*wapoosh*
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YA LADDIES
my name is jacksepticeye, and welcome back to Quick, DRAW...!
I didn't know if I was gonna do another one, but I missed my little buddy.
My little buddy Google, who always sees lines and... and hockey pucks,
and all these different types of things and a whole load of nonsense.
So we're getting back in and keep him company, 'cause I feel like he's all alone, in here. Inside.
In software. Him and Evie would get along superbly! They would be great together! So,
let's get in, and draw an envelope. Are you ready, for the best-
Wait-
*knuckle pop*
You hear that? My, my thumb cracked.
*chuckles*
Are you ready for the best drawings that you have
ever seen?
You- you are? Shit. Well, that's- you're not gonna get that here, so, you might wanna
calm your expectations there for a minute. Anyway!
Draw an envelope. Got it.
Watch this: box- What, what do you get?
You do. You do, but-
No, it's G-mail!
He doesn't know this-
[singing] I'm going to swing from the chandelier!
Okay. How do I draw a chandelier?
I got it. I got it. From memory. From memory.
Uh. No, the- *chuckles*
What?!
I was like, Oh, god, no. This is not going good. This is terrible-
And he got it anyway?
How? Quickie D!
You're amazing! I also remember that Quick D is the- the name of the show that CaptainDisillusion does,
on YouTube- fantastic YouTube channel! CaptainDisillusion does phenomenal work.
I love that channel. I, I love watching it.
Draw a tree. Okay.
Oh, a tree. Oh, okay, I gotcha. I gotcha.
How do you know? It could've been a hand.
That looked like a hand! Le- let's compare hands,
and the tree.
Same thing! It could've been a very skinny hand!
Actually a very deformed hand.
Draw a blackberry- okay. Last time I tried to draw the phone. The actual BlackBerry phone.
No! Not, not at all. Not in my- not the PDA. I have to draw an actual berry.
Here we go, and-
How-?
I see blueberry- or hurricane! *laughs* Those are very similar! Man!
I'm gonna eat some cottage cheese and hurricanes- I mean, blueberries... tomorrow morn-
Sorry, I always get those two mixed up.
Draw a feather- aw!
Trico!
It reminds me of The Last Guardian: draw a feather.
Turikur!
[little boy's voice] Ya de wei!
No, okay. If you don't watch that series then it's not gonna make any sense.
*chuckles*
Draw a feather in under 20 seconds. Okay. I can.
There's the, the main part-
No!
Noo!
I, I actually fucked this up. No-
It's feather!
Yeah, how did you not get that until the very fuckin last thing was do- I should've drawn a duck!
With a wing... and then drawn a circle with an arrow pointing to it.
Then he would've known. That's how everybody's doing their thumbnails as well.
You just, uh, put a circle and an arrow in the middle of the thumbnail. It doesn't have to be pointing to anything-
You could just do it! And then everyone's like,
What's it pointing to? I HAVE NO IDEA! Let's click!
Draw a scorpion. Oh, shit.
Draw a scorpion- okay. A scorpion has a body like this-
No, not yet.
Uh, arms... uh, claws...
This looks like a crab, or a lo- It actually looks like a lobster.
Um... no! Pointy- pointy tai- It's a scorpion!
How do you not see this? It- it's a top-down scorpion!
It looks like a lobster.
It's okay. Don't, don't apologize.
Did he just guess again?
Don't apologize. That's my own fault for drawing a scorpion like that.
How did everyone- A stethoscope? A tractor?
I love to ride my scorpion through the fields and plow up muck. A wristwatch?!
That's a dinosaur! That's not a scorpion.
That's a fuckin tin o' beans...
That's Captain Hook!
This is a scorpion. That's a good scorpion right there! How many legs- I didn't even draw legs on my scorpion.
That's why you didn't get it. It was missing the legs.
Good scorpion- good scorpion- good scorpion- That's fuckin nothing!
That could be a necklace, for all we know!
And that's a cat!
Let's do it, let's go again. Draw a sco- You fuckin had to start out with the one I couldn't get last time.
Come on, Quickie D.
[mutters] Don't you fuckin- okay. Okay. I got it this time.
I can't remember what people drew.
Um- Here we go...
No!
It's this, and then a stinger-
and then this...
Aw, shit.
Oh, shit-
Ah, Quickie D.
Oh! Thank god. It looked like a little grabby-grabby.
Oh! Crab!
I know how to draw this, 'cause I almost drew it last time. There we go-
No,
No?
It's a crab!
No- stop seeing hockey pucks in everything!
*laughs*
Come on!
That's very clearly a crab! Son of a bitch!
I like how he's just like,
"I see hockey puck! Oh, uh, elephant! Giraffe! [stuttering] Small boy being left by his father! Oh!
[murmuring] I have no idea what you're drawing.
'Cause this is basically like Pictionary, and that's what everybody does in Pictionary.
It's just like,
Turtle!
Toaster!
Blinds!
The, the acoustic foam!
I'm saying that 'cause I can see acoustic foam right now. It's right here! Hello, buddy!
*chuckles*
And then it's like,
What were you drawing?
[murmuring] It was a fish.
Ohh...! I didn't get that- Okay. Draw a leaf.
Fuckin easy. I drew it last time.
*humming*
Ya didn't even let me finish!
