*W'PSH* Top of the mornin' to ya, laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome to a game called Nuclear Business!
It doesn't look like a whole lot,
but it's made by the same people- if you couldn't tell by the art style- who made.. umm
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator and Cluster Truck.
And I absolutely love those devs, Landfall Games,
and,
this is something that they made for a GameJam, so...
It's not like a full game or anything,
it's very very very very very early-
kinda stuff, and it's m- it's- I think it's more like, a concept than anything.
For example-
There's a bench on top of this roof!
Why?!
We don't need benches on rooftops! But,
the idea of the game is I have a little dude here,
and this red dot that I have-
is gonna call in a nuke.
A BIG ASS NUCLEAR BOMB!!
And we're gonna blow this dude up, *septiplier away* so...
I think what I have to do- I have to score 50 points.
So I think what I have to do is-
detonate this near enough to him
that he goes flying through buildings.
And when he goes flying through buildings,
then I get points.
So,
let's try this here.
Oh!
Where is it?!
Is it- *nuke explodes* JESUS CHRIST!
Yea-heah-heah-heah-heah!!!
*laughing*
Holy fuck!
Oh my god it destroyed everything!
That was awesome!
Where's my dude?
Oh he's right here.
Hey fella!
*giggling*
Are you feelin' okay?
I-I don't know if I can actually do anything...
WITH him...
What happens if I stick the nuke TO him?
Okay, it fell from the sky last time- There it is!
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah!
*gasp*
MINUS POINTS?
What?!
C'mon I have to score a hundred points! All I got is 16!
*laughing*
Good lord,
I fucked shit up though!
This is awesome!
I don't really get the mechanics of it though.
What happens if I just-
fire it here?
Where the bomb?
There it is.
It's not even near the dude though!
GO DUDE!
I got two hundred and five points.
-two hundred and sixty seven points.
Ahhhhh the red stuff is what my guy hits...
O-kay! I get that!
So I cleared that level how much do I have to get now? A hundred and-
-fifty so...
I have to plan it in a certain way
that he has to
BOUNCE
across the map and...
there's a snoozle comin'
(Hold on everybody jack has to snoozle)
(false alarm)
You motherfucker sneeze! You were right there!!
You were right in the tinty tantalizing
tip of my tongue, but you didn't come out
Umm..... right so
I have to be careful about this 'cause-
what if I just fire it here? 'Cause if I
fire it on top it's just gonna hit the top of the building!
Its so cool looking!
Boooshk!!!!!!!
*laughing*
OOHH
It's my favorite things ever-
oh, I didn't pass I need four more points :c
My favorite things ever, exBLOWsions....
(Really Sean?)
City-wide explosions too!
Uhh, I'm gonna put this here
I don't know why it starts flashing when you get close to the dude
but I'm gonna put it here so you fly that way
AND...
GO!!!
YEAH!!! 200 points already.
Holy fuck. Go little dude!
*laughing*
Look at him go!!
and then he curls into a little ball
how many points did I get? I wasn't paying attention.
I got way more than 150 anyway
Um,
reach two hundred points, right, I can fucking do that
Watch this. WATCH THIS.
The first thing I hit is going to give me two hundred points
I want to be able to follow the little guy though but it's really fucking hard.
There we go, I told ya.
*waits for explosion to end*
Where is he? He's somewhere in the middle of all of this.
Follow the red. You have to follow the red brick road.
To try to figure out wherever he is.
He's down here somewhere
Little dude???
Nah, he dead.
Ok, I did that.
NICE!!!
Hopefully there's something at the end where it's like 'reach a billion points'
Okay, we're headin' this way! We're headin' into the city centre!
'Scuse me! Just gonna pick up some groceries!
WAAAAOOOOWW! *Laughs*
*lip smack* Aww, man, that sucked! He stopped in the building right here!
FUCK!
Okay, umm...
Click! Yes, restart!
So he restarts in different places all the time.
Umm...
I need you to go this way, so I'm gonna set this... off RRRIGHT next to 'ya!
Pretty sure you're dead if that happens...
Booooooom! YES!!
Right through everything- Where'd he go!?
He's still only right here! Maaan!
If you could get him to like, CATAPULT through everything, you'd get so many points!!
