I'm gonna do that sh*t.. I'm gonna
do it right now
first thing we got to do though is go
convince Rob to help us steal a pallet
from somewhere... because i'm not good at
that
it-it makes me nervous
Let's Go!
*Rob* I think there's some over here
*Corinne* Wait, No! There's a G****mn fence. what are you gonna do?
*Rob* I don't know
*Corinne* climb the fence?
I can put my hoodie over-the-top
*Corinne* Who the F**k do you think you are? *Rage* NOOO
no no no no
*rob* I can get it.
*corinne* we're not going over a f**king fence you gonna f**king slice your legs open
*Corinne sighs* Oh my Gad this is stressful
There go all the palettes right there
*corinne* where? *gasp*
All over there...
*incoherent mumbling* just back up
right here and just load them right up
*corinne* I'll stay in the car
*rob* WHAT?
*corinne* yeah
*rob* this thing?
*corinne* yeah that should work. One more whatever's
easiest *laughter* i'm good i'm good
*Rob* you need any other f**king talents?
*corinne* hurry up and get in the car
thank you. awe we did it we did it! *laughing*
*rob* we didn't do sh*t, I did *mock laughter*
we're gonna take them in for me too
heavy *rob* G*****nit
*corinne* you have a splinter?
*rob* yeah yeah it's in there
*Corinne* AWWWWEEEEEEE
Thanks for taking one for the team buddy we did it
Kay bye thanks for your help now we can
head to our local dispensary of dirt and
succulents and get some dirt and
succulents the woman in front of me is
putting makeup on while driving and
smoking a cigarette. I can't with people
you know what I mean? as is blog while driving
hypocrite we're all God***n hypocrites
ok dirt check think i'm also going to
get some of this gravel here to create
drainage
So f**king heavy
I did it, we did it
ok now i need some landscaping paper
ok landscape fabric hhmmm which one do I buy? Recycled..
I'm not planting anything edible so I'm gonna go
with that one
there's like no plan to get right now
because I don't even not going to be
able to find succulents here that would
succulent would'nt it? *laughs at her own bad pun* now these little plants
are pretty fricking cute
we did it! we spend a hundred and
fourteen dollars but we did it! as you can
see this is where the moss bathmat ended
up. looking good!
yeah yeah I kind of get inside because
f**king kitty kept eating it was all cute
and innocent now we all know we know you have no soul
alrighty then I think I'm ready to do
this sh*t got my hair braided up
*meow*
yeah i think these are some pretty good
palette specimen this one seems like it's
going to work for what I'm doing today
I like the size of this one but the slots
are a little too close together
I think for the planter project a
really important thing to note about
these if you plan on using them for
edible plants you have to make sure they
were heat-treated and not chemically
treated and there is usually a little
stamp that says HT on it i don't see
that here so that is why I'm not even
using this for herbs or anything else
edible so I forgot the table gun most
important tool in this God***n project
have you seen the staple gun? *Rob* just look for it right
now *Corinne* whats' in there? *Rob* it's.. um.. you know our tools
and our Mardi Gras beads Christmas lights
string your string here
*Corinne* wow this is wow this is sad hoarder sh*t right here
*Rob* Duct-tape duct-tape you can use instead of
*corinne* that's not what I want
f**king ole locked in the
basement prank
*whispers* awe sh*t it was in here dont tell Rob
Whoa
*rob* what?
what are you doing in here
*rob* still lookin
looking for this?
*Rob* where was it?
it was in your stuff from somewhere
else like downstairs I found it in
your stuff downstairs
*Rob* in the basement?
