So I think we need an answer to the decades old question - am I a time traveler?
Or am I not?
Let's find out... and you know, I realized something.
I don't really know if I know the answer to that, but I'm gonna try my best.
Dear viewers and listeners, I'm gonna try my best to get an answer for you.
I'm going to analyze expertly the opinions of the general public and "alleged" photographic
evidence stating that I am a time traveler, follow me for an incredible, unforgettable
journey ladies and gentlemen and let's finally reveal the truth and settle this once and
for all.
Now before I delve in to the hard evidence, there's one more thing you need to consider...
I don't even know what this creature is.
If I were a time traveler, I would have known who invented it and what kind of animal this
is... but I don't.
So I think that should make you think twice for all of you who think I am a time traveler.
Though the journey has just begun I think I made a pretty startling discovery, let me
show you something right here.
What is that?
That's a computer!
And I don't remember those when they were invented... which means... that's implying
that I was born after computers were around.
So I think that's one point for not being a time traveler!
But speaking of computers let's see what people on these devices have to say about the matter.
Alright so you're not gonna believe this, I remember like a few months back I was looking
at those comments and people were trying to say "this guy is a time traveler" and they
thought I was a wan- alright, that one wasn't true, that was fake, that was false, we're
not even gonna go there.
But there were so many people in the comments saying I was a time traveler and I know that
people can get a little confused and they can get... there might be that uncertainty
out there.
Then the pictures started showing up, at first I didn't know how to react but I thought 'It's
time once and for all, let's just break open the books, take a trip down memory lane and
let's see what people are throwing at me this time around."
So let's take a look at this, shall we?
Oh man!
We're going into the 80s in this one, the person that emailed me this said it was from
1986... oh man, that was crazy!
I remember the 80s, man, I had the incredible hair - I was in the hair band craze, I was
listening to that glam rock, I was a huge fan of Poison, Duran Duran...
I actually had the Walkman and I was recording mixtapes off of that and I was going all out
with the hair.
I was totally out there with the rocker culture in the 1980s..
BUT!
You look at that picture very closely and you're going to notice one thing and one thing
only... that picture is a photoshop from my 2013 Chicken Wings video.
Now it might not seem evident at first, you might say what happened to your hair?But I
can guarantee you that it is a photoshop from that 2013 video where I reviewed the wings
from Planet Wings and I can tell you because of that Argyle Sweater that I was wearing
there.
I know - I know for a fact I got that
in 2012... confirmed photoshop!
Okay... (reads caption) Man...
I remember that place, that place was just incredible!
The burgers from there were delicious!
I mean, they were to die for.
The ambiance was like one of those classic diners and it was so incredible.
I remember the day that it closed, I felt so bad that day.
But unfortunately, I was more of a McDonald's fan at that time - I liked the Wendy's burgers
but I gotta admit, more of a McDonald's fanatic.
That picture is a HOAX!
Onto the next one we've got... oh wow!
Wow, that takes me back.
That one takes me back!
Oh my gosh... that park, that place was so beautiful I gotta tell you.
I remember that...
1884!
I actually knew the painter and I went down to the coffee shop and hung out with him a
few times, just a brilliant painter and I remember being at that park - it used to be
a hangout of mine, I'd go by the shore and listen to the shortwave radio.
There's one thing though if you look really close to this picture, you've got to take
a look at this.
Here's... and I know this one is really convincing but here is the undeniable proof that this
one is a shop as some people say.
Take a look, I circled it, see that guy he's wearing a tank top and if you really look
into the history books tank tops were not invented until 1964 so there is absolutely
no way, no logical way that this image could actually be the real thing, so someone very
clearly photoshopped that guy into the image therefore that picture is a host.
Okay, now this one we can dismiss real quick and I can tell you why, I know it's kinda
tough to see because I have a massive, massive beard.
It's actually down to here right now.You can see my huge mustache but it's blonde and as
a result of this camera it isn't visible.
So you could easily refute that picture because my facial hair is not that brown color and
it's significantly longer than what is displayed in pic.
I think the guy looks like me but that is very obviously not me at all.
We're going to the mid 90s now, this one was from 96' and I used to hang out with guy fieri
a lot, not too much anymore, out relationship got a little rocky, he had his tastes and
I had mine and we went out separate ways, but back in the mid 90s I used to travel all
over the globe with this guy.
We even went to a Pizza Kitchen in South Korea believe it or not!
We were touring around and seeing that... that was just bringing back memories of the
glory days.
That's not me in the picture though, I honestly don't know who that guy next to him is, I
mean, I recognize the tie but a lot of people have them.
But I know, that guy on the left - that's my BOY Guy Fieri and he was a great guy, maybe
one day we'll get back in touch again.
That also isn't a photoshop but that's just some random guy that looks like me a little
bit.
So far we're getting through em', this is just... for me it's not even about seeing
if I'm a Time Traveler, this is going down memory lane.
Like looking through a stack of pictures from your childhood, it all is just coming back,
flowing back to you!You think, my gosh, I totally forgot about that and all these memories...
it's overwhelming me right now.
This is a Euphoric experience, that's all I can say.
It's like my life is flashing before my eyes!
So it was so incredible.
Let's just see what else we have here!
The Kray Brah's!
London, England 1966!!
Oh, the 60s.
Now those were the days... in 1966 I walked the Grateful Dead on stage, I think that was
my biggest accomplishment of the entire decade that Ever did.
The 60s was an awesome time and London was a place to be.
But I have to tell you this, that isn't me in the photo.
When I was in the 60s I used to go real old school, I would wear second hand clothing
from the Victorian and Edwardian eras.
I used to dress real formal, you look at those guys in the photo there , hair is similar,
facial structure not at all and the suits don't match.
I started experimenting with those suits in the 70s when I took up a part time job with
Family Feud.
I don't know who those two guys are but it's not me.
Those were the days.
Alright, I can't refute this one.
I can't refute this one - HOWEVER - This was from present day, that was me on the right
there and I just can't refute it.
Doesn't really go with Time Traveler evidence but it was me.
Going over here, this is going to the 20s, some people were saying that was me in the
back there and I gotta tell you real quick, though because sometimes you ever see a picture
of yourself from years ago but you've changed, aged, circumstances have changed and you're
wondering if it's really you in the picture or not?
This is one of those times.
It made me do a double take for a while.
But now I remember it couldn't have been with me, as in 1923 I had nothing to do with gas
lamps, I was doing some early work in radio broadcasting at the time.
I did not have that gig, that was not my side hustle so we can confirm that picture to be
a big hoax.
1973 Russia, I remember going over there, it was freezing cold over there though not
as cold as people were saying.
I enjoyed the stay though I have no idea who that guy in the picture was, very fond memories
though.
And we have one last one people were trying to say was me, that's a colonial suit but
I've got to refute that one immediately, I remember when I used to wear that attire I
would always wear a tri-corner hat and a black cravat.
So that could not possibly be me because I didn't at all, that is not me AT ALL.
So I hope this cleared things up a little bit, the comments were one thing but the pictures
came in... man, this is just an introspective experience, maybe that's an understatement.
For me this was opening up a book and going down memory lane.
So I hope you know that these were all just fake and photoshops and I hope this cleared
things up a little bit.
Thank you for watching, I'm your host TheReportOfTheWeek and do take care!
Oh my gosh I'm so thankful that's over, at least I can still keep the secret at this
point.