He's on top of the building now- THAT'S WHY there's a bench on top!
To give you a little resting place! Umm-
Right, I'm setting you off this way.
You're going this way!
My little son!
FORWARD ON TO DAWN! GO, MAN!!!
*laughing*
MINUS POINTS?! WHY?!
THERE we go. Two hundred and twenty-seven.
Why was he getting minus points though?
I don't get that-
and why are you all different colors?
The- uh- It occurs to me that I know fuckall about this game-
or what the hell I'm supposed to be doing right- uhh
Down...
here!
Fall RIGHT down!
Where is it?
Where the bomb? There it is-
uh..
BOOOOOOM!!
Yeah-hah!
GO, LITTLE FELLA!!!
I can't follow him properly!
He's in here!
Look at him!
Look at him go-
*gaSP*
A THOUSAND POINTS!!!
YEAH!!!!
I don't know if this ends,
or if it just keeps going and going and going and going
but I am having a whale of a time!
Let's see what happens if I fire the other side of the building,
will the shockwaves send you that way or
will you be protected?
*explosion*
Not protected, anyway!
I just have no idea where you are-
LOOK AT THE WATER TOWERS
NICE!
Okay, that was-
fuckall...
I need to do better!
I need a better starting place!
YES
THIS is a good starting place
because I am IMMEDIATELY GONNA HIT THAT WALL,
and get a shit ton of points
OOOOOH BRING IT
BRING IT BOI
YEAAAAAH!!!
*explosion subsiding*
i thought that was GONNA BE AWESOME
THAT SUCKED
okay- it did say i had other buttons for-
different things...
OHH!
Right clicking lets me focus on the dude!
Oh, awesome!
That's EXACTLY what I wanted!
Oh, PERFECT!
GO FELLA!
*laughter*
Okay, can I do anything with him?
Can I like, jump or bounce or anything like that?
No. Okay.
LEVEL CLEARED!
HOORAY!
Where is he?
He's right here, right?
Where are we goin', lil' fella?
UMM
We have to head uptown.
We have to head
*singing* DOWNTOWN
*more singing* DOWNTOWN!!
Okay, wha- that's gonna hit that building up there...
*explosion*
OHH MAYBE NOT
See- WHY AM I GETTING MINUS POINTS?!
Come on, fella!
I don't get it, I don't get it at all.
It did say I had like a middle click thing
And right click was like fire 3, or whatever
But it also said there was a jump button!
But I don't know if there actually is, because they said jump was space, or ctrl, or alt, or something
They dont do anything U:<
I don't know, umm
What happens if we fire the bomb, RIGHT on top of your head? (You scare me)
*Jack Giggles*
Oh jesus... YOU LOOK LIKE DEADMAU5!
*Jack Laughs*
Now you just look dead~!
(Realization in 3... 2.. 1)
OOoohh
Ok, Maybe I'm getting minus points because the bomb is killing my dude
Like its hitting him WAY too square in the face, so its doing a lot of damage to him and hurtin' him a lot so
LETS PUT IT BACK HERE!
ARE YOU READY GEORGE?
*Jack Salutes* SEE YOU LATER FELLA ;C
BOOM! THERE WE FUCKING GO!
ATTABOY!
YES!
Ok, kind of figuring it out right now. What's the city like?
Ohhhh
*raises hand* My- My bad~!
500 points! Ok it is still going up!
Aw shit I clicked!
I didn't mean to! *Distant nuke noise*
That is very impressive
That technology!
The- the physics of all the buildings collapsing
THAT IS AWESOME!
Right I- I fucked that up, my guy is still standing
*Jack laughs*
Uh, 500 Points, so we want to put you like...
No, if I put it there it's gonna hit the monorail
UHMM
Here!
Maybe
Possibly
Where's the bomb coming?
Can we see the bomb?
Oh there it is! *Jack laughs*
That is fucking terrifying!
Aww, he's in a little ball!
Ahhhhh nope. He dead
*Jack laughs*
SORRY GEORGE
I didn't mean to. ME AND GEORGE TOGETHER FOREVER
Uhh, where are you? ohh this is gonna be a good one
This is a good one, ROIIGHHT HERE!
