♪ (old-school video game music) ♪
(announcer) Previously on Outlast...
No!
(screams)
(shrieks)
Huh?
(cries)
Oh, I don't have the camera anymore! Oh!
(announcer) This time on Outlast...
Well... no camera. Solid.
So we probably have to go down there,
because that's where the camera's at.
Where did it go? It went down here.
Can I just, like, reach down?
Oh, I see it. It's right there.
Come on... just get, like, a fish hook.
I couldn't have thought to just bring an extra flashlight?
This guy is not a very good journalist.
I wonder if I can still collect batteries.
(squeals)
Yeah, you can! You can!
Not that it matters.
What still made the beep?
How am I gonna do stuff without the camera?
Okay, I can't go anywhere that's dark.
(in game: water running nearby)
Aha! Way to go down.
Okay.
(sarcastically) I'm sure nothing bad will happen down here.
Oh.
I don't want to go through--
Oh, never mind. There's light. All right.
- (in game: thunderclap) - Oh, god.
- (in game: thunderclap) - Seriously?
And I'm sure I gotta go follow him.
Following the light.
- (in game: yelling) - (gasps) Oh my god!
...need this. You're not scared.
You're just--
- (in game: yelling) - Aah, [bleep]!
[bleep]!
I don't know how I feel about this.
- (in game: yelling) - (shrieks) Oh!
- (in game: yelling) - Aah!
- (in game: yelling) - (whimpering)
Why would he do that?
- (in game: yelling) - Oh my god!
Oh!
I think that was the scariest moment of the whole game.
Oh, I was not expecting that at all.
I don't want to play anymore.
This game is like the biggest troll.
(sighs)
You do something, and then your guy just is dumb,
and then it counteracts everything you just did.
Something's gonna pop out at me,
but I'm just gonna run towards the light.
(gasps) I found it!
Oh my gosh!
Thank lord.
Okay. Oh, [bleep].
Oh-- no! No!
Turn it on.
That's-- oh my god!
(shrieks)
Ugh, my god!
Oh no! It's cracked. Oh no.
It was such a nice camera though. Come on.
Oh, what? Camcorder, you can't be glitchin' out on me now.
I don't understand why those guys couldn't see me
until I picked up my camera.
Come on, game. At least have some logic.
Shoot. Shoot.
This is like Pac-Man. This is like extreme Pac-Man.
Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up, get up,
get up, get up, get up.
I don't like this new camera lens though.
This filter for Instagram sucks.
(in game: static)
What if, like, it just, like, blurred out,
and then aliens just started transmitting to me?
That would be a plot twist.
I'm gonna try to go back upstairs,
'cause I feel like that's where I was, I made the jump,
and then I dropped my camcorder,
and now I can actually see in the dark,
so I'm gonna try to go back up there.
And this is also why we don't burn buildings down, kids.
Okay. Let's go through the darkness,
because that's always a good idea.
Okay. Got to find Father Martin, administration.
(in game: floor crumbling)
No.
This place is literally falling apart.
(in game: grunt)
- (in game: grunt) - Jump. See what happens.
Oh.
Uh... hi.
(in game) Only one way out. Only one way.
Is it this way?
I... well...
(in game) How do you know you're not a patient?
Oh. He's asking the deep questions.
How do I know I'm not a patient?
'Cause I'm a reporter.
Go this way. Go this way.
Let's go, let's go.
All right. Father Martin.
I'm coming for you.
- (in game: thumping) - Seriously?
(sighs) Why can't you just go away?
Um... (gasps)
No. No. Are you kidding me?
No.
(in game: grunting and panting)
(in game: grunt)
♪ Ring around the rosie ♪
Okay.
(in game: snarling)
- (in game: alerted grunt) - Seriously?!
You're the biggest idiot ever, and you see me there?
God! What am I doing wrong with my life here is the question.
Shi...aah!
Go. Run past him. Go, go. Go, go.
Okay. I can't take another hit.
Dude!
The vent was right there. It was right there.
Wait, did he just rip my body from my head?
(in game: grunt)
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Go, go, go. Yes.
I have outsmarted him. Yes.
That was nice and-- what is that?
(gasps) Oh!
"To interact"? I don't want to interact.
I'm gonna do it.
(in game: body thumps)
(disgusted) Oh.
Hey, I remember this place.
This is, like-- this is, like, very beginning.
(in game) I'm supposed to tell you--
the key to the house of God is in the theater, behind the light.
- In the theater, behind the light. - Okay.
(in game) You have to see the movie.
- So that's where he left the card. Okay? - Got it.
Let's go this way.
Recrea-- oh.
Oh.
No-- okay.
Lovely.
That's locked.
Yep. Of course.
Got to go through the creepy pool hall.
♪ (in game: piano music) ♪
Is that the recreation hall?
Oh.
What did I do? Where am I?
Hey, a ladder.
Hey.
Ups-a-daisy.
One... a-t-two... th-three.
Okay.
Okay. So they make, like, a fenced-off thing.
But they decide to leave a gap on the side.
I can't tell if that piano being played is background music.
Oh, that's creepy. It's classical music.
Classical music's always creepy.
Here we go. Nice jumpin'.
- (in game: panting) - ♪ (discordant note) ♪
You messed up.
Idiot.
No, I'm kidding. Oh... no, I'm sorry.
It was actually really good.
I'm sorry; that was so impolite.
That's terrifying.
This way.
(in game: peculiar whine)
Here's a theater.
How cute. They were watching it.
Oh, this is where the piano guy was.
- (in game: boom, projector clicking) - Oh god!
(in game) Uh, exit interview recorded December 27th, 1985,
in Los Alamos, New Mexico.