I was singing the- dada, da, da, da- I was singing Lord of the Rings because they have their-
Their Leafs of Lothlórien? Or something? Those things that keep their, their capes on.
Yeah. And then he rips it off and he throws it on the ground,
and that's how Aragorn finds out that they're going that way 'cause the Uruk-hai had them.
You remember Lord of the Rings? Come ooon! Okay- a jail.
How do you know. That could've been matchsticks. Again-
A pond? Uh oh.
Uh oh- I have an idea.
I have an idea of how- I have an idea of how to draw this.
I'm even better than I thought I was!
Call the Herald! Call the newspaper! Jacksepticeye!
Better drawer than anybody ever thought that he was, including himself. Draw some stairs. Okay.
*chuckles*
That's easy! Huh-
What's up, guys? Stairs here. Um,
Right, I got all those- Gimme new ones! A peanut! O-kay.
Peanuts look like this...
No-
It's peanut! All you have to do is look at the shape of my head.My head is the shape of a peanut.
[XXXX voice] Can't you tell? *chuckles*
A mailbox? Okay, easy. Easy fuckin peasy.
[while laughing] I don't know happened to the post down there... *laughs*
Don't look at that part! Look away! No!
Uh, draw a rake. Ooh! The Creepypasta, or just a rake. I'm assuming you just mean an actual rake.
So let's draw it this way.
No, you don't.
Oh, god what did I do.
I don't know how you got that. I, I realize that doing it from a side view-
I was like, wait how do I do all the teeth? I can't do all the teeth on the, the top of the rake!
I managed to do it though.
Draw a hammer. Watch. Watch me do.
Can you stop fuckin guessing already. No!
Nailed it!
*clap*
*finger snap*
Oh! Yes. Draw a mouse. Oh, like this one? No?
Mayb- I should actually draw that kind of mouse. And see what he gets. Um.
I'll draw my mouse.
Nope.
Noope.
You, you're just not gonna get it, are you.
No- *chuckles*
Stop guessing things! You got- you didn't get it!
I know I should've drawn an actual mouse- like the animal, mouse- I know, it's okay.
Don't beat yourself up about it.
I know I should've probably drawn an actual mouse, but I didn't wanna do that, because it's boring.
That, that's, that's too easy.
Draw the Eiffel Tower.
[fake French accent] Hon hon hon! On hon hon! Ooh, Eiffel Tower! Ooh!
*blows a raspberry*
Apparently so. Even though it looks like one side of a Chinese finger trap.
That could've been anything- Google!
Wait, what did people draw for mouse?
Ha, a fuckin belt- that looks like a snake.
Yeah, people were drawing actual- Ah! See! You got it from theirs! Oh, wait-
Why did I draw the cable of the mouse coming out the back.
Why'd I do that? Why? It comes out the fuckin front of the mouse, not the back- I need to redeem myself.
I only got one all-six so far. I need to get all six.
Draw a foot. Like, 12 inches? Or- okay. I, I got it. Um, like this-
It's a foot!
Got it! Quickie D! [mumbling] It's called Quick, Draw. Not Slowly Guess and Get It Wrong.
Draw a vase, okay. Got it, there's the top.
No-
We're on a fucking roll, Quickie D. Uh, stethoscope. Watch this shit. Watch this shit.
No-
No!
Dude! We're doing great! Draw a doughnut.
Dude! We're the best! Draw a paintbrush. Okay.
No you don't.
Wait- what?
[whispering] It's paintbrush!
Come on!
I don't know how else to do this.
You motherfucker! I had that. That was a decent paintbrush.
And I'm sure we'll be at the end and everybody else will have drawn the exact same paintbrush.
What do you want me to do? Draw the fuckin paint? You wanna see me dry it on a wall?
Motorbike. Oh god.
Okay. Um, here we go...?
[Russian accent] It's motorbike!
Let's see your fuckin paintbrushes.
Underwear, shorts, bed.
Woaah.
That's a very nice paintbrush. See? See!?
Son of a bitch- See! Same fuckin thing. I give up. It's over! Google. Ya dick.
Okay well that does it for this episode of Quick, Draw!, Google's not good enough right now, but maybe one day-
Chad: Heeey guys! Jack: Hey. What the hell are you doing here, Chad?
Chad: Hey, you wanna buy some fucking weed, dude? Anybody out there wanna buy some weed-
Jack: Chad! What did I say? You're not aloud to talk to the people like that.
He's such an asshole. Every now and then he'll just show up and he'll-
Chad: Heeey! What're you doing talking to me like that? Jack: I don't care what you say.
Just 'cause you have lovely, glorious golden hair-
Chad: Hey, my hair's not golden. I don't know what you're fucking talking about, dude.
Jack: You know what, it's over, okay. Just go back- go back- go BACK DOWN. FUU-
Chad: Hey. It's just me now, it's just Chad forever. Uh. I'm gonna take over this channel. Um.
Look forward to more great, uh, game play, and vlogs, when I'm on my trips.
Uh.
You wanna buy some fucking weed-
Jack: Get outta here!
Such a dick, man! Taking over everything.
Anyway! Thank you guys, so much for watching this episode
if you liked it
*clap*
PUNCH that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS! And,
high-fives all-round!
*WAPOOSH*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes,
[high voice] IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
[outro music plays while you hear a wild jackaboy]
Sorry you had to see him like that.
God, such a dick.