There is not a whole lot to go through, but by Jaysus are we gonna try
*inhales deeply*
GO GEORGE!
YOU
SUCK!
YOU SUCK A FART OUT OF ME ARSE
GO STAND IN THE CORNER WHERE YOU BELONG!
*inhales again*
GO GEORGE
*boom*
Fuck yeah bro!
*tch*
He doesn't go very far when he's close to the walls D:
I mean, if that was a real nuke he'd just be POOF!
He'd just be dust, but *laughs*
It's just a video game, so we're not going to hold it up to real world ahh- accuracies!
Uhh, maybe over here...
Because if it lands over there then you're gonna launch this way!
It's gonna be good!
Like Spider-Man!
BELIEVE IN SPIDER *Gets scared* MAN JESUS *laughs*
YES
YES GEORGE
GO LITTLE BUDDY!
(George should really be dead right now...)
Five hundred points is hard to get.
This is the one! This is the one!
I feelin' it! I FEEL IT IN ME WATERS!!!
GO!
*EPIC EXPLOSION*
YESSSS!!!
NOOO!!!!
He hits the building and then he just-
*poopy noise*
George where are ya?!
George?
He's in the buildings!
He's freaking out!
GEORGE!!
NO!!!
He- he's- he's uncomfortable.
He's uncomfortable. I GOT TO BREAK MY BUDDY OUT!!!
I GOT TO HELP MY FRIEND!
DON'T WORRY GEORGE!! HELP IS COMIN'
Aw, he looks so scared! he- he's so scared he's shivering
WHAAAOO (not really sure how to spell that sound...)
GO GEORGE!! YOU'RE FREE NOW!!!
(and dead...)
two hundred...
Man, I was getting like insane points a while ago
Now I can't even get above two hundred.
Oh..? Are you on the building?
No...Um..Right where do we send you?
Over..This wayyy
THIS better work!
C'mon George! I'm sick of your shit!
YES..? YES!! About fuckin time I got over five hundred!!
We can do this! *claps*
Attaboy George!
We love ye! Everybody loves George right?
Every- shout out- shout out his name!
GEORGE-IE, GEORGE-IE!
#ThumbsUpForGeorge
Um..OOH..YES! You're on top of the building this time.
I love these ones
Uh..
What happens if I...
Hmm..I'm not sure whether to set it off near you or..
Let's set it off over here..on this building and send you flying this way. YES! It's a foolproof plan!
*Surprised Jack*
*laughs*
His little like..stoic movements..
Where's he going? YES!! YOU DID IT GEORGE-IE POR-GIE! WE FUCKIN LOVE YA BRO!
A THOUSAND POINTS! Exactly a thousand..oh that's so satisfying to look at.
ooh..
Uh..six hundred points, we just did that..
Oh no, we did 550. Um..
We are going..THIS WAY!
♪George-ie Por-gie, Puddin and Pie♪
♪Kissed the girls and made them cry♪
♪Then he got hit with the nuke, (BOOM!) but it doesn't matter 'cause he didn't want kids anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯♪
YEAHH~
*tongue click* *shakes head*
*Italian accent* That's a notta goood George, that's a notta good.
We need to try harder, lil' buddy.
*rough voice* Are you ready?
Um..
I'm thinking..here
Is that your car, George?
You might wanna move it, that's a bard parking job, you're not allowed park in the street like that and take up space! >:(
*BOOM!* Don't matter anymore everything is dead.
*laughs* YES!
Aw..he's so fuckin cute :D
He's so cute when he's dying and covered in fear! *smiles*
(D:)
Aw..lil' George-ie
I don't know why I call him George either *laughs*
Uhhhh...here.
Blow out these buildings and the shock wave will send me right through central park.
GET READY BRO!!
*BOOM!*
Fuckin..
Where'd I go? Oh! The little air raid siren is terrifying.
*Air raid siren woo*
It's like um..when there is a tornado about to come.
I wouldn't know 'cause living in Ireland, we don't get any sorta shit like that.
Um..all we- all we get is rain.
There's no fear of...
uh, earthquakes, tornadoes, nuclear bombs, anything like that. No one gives a shit about us.
We're not important enough for anyone to try and kill us.
*laughs*
YES!! We did it! :D
Fuckin hell..HIGHEST SCORE SO FAR GEORGE!!
