[theme song]
It's the Dreamhouse Adventures.
Whatever you do, don't look down.
[yelling]
Not exactly a spa vacation, huh?
Which is funny, because that's what it was supposed to be.
But sometimes a getaway can, well, get away from you.
Like this last minute trip my friends and I took to a brand
new resort out in the desert.
[rewinding noises]
Whoa.
This place is so fancy!
I can relax just looking at it.
It has everything.
I'm Lucinda Crawford, your host to this desert oasis, the most
relaxing place on earth.
Miss Crawford, we spoke on the phone.
I'm--
Ken Carson.
Pleased to meet you.
I see you brought along some complimentary guests.
Thank you for having us.
It was very generous of you.
No, thank you for agreeing to test out our services.
The treatment cabanas are just over there.
Ken, your path to career fulfillment starts this way.
Grayson!
Grayson, dear.
Where are you?
[yells] Whoa!
[splash]
[groans]
Meet the most important person in the world
to me, my precious grandson, Grayson.
Grayson the Great!
[laughs nervously] Hey!
He's staying with me while his parents are away.
And, oh, how he loves his magic tricks.
They're allusions, Grandma.
Can I saw you in half now?
Oh, Grayson, Granny has work to do.
But as soon as I'm done--
You always say that.
I don't want a baby sitter.
Ow!
It's he adorable?
Oof!
[splash]
Oh, better go after him.
He's very quick.
Grayson!
Wait for me!
Oh, yeah.
That's the spot.
You can't go wrong with a good, solid, deep tissue (VIBRATING)
massage.
More?
Yeah, more.
More!
[grunts] Little less.
Don't you want a massage, Barbie?
Maybe.
They just have so many other cool things too.
Like rock climbing and zip lining and--
[gasps] helicopter lessons.
I have always wanted to learn how to pilot a helicopter.
Do you guys mind if I take a flying lesson first?
Mind?
We won't even know you're missing.
Great.
Plenty of time to relax later.
Ah.
Abracadabra!
Ah, the old hat trick.
What do you got in there?
A rabbit?
Silence!
Assistants don't speak.
Right.
Don't want to scare the cute little bunny.
You just go ahead and pull out that sweet, fuzzy--
[squeaks]
[screams] Bat?
(STAMMERING) That's a bat, Grayson!
Where did you get that?
[grunts] Shoo.
Shoo!
Get away.
Get away!
Whoa!
[splash]
[squeaking]
[gasps] Whoa.
My bat!
Ouch!
[sighs]
[grunts] So this is what a full body mud wrap feels like.
Is anyone feeling soothed yet?
It's supposed to be soothing.
I mostly feel like I need a shower.
[squeaking]
Huh?
[squeaks]
[screaming]
Get away!
[squeaks]
[whimpers]
Don't move.
I couldn't if I wanted to.
What is it with you and bats anyway?
They're so cute and--
[squeaks]
[screams] Get off!
Get off!
[screams]
[squeaks]
You found my bat!
[grunting]
[screams]
Hey, come back here!
[screams]
Batty, stop!
[screaming]
Where are you going?
Hey, wait up!
[screams]
Sorry!
Gotcha!
Huh?
[gasps] Mouse!
Ew, ew, ew.
[screams]
My bat!
Anyone else had enough relaxation for today?
[squeaking]
[grunts] This is the most disappeared I've ever been.
[squeaks]
Wait for me!
[grunts]
[squeaks]
[yells]
[wind howling]
[whimpering] I don't want to be disappeared anymore.
I want to go home.
Grandma?
(ECHOING) Anyone?
[helicopter whirring]
[beep]
You OK down there, Ken?
Whatever you do, don't look down.
[yells] [whimpering]
I said don't look down!
How about you don't look down!
[gasps] [laughs nervously]
Whoa!
Wait!
There!
I see him!
[theme song]