Yep Kay Bye
ok let's do this first
I'm just doubling up my fabric and then
just stapling the f**k out of it was back at
the pallet got to make sure to close off
the bottom as well but honestly I don't
think this is going to hold the dirt in
very well i think i need to put another
strip of wood here and hammer that down
alright i think i have some wood in the
basement let's go see I just want it to be
perfect side Yes! I think this may work WHHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT
alright it's a little too late we makin a bunch of
noise out here so i think i have to
bring this project inside
super quality craftsmanship here
hey stop eating it..*groans and grunts*.....this is totally fine to do in the
house right? It's gonna take a minute. You gotta really
finger it you know what I'm saying? All the
all the holosexuals gonna be like noooooo alright I
think we're ready for our little plant
friends i'm actually not even really
sure how this is supposed to f**king work
I think I'm gonna start from the bottom and work my way to the top
Started from the bottom now we're here
serve the purple passion shall we? *whispers* purple passion
it doesn't really like fit in this you have to just like squeeze it
in there. Am I like killing the plant if I like
rip it's roots apart? *Rob* probably
I really have faith that they're
gonna be okay once the initial shock is
over you know what I mean?
cat chases runs across the floor
you give zero f**ks gotta get in there and
make them do what you want looking pretty good
i mean the first few were definitely a
little dicey but this is actually
working out a lot better than I thought
it was going to
unfortunately I don't think we're going
to have enough to finish the pallet and
I dont have enough plants to finish it
*Rob* really *Corinne* yeah so what I'm going to do
because i have to go get more plants
everything is closed right now I have to
clean all this up take it outside because
the cat will destroy it if I leave it in
here overnight move *Rob* Holy Sh*t okay all right here
we go we're doing it *corinne* oh hey hi it's me again
and this is palette planter day two
they actually was pretty good in their
new little home i was half expecting to
come out here and find them all dead
yep wearin the same thing as I was
yesterday and i'm getting ready to head
to the store and pick up some more
plants So let's go
yo I just realized the wendys was on this
side of town *whisper* you wont tell anyone if I stop for some fries will you?
Whoo this day just got ten times better
there's some plants. These would be perfect
Oh hellooo Sorbet purple face
ok ready to wendys again we're just
going to keep this between me and you
right
watch and learn fries frosty frosty fries
go around there like this look at that *chuckle* just living my
life
alright I need some personal space
you ready kitty? ready to get down to
business and these will go in that one
flowers are going to go into top
we're gonna be f**king solid all right so what I
realized last night is is the soil's a
little bit more moist they're easier to
break apart so I'm going to water these
a little bit not too much water not my
area of expertise pepper romia
awwee forgot to put gloves on again
Awesome
now we really want to get it in there
okay i'm going to try to stand this up on my
own and then we're going to put the
plants in the top here we go!
We did it!
Ugghh make sure to push this dirt down get it all into the little plant
spaces dont want to bash it down too much but you want to get in
there. Looks f**king awesome so far
yeah b*tches i love it
ugh! F**king summer out here already
what do you think of my beautiful masterpiece
*Rob* that looks nice good f**king job *Corinne* i'm actually
going to use the gravel for this area
here
*Rob* yeah Fancy pants Whoa whoa whoa
It doesn't match the other gravel. I think it's because it's cleaner
*Rob* definitely a different color gravel all together
*rob* what it takes to make a
video down on your hands and knees in
the dirt and making YouTube videos *Corinne* this is not a f**king joke
people *Rob* Nope not a joke at all
this is the beginning of something great you guys
final step of the project was cleaning
up all this sh*t Hey! you got the broom, you gonna help me clean up outside?
*Rob* I got to clean up my own thing upstairs
no kitty, i don't need your help *cute meow* you're very cute, but
you're not helpful not helpful
this is starting to look cute y'all f**k yeah palettes
for the win still a work in progress
I want to put some more plants here and
put some stones here maybe so i can like
step in and water the plants that are
going to live here need a plan for this
area i'm thinking some lavender maybe
and you know it's still technically
winter so this is going to grow in and
be pretty dang cool 2017 where we garden
in February want to give a shout-out to
the new director of epa oh what's up dude
how's it goin? Climate change is real. if you're
interested to know whether or not these
plants survive this traumatic incident
follow me on snapchat I post sh*t like that
there i have faith in you little buddy
well I think that just about does it for
this video thank you for suggesting this
project over and over and over
and over and over again i actually had a
really good time doing it and I think it
looks awesome i'm a f**king Master Gardener
and sh*t now so there's that I love dirt *singing* DIIIIRRRTTTTT AHHHHH