Let's watch the movie.
What is this film?
(in game) ...three instances of spontaneous bleeding.
Ew.
(in game) It's impossible to understand the things we felt,
what we believed.
The overwhelming fear. Ecstatic rage and...
I feel all those things while playing this game.
(in game) A human mind in that environment
is capable of extraordinary things.
That should be knit on a pillow.
(in game) Do you believe your test subjects
achieved something supernatural?
(in game) No.
But I saw a ghost.
(in game) Nothing is supernatural.
(in game) Then what was it?
You said Project Walrider was a gateway.
- Walrider. - (in game) A gateway to what?
A gateway to what?
Is that it?
All right.
Let's find the key.
Um, is that the key?
No. That's a can.
Looks like everyone kinda partied too hard.
Okay, wait. So the card was behind the projector?
(in game: phone line error tones)
Why-- (slight gasp)
(in game: sudden bang)
Um...
(in game) You have to find Wernicke. Only way.
Hey, man.
Check on you later.
So Wernicke's still alive?
Wernicke's like an old guy though.
Oh, stairs. Hey.
The blood. See the blood? Always follow the blood.
Okay. Awesome.
Hey, there's a key.
Can I open the door?
(startled yelp)
Dah... sorry!
Oh, I see the key. How do I open this door?
Oh, the door's over here.
(deep gasp) Oh!
Okay.
Oh my--
You're so annoying.
Oh my god!
(breathes deeply) What a dick!
(gasps and screams)
Ha, ha.
Let's try that again.
Did he lock it?
This game is beginning to aggravate me.
It's never that simple.
(chuckles nervously)
Oh.
He went downstairs.
Okay.
We'll go this way.
Oh, the theater looks so cute.
Lookit, it's a full crowd out there.
Parkour!
(in game: grunting)
(nervously) Oh... all these people.
All right. Key, third floor.
All right. Down here.
I wish it would tell you what floor you were on.
M'kay.
All right.
So...
(in game: banging)
Oh, great.
Okay. We're running. We're running.
We're running. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
Damn it.
Get out of here, naked men.
I'm freaking out.
I knew it. It's the penis guy.
Why you gotta be so naked?
(in game: peculiar whines from camera)
(in game: panting)
Okay, third floor. Here we go.
Naked guy.
All right.
♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na ♪
Okay, uh...
Third floor. We're on the third floor.
Aha, a convenient elevator...
(angrily) that needs a key!
(sighs) Of course.
I wasn't expecting anything to happen.
Man, I still can't really put my finger on it,
if it's ghosties or scary guys
or it's, like, everything.
(gasps)
Is that him?
Do I have to touch him?
Father Martin.
He looks more like Voldemort than Father Martin.
Uh-oh. Running low on batteries-- not Gucci.
I just said "Gucci." Please slap me.
(sighs) You never know with these people.
Sometimes they're just chill and don't do anything,
and then sometimes they're like,
"Hey, I'm gonna kill you with my penis hanging out."
Oh... finding a key.
Do I have to go in there?
He obviously needs his private time.
Can I have the key? Please?
You in any-- you taking a poop?
Taking a poop, Father?
I'd like this game 10 times more
if they just had him pooping and then he's just like, "Oh, dude.
I just needed you to bring me toilet paper this whole time,"
and it was just the end.
- (in game: thunderclap) - Oh. Okay.
Maybe we go out that way.
Oh my gosh.
(takes deep breath) It's always gotta be rainy and nighttime
and all scary everything.
"God hates sickness."
That's nice.
Must go this way.
(in game: door slams)
Hey there. How you doin'?
Oh, there are the penis guys.
But it doesn't look like they'll hurt me, so it's okay?
(in game: bell donging)
(in game) My Job. You alone shall escape to tell them.
Wait, isn't that Father Martin?
What the heck?
(in game) You will watch and record my death, my...
"Resurrection"? "And together we will be free"?
(in game) And together we will be free.
That guy's partying.
They're all partying.
"We will all of us be free"--
that's some great grammar you got there.
(in game) Now, my son.
Please... no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, are you s-- no.
Dude, Father Martin's insane.
Oh my gosh.
(in game: agonized screaming)
(whimpering) Okay.
That's really horrible. I'm gonna go.
Now, if you'd excuse me, naked guys, I'd like to get out of here.
Thank you.
See? This is the kind of hospitality I deserve!
Sorry, Father. Tough luck, dude.
I wonder if that's how we beat the game;
I just have to just leave, just go.
And then there's gonna be a part where
I have to-- oh, he's not a nice fellow.
I don't know what's going on, but I'm gonna run.
Yes. Here.
And he was-- here!
(snickers) Okay.
We're good, we're good, we're good, we're good, we're good.
We can outrun him; it's fine.
This way!
You're not gonna make that.
You're not gonna make it. Go, go, go, go, go, go.
(anxiously) Go, go! Go!
Ha.
You're fat and tubby, so-- oh.
There's doors, never mind.
Go, go, go.
Elevator? That's not the elevator.
Oh my gosh, I found the elevator.
Wow.
Help, get me out.
Kill him! Go down! Yeah!
Am I escaping right now?
Like, is this for real?
Goodbye. Goodbye.
What is go-- (sighs)
Oh.
Of course! Of course.
Seriously? Seriously?
Please just take me to the outside world, please.
(sighs)
This game.
Of course, I gotta find another way out!
"Find another way out." Thanks. Thanks.
This is the, like, biggest troll game ever.
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Until next time, goodbye!
Bye, naked guys! You're weird.
♪ (old-school video game music) ♪