Live from Bikini Bottom,
it's the first ever Starry Awards
with your host, Patrick Star.
♪ Night time It's when the stars come out ♪
♪ It's showtime time ♪
♪ We've got stars in the sky ♪
♪ We got stars on the ground ♪
Hey, wait a minute. That's not a star.
That's Grand Pat's glass eye. Hey, Grand Pat.
♪ But everything else is a star At the Starry Awards ♪
♪ And you're a star ♪
♪ At the Starry Awards ♪
[cheering]
Thank you. Thank you.
First up, we're presenting
the best song in this award show award.
I wonder who's gonna win.
[music playing]
And the winner is... The Starry Award Song.
Huh?
[gasping]
[babbling]
[crying]
[cheering]
Oh, I hate award shows. Oh, look at me.
I never did anything, but I won a prize anyway. Huh?
Hey, lady, got to put another light over here.
[screaming]
[growling] That's it.
I'm gonna destroy that stupid show,
and then they'll probably give me an award.
Now if you know the Star family, you know we love chewing stuff.
Here's looking at you, granola.
[giggling]
Mm. Good.
So crispies and crunchets,
it's time for the best fight award.
And the nominees are...
Tinkle biting me, Nosferatu biting me,
Lady Zombie biting me, and me biting me.
I mean, my tongue.
We ran out of envelopes, so let's spin the winner wheel.
[grunting]
Looks like Slappy is our winner.
[crunching]
Don't eat it too fast. The paint's still drying.
Medic!
And now the award you've all been waiting for.
Best cutaway segment.
Will it be Raysaur and Pat-Tron, Pat the Hapless,
Cave Patrick, or Dr. Plankenstein's castle?
Wahoo. Fester, look. We're nomindated for a reward.
Egh. Pat-Tar, please.
Award shows are for lame brains, and blockheads.
I am above such trifling claptrap.
And the winner is... Dr. Plankenstein's castle.
Hmm? I won? Ooh hoo hoo. Ooh, I'm a special special boy.
Let's get that award!
Hold on there, Pat-Tar.
We're 3D and they're 2D.
Oh. 2D.
What we need is my latest invention,
the two dimensionalizer.
[ringing]
Ooh.
[snoring]
Hey! Rip Van Stinkle!
Give it up for Plankenstein's Castle crew.
Happy birthday. [applauding]
Step aside, Dumbo, this is my award.
No, shiny is mine.
[fighting]
[screaming]
[laughing]
Stay tune for our next shiny award.
It's sure to be a humdinger.
[laughing]
Good bye, Starry Awards.
Hey! Do you have an ID badge?
Oh, dear. May I borrow yours, sweetie pie?
I don't see why not.
Thanks, dearie.
Wha? Where's your ID badge?
I-I-I know I had it here a second ago.
This man doesn't have an ID badge!
No, no. No, no. I have one. I swear.
[laughing] Snip. Snip.
And the award for best stunt goes to...
[screaming]
Ooh.
[screaming]
Me. [giggling]
Dagnabbit! Huh? [groaning]
Hey, somebody fire that spotlight!
[screaming]
This is getting old.