Marc Savard Comedy Hypnosis "by the numbers"
2000 Shows in Las Vegas!
46,000 Swings riding in the pocketwatch
Marc Savard: What I’ll have you do is begin staring at the center of the spiral
Concentrate only there.
118,000 Optical illusion rotations
Don’t look anywhere else.
I’m going to count down from 10 to 1.
As I do, keep staring there.
Here we go.
10
9
8. Keep staring there, do not look away.
If you look away, it will...
break the effect.
8. 7.
6
5
4, you may begin to feel a...
tunneling effect.
That’s okay. That’s a good sign.
4 and 3.
2
1. Now look at Jackie’s breasts grow.
I told you that’d be cool, right? Thank you, Jackie. I just saved you $10,000.
124,000 Snaps of Marc's finger
Rise and lifting soon. That arm will be outstretched over your head as you feel the balloons getting lighter
and lighter and lighter, lifting and rising, rising and lifting, lifting and rising,
getting lighter, and lighter and lighter, yet there’s enough weight in your body to
keep you in your chair as you feel the balloons getting lighter.
21,500 People Hypnotized
6,600,000 Irish dance steps by a hypnotized River Dancer
Here we go. Back him up. Here we go. Back him up. Back him up. Back him up.
It’s Riverdancing time.
The more you clap, the faster the speed will go.
Stretch out your lips, your tongue, your jaw muscles, get everything all stretched up,
limbered up, make sure everything’s all ready to go.
Don’t forget to cheer for your favorite lollipop lickers.
Here we go. Ready.
Set.
11,000 Phallic shaped Lollipops consumed
Unwrap. Unwrap and go. Unwrap and go.
They’re real lollipops. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Go. They’re real lollipops. Go. Go. Go.
Unbelievable. Oh my goodness.
Let’s go. Go. Go. Go. Go. Unbelievable. Oh my goodness.
This is going to go all the way down to the wire.
This is stiff competition, ladies and gentlemen.
Lollipops, go, go, go. Go. Go. Go. No biting.
Give it up for your favorite porn stars. Show them your moves. Here we go. Show them what you got.
That’s right. Show them your moves.
13,000 Blowup Dolls Used
Keep going, keep on going.
Alright, that's hot. That is fantastic.
Unbelievable.
Here you go, here’s one right here. Yeah that’s nice.
That wasn’t a cigarette.
Thank you guys so much for coming.
We hope you had a good time.
See you on the outside. Good night everybody. Good night!