Hiya, I'm Nos Hyena! And I'm Majira Strawberry!
And welcome to "Financial
Responsibility for Furries 101!"
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Nos: Okay I think that scared everyone away, right?
Majira: Yeah, they're all gone now.
Nos: And that's a good thing because this is a super-secret video entitled...
Majira: how to get fursuit cuddles!
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Majira: So you just got your fursuit and what better way to
have fun than to cuddle another fursuit... er?
Nos: When you and another suiter want cuddles with one
another it can be a very fun and very enjoyable time! Now I should say not
every fursuiter wants to be hugged or touched by you. There is a human being
underneath each fursuit. So with consent and respecting personal
boundaries in mind, here's our five step guide to getting fursuit cuddles!
Yay! Step number one, get a fursuit! The step is pretty obvious but for you
to have fursuit cuddles, you or the other person needs a fursuit! Would it
really be fursuit cuddling if no one had a fursuit?
Majira: No! Nos: No! (both in slow motion): No!
Majira: So if you don't have a fursuit you can use a lot of websites like FurBuy or the Dealers' Den
or one of the hundreds of fursuit makers that are out there.
Arrin: We're responding to your comments.
And you can't afford a fursuit you can always live vicariously
through other furries! Step number two crews for cuddles I know
(Nos crying out of suit)
Step number two! Cruise for cuddles
Nos: I know you're really excited about the prospect of cuddling someone in a fursuit! But
remember that every fursuit has someone underneath!
Majira: Most fursuiters don't want to cuddle you - a random person that they don't know.
The most likely way you'll get first cuddles is the fursuit is owned by
someone you know really really well!
Majira: Or you could use an app. Nos: Yeah, just use an app.
(furious typing) Nos: I'm chatting to
so many cuties! Majira: Everyone at this con blocked me.
Nos: Oh. Majira: A fursuiter needs to be
comfortable with you before you can even begin to think about cuddles! also make
(everyone saying "yeah!")
Nos: Also, make sure not to just befriend someone only because they have a cute fursuit.
Especially if they're a terrible person. Well he was in
jail for stealing from my orphanage but his fursuit is so cute! Such a cutie!
(dubstep beat out of Nos's scream)
Nos: Also I forget to mention one of the most effective ways to get
cuddles is to post pictures of yourself on a bed in fursuit on Twitter! Make sure
to use super super original captions such as the following: "I'm on this bed in
my undies, I hope someone can come join me!"
"Well you know they say about foxes..." "I wonder what underneath here" "This bed
fits two and there's only one of me on this bed so you should do the math and
maybe add yourself to this bed!" "Are you liking the view?" "Well that's the final
straw, I'm going to have to 'berry' you in my fruit salad!" "I know it's your birthday so
I'm presenting you a gift!"
Step number three! Ask for cuddles! This is the most important step of this tutorial.
Make sure to be tactful when asking. Don't just get drunk and hit on fursuiters!
So do be sure to drop subtle hints. Oh you're cute! You look like you'd be
really fun to cuddle! oh don't be overly crude especially you
don't know the person are you from Tennessee because I want to (censored) do respect
people boundaries. Cuddles? No. Okay. Don't be needy! Hey Majira!
Hi, can we like hang out all con and then I keep you in my basement? Okay
text me! And also don't be creepy. Nos I need your cuddle! But you have abs!
So are we going to like hang out or something?
Step number four! Set the mood. So you've organized fursuit cuddles
at the con or at some random hotel room you booked to get away from your house
because your parents don't know you're furry! I feel like you've done that.
So now it's time to set the mood and make your fursuit friend ready for a fun
cuddle! So make sure to set the mood in the right way. Clean your fursuit! Shower!
Brush your teeth and make a playlist of fitting cuddle music!
Step number five: cuddle! When fursuit cuddling make sure to follow the
international guide to fursuit cuddling standards which include adequate
stretching before any physical exercise. A dynamic warmup! Lots of hydration! Don't
eat a big meal before cuddling like Taco Bell! And make sure the room is nice and
cool! And if you follow all of these steps your fursuit cuddles will probably
look something like this! And not like this. I'm so glad you could join me for
some cuddles! Yeah I'm excited. I made sure to make the room temperature a
nice and toasty 92 degrees. Don't you think that's a little hot? And I had lots of
onions before! How do I smell? I can smell the onion. also I
haven't showered for like six days so I'm covered in musk! Maybe this is not a
good idea. Thanks everyone for watching how to get fursuit cuddles. Yeah! Make
sure to check out the video we did on my channel. We did another really fun
video. Yeah check out Majira's Channel! He's an up-and-coming youtuber with five
subscribers yeah so be the sixth! Thank you. Stay tuned for bonus footage abou- three two one
brush your teeth. By doing it that way really sent the message - that is important!
You need to brush your teeth! For God's sake! Please!
Please!