eviously on...
- Technically, our first vacation as a couple was Cabo.
- Yeah, but we was a couple that was not married.
That was us having sex before marriage.
I'm sorry, Avery and Ashton.
- So Miss Quad, how are you?
- Of course, I filed for divorce.
I'm no loner wearing my ring.
I have relocated.
- This bitch, Mariah, she said
my husband was cheating on me.
That ain't true!
I told her she was a low down dirty bitch.
- You went back to your old pattern.
- I just can't stand a liar. - How you feeling?
- It feels like searing.
Like, you know how you burn yourself?
It feels like that.
- Contessa says she's doing good.
- It's been like three weeks.
- Maybe she just don't want to be around Toya.
- Well, if that's the case, bye bitch.
I decided to plan this couple's trip because you suck at it.
- What you gonna do about Quad, who's not coming as a couple?
- There are gonna be some times that's gonna
make her feel probably alone.
♪ Now paging Dr. Jackie ♪
♪ Dr. Simone ♪
♪ Dr. Heavenly ♪
♪ Dr. Contessa ♪
♪ Toya ♪
♪ Quad ♪
♪ Mariah ♪
♪♪♪♪♪
♪ We work them ♪
- Are you ready to go to school tomorrow?
- Yes.
- I want you to be in big boy mode tomorrow, you understand?
- Yeah.
- 'Cause all you did was fall off your bike
and bust your head.
- I never knew that you had to cut it
and the stem and--
- Thought you just all just throw it
in the vase, right?
- That's how they put it in the store when you get it.
- You just never pay attention.
♪♪♪♪♪
- Don't try it, don't try it.
Who are you hiding from?
Hey, my baby girl!
Hey!
How are you?
- Good. - Can I get a hug today?
Thank you.
How are you?
- Good.
- Now, question for you.
Has your mommy been eating right?
She did? Oh my goodness.
- And chips.
- This year in my practice,
I actually have cut back a little bit.
All right, let me check you first.
- It tickles!
- And now, Curtis and I spend
more time doing things together.
- You know what you're doing with that, huh?
- Yes, honey.
My daddy taught me how to clean a car.
I'm seeing less patients, but I'm spending
more time with each patient.
Now, we've got to feel the top of the stomach, you feel it?
- Mm-hmm. - Perfect!
Don't do the baby like that, Taylor!
Don't treat--
Let me see, she said.
She said "Taylor hurt me!"
I'm in a better place.
Now, wipe the gel off her stomach.
I'm spending time with the man that I love.
I'm spending time with friends that I adore.
Give me a big hug before I go.
It's peaceful for me.
- Bye. - See ya!
♪♪♪♪♪
[doorbell]
- Contessa, how are you?
And I got all of this stuff for you!
How are you?
- Girl, you are just-- - How are you feeling?
- You a ray of sunshine, oh my god.
- You walking like you're cripple, girl.
- Shut up. - What's going on?
- Shut up!
- The hell wrong with you?
- You bought me a baby blanket?
- I didn't know what to get.
Look, I got you--
- This is perfect. - A massager.
- This surgery, the hardest thing
for me is just to realize my limitations.
- And this is for your neck 'cause I know you know--
- Yeah, 'cause I have to lay on my back.
Picking up my kids.
Wait baby, let me see.
Let me tell you-- Oh!
I'm not able to do it right now.
You are a beautiful person.
- Just a lot of little things that--
- Heavenly. - You're laying around, so.
- I can't wait to get back to my normal self.
- What's going on?
I ain't seen you since FitNi!
- I know, baby, I know.
Life is boring for me right now, I ain't working,
I ain't got nothing but my babies.
- Well, you look good!
- Thank you so much, you think so? - For real?
- Mm-hmm.
- Can you see the difference?
- I can see something. - A little bit?
So, what cup is that, a B?
- I think it's gonna be a full B or a small C.
- I don't understand why somebody would
go through getting a Double Mastectomy
and getting reconstructive surgery and
getting the same regular ass breasts.
It's just like getting a damn ass job
and coming out with no ass.
That's not what you do.
Men like breasts.
♪♪♪♪♪
[doorbell]
- I like the doorbell.
- Oh! Look at you looking all cute!
- Am I giving you Boy George?
- I don't know what the sassy asymmetric is giving me.
Boy George isn't really coming to mind right now.
- This is my costume wig.
- I know.
Come on in, honey.
Have a seat, Mariah.
- Oh, I have a place setting.
- Yeah. - Oh!
- Yeah, and everything--
- Did you cook for me too?
- I did.
The last couple of years, I've just not been
a player in the kitchen.
- You need any help?
- No, I got it. You just relax, I want to serve you.
Mainly because I don't cook,
I pick up and serve.
- I'm going to definitely enjoy it.
- Girl!
Girl what is up with the tea?
What the tea? What's the tea?
What's going on?
- Answering someone else's door!
- This woman can't even really walk.
- Look how pretty you look.
- How are you? - Ain't she cute?
- I ain't gonna squish you, no just head to head.
We can do Eskimo kiss if you like?
- What's that? - No, Eskimo is nose.
- Oh!
It's just so nice.
Heavenly and then Quad checks on me?
I'm like overwhelmed, you know, 'cause
you know who a friend is when you're in need
and they come and see about you.
So did y'all go to Mariah's party?
How was it yesterday?
- Child, no I ain't go.
- It just hit me, you file for divorce
and you're preparing for a Black Love Party.
I just can't go, I'm just like I can't--
- Oh, give me a hug!
Oh, poor-- Oh no, baby!
- She's gonna have a damn Black Love Party
'cause this bitch having a divorce.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to call you a bitch.
Queen, 'cause this queen having a divorce,
you're gonna have a party celebrating Black Love?
What kind of sh-- is that?