(it wasn't)
*Surprised Jack* :o
That was awesome!
That was Le Epics.
It also reminds me of the game, PAIN, that I played a while ago, like the PS3 game...
*stops a burp or something*
which is really, really good.
It's an older game by now but it's one of those games that you send off your dude
and you have to hit all the barriers and see how much damage you can do to him.
*BOOM!*
Or how much pain you can inflict.
Which is a neat idea, I wish this..well, again, this was just a- a thing cropped up in 48 hours
That- That's usually what the game jam things are, it's either 24 hours or 48 hours they have..
to make a fully fledged game so to have something like this made in 48 hours, is REALLY impressive.
(Shoutout to all creators :D)
Um..but I'd- I'd- I'd like to see this become like a full game
where you can bounce your character around and like have some colour in the environments and everything.
*BOOM!*
Is that good? I think that's good. Oh, I think that's solid, THAT IS SOLID AS A ROCK!
SOLID AS A NUKE! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
YESsss!
LEVEL FAIL- awh, 700 points D:
Ouh...
Uh..we're gonna set this off right at the bridge. Right on the fuckin monorail thing..it's not a bridge.
And..
GO GEORGE-IE!!
ATTABOY, ATTABOY! YES! Further, further! Look at this shit happening.
C'MON! WE'RE SO CLOSE! >:(
We only need 55 George, we can do this. Um..right, same as last time, same as last time.
Setting it off at the building next to ye
Are you sad George?
Did your whole life flash before your eyes?
*BOOM!* Doesn't matter now cause your retinas are burnt outta your head!
C'MON! George, you can do this. This is the last one I'm doing as well. I have to do it, I have to do it for my people!
The- the yellers, the old yellers.
Um..
We keep getting started at shit areas though :/
(You can do it Jack!)
(#ThumbsupforGeorge)
Can you do it for me George?
(George:No)
Follow the bomb, follow the bomb, all the way.
*BOOM!* YES! That's not good.
86 is not..a 134 is better but not good :/
134 is better than 86 but is not as good as 700.
Today, has been math with Jack.
*clicks tongue* Aw..this is a bad one as well, you're stuck to the wall.
You're just waiting for a bus..Oh GOD, my bad, George, George.*BOOM!* GEORGE, MY BAD!
I thought- I thought you wanted to blow up again.
I didn't know you were just waiting for a bus (ToT). Sorry dude, he's fine..
He's just a little bit irradiated but he's fine¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Um..right. THIS is the one we do it on.
I can feel this one.
YEAH!! Blow it up right there and send him *swallows saliva* over that way. I'm choking on my own saliva
*BOOM!* HOLY FUCKING SHIT! *laughs*
OKAY..NEVER MIND. *laughs*
Oh, I send him into space!
My bad, George! I didn't mean to..well, I kinda did but I should have known. Uh..Physics, explosion below you, ejection upwards.
*BOOM!*
You just..You're not gonna do it are ya..?
You're close but no sy-gar (cigar).
Okay, well I'm gonna leave this episode here. Me and George's adventures are coming to an end.
Um..this is really fun! I'll leave a link in the description for you guys to go play it as well.
It's not on their website to download but they did say that I could share it with you if I wanted to..
which I think, "hell yeah I'd want to, why not?" Everybody playing games together is ALWAYS a really good thing to happen.
GEORGE! You went flying!
But ANYWAY, *OUTRO* THANK YOU GUYS so much for watchin' this video, if you LIKED it, PUNCH that LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE..LIKE A GEORGE!!
And, *seductively* high fives all around.*W'PSH* *W'PSH* Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!!
("I'm Everywhere - Teknoaxe" plays) (#ThumbsUpForGeorge) "Enrico Orfields from Kenya"
"Male, age 19"
His "passions" are "Acrobatics, Card Games"
And his "Life-info," he "Stole meda-seen (medicine)"
"Always kills bugs, and lost the ring 2 days after the wedding."
*music ends*
My outro is like a camera's worst nightmare, at least this camera's worst nightmare.
'Cause I'm all over the place and I *louder* come in, *quieter* and out *normal* and all about, then the camera's like: "Where do I fucking focus?!" *laughs*