- Why doesn't he show his birth certificate. - For Donald Trump and his party?
This is the beat they drum to. Well.
Thank you. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Distinguished guests, Mr. President. Salam.
Thus, comedian Jimmy Kimmel mocks them on national television.
- It makes her. - A slut, right?
Makes her a prostitute.
The late Rush Limbaugh, a conservative hack, said this of Sandra Fluke, which.
Hey, is that slut Rush Limbaugh here?
People are still upset with the rush for comments he made about Sandra Fluke.
But you know what?
There's a reason Mr. Limbaugh said what he said, and that reason is Percocet.
Kimmel was quick to throw a jab back at the former radio host, but.
Most Muslim people in the world do condone violence just for what you think.
But it wasn't just right wing Doofuses Bill Maher got it as well.
And by the way, just to clear things up for the extreme right wingers,
here's the difference between Bill Maher and Rush Limbaugh.
The people who watch Bill Maher know he's a.
I get voted into office by portraying their constituents as victims.
And it's all your fault. And it's my fault.
It's the rich people's fault. It's the Republicans fault.
It's everybody's fault except what's going on.
And what's going on, as you know, is a dissolution of the family.
And you don't have proper supervision of children.
And they grow up with no skills and they can't read and speak,
and they have tattoos on their neck and they can't compete in a marketplace,
and that's what's going on.
But if you say that you're a racist, so no matter what you say, Congressman, you're
going to be branded because the race hustlers don't want to solve the problem.
How's that? In addition.
Another network former biggest star got the finger pointed and laughed at.
Bill O'Reilly, wrote a controversial book about another great president
called Killing Lincoln.
I actually have my own theory about Lincoln's death.
I think John Wilkes Booth was innocent.
I don't even think it was an assassination.
I believe that Abraham Lincoln had a vision about what the Republican Party
would become in 150 years, and he shot himself.
Is the fox stable laughing or or did Rupert Murdoch
hack into all my jokes already?
So contraception. You're trying not to have a baby.
- That's over. - Ditto with another network's big star.
MSNBC has a very big star now in Rachel Maddow.
Rachel hosts her own show. She's a best selling author.
And yet somehow she still manages to find time to cut her own hair.
We're making some progress.
Much of it is related to the initiative called community policing,
because we have finally gotten more police officers on the street.
That was one of the goals that the president had when he pushed
the crime bill that was passed in 1994, he promised 100,000 police.
We're moving in that direction, but we can see it already makes a difference,
because if we have more police interacting with people, having them
on the streets, we can prevent crimes.
We can prevent petty crimes from turning into something worse.
But we also have to have an organized effort against gangs.
Just as in a previous generation, we had an organized effort against the mob.
We need to take these people on.
They are often connected to big drug cartels.
They are not just gangs of kids anymore.
They are often the kinds of kids that are called super predators.
No conscience, no empathy.
We can talk about why they ended up that way,
but first we have to bring them to heel.
And the president has asked the FBI to launch a very concerted effort
against gangs everywhere.
Hard to believe this is the best the DNC could do against the easiest man to beat
in a presidential election.
He said he wasn't sure it was the same Hilary Rosen he said I
personally know three Hilary Rosen's.
You personally know three Hilary Rosen's. Where did all these Hilary Rosen's come?
Did you pick them in the Hilary Rosen Garden?
I'd bet you $10,000 you don't know three Hilary Rosen's.
But I'm not running for president, so. Three Hillary's.
That sounds like President Clinton's worst nightmare.
Thus, Kimmel had fun at her disposal.
For the record, Santorum believes marriage should be between a man and a woman only.
Why? Because I believe we are made that way.
Santorum also opposes abortion, including in cases of rape, and he's spoken of the
dangers of contraception or birth control as, quote, a license to do things
in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
Remember this dude?
And in addition, how CNN employed his bigotry after his days in DC?
Gross stuff from major news network, right?
But if you're a Republican, you know there isn't much of a choice I get.
Rick Santorum is out.
I guess it just wasn't Rick's year. Rick's year is 1954.
You know, it's one thing to oppose gay marriage.
It's another altogether to do it in a sweater vest.
In the end, Rick Santorum may not have won the nomination,
but he succeeded in getting his message out not just to Americans,
but to people all a flat the world.
So who are the fish?
I'm Joe Manchin, and I approve this ad because the biggest.
Catch, according to Mr. Coy, it's the conservative Democrat,
Senator Joe Manchin.
- Joe Manchin I talked. - To his office every week.
- He is the kingmaker. - This is really incredible.
I mean, what a collection of people here in one room, we have members of the media,
politicians, corporate executives, advertisers, lobbyists and celebrities.
Everything that is wrong with America is here in this room tonight.
What's happening in America's college campuses is horrific.
No, they're not.
They're protected under the United States Constitution.
- Kimmel chides this goof as well. - I have a question.
Who are these people who think it would be a good idea to attack Iran?
I hear people say, bomb them, Nukem. Just do it now.
They're a real bunch of yahoos and Netanyahu's.
And on this Chud, former House Speaker Newt Gingrich, it's.
Great to see the Gingrich's here tonight, because I guess that means
the check cleared.
Nude. I have a question.
How can you be against gay marriage when you yourself are the son
of two gay parents, the Michelin man and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?
So there's a lot here, and there are many different directions that we can go in.
But let me just say, when you hear the cold, brutal,
honest truth from a comedian, especially in a room such as the one
that Kimmel described, it rings hollow.
The point that I want to hit on is not him making fun of Newt Gingrich,
which is always welcome.
Not the, making light of birtherism, which is always welcome
because it was started by Donald Trump in order for him to get in the press,
which he is very good at doing.
Let's be forthright with that in the most wrong ways possible, of course.
And it led to him becoming running for president and becoming POTUS.
But what I want to touch on is Kimmel making a joke about the irony
that in that Washington Hilton, you have politicians, advertisers, lobbyists,
the ultra wealthy, and media members.
If that is not a clear cut conflict of interest and quite honestly, irrefutably
questioning the integrity of everyone and everything in that room, I don't know
what is because it is the clear indictment of what we have been saying for years
that our elected leaders are free press.
They don't serve us.
They serve corporate overlords who have limitless amounts of money.
Look up how much Blackstone is worth.
Blackrock is worth, Boeing is worth Lockheed Martin, Raytheon,
all of these companies.
Right.
And think about how good of a business practice it is on their end to funnel that
money to a politician to do their bidding, pay them, let's say, $300,000 of what we
know via open secrets, $200,000, $400,000, $1 million in order for that company
to have loosened policies, not be subjected to investigations,
have those investigations killed, and in turn, they make billions.
It is the most savvy yet corrupt investment one can make.
But here in this country it is, as I've said many times over, legalized bribery.
And they are all in that room together. Think about that.