*WAPOOSH*
TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES!
My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Steep!
I'm up here at base camp looking out
at the glorious sunrise /set / I don't know
because I don't know what way the sun is actually goin'
BUT
I can change time of day all I want, whenever I want.
All you do is press F3...
Which is actually a really cool feature.
Not many games that are actually persistently multiplayer
Let you change the time of day yourself
So, the sun is...
Is that just- is that just all we're getting?
Is that the maximum amount of sunshine we're gettin' on this peak?
Well it fuckin' sucks, doesn't it?
People also saying that it's- it's surprising
that I didn't spell out dick in the snow already
but as you can see it actually disappears quite quickly.
So wait I want to do this again.
Hegh!
(laughing)
Snow angels!
Yay!
So I want to do this event.
I don't know what it is.
I'm probably going to suck at it but.
Score the Most!
Ok, so I actually have to get points on this one,
which is not that bad
Already getting points!
Already gettin' amazing le points!
Aw the music's good. Aw the music's good.
This motherfucker up here
Thinkin' that they could be
better than me!
I got the points!
I got the points from the trick.
It was the landing that sucked.
It's- It's- It's not all about the landing.
It's not fuckin' gymnastics.
It's about
Auhww!
That fucking sweet point!
I'm goin' the wrong fucking way.
Can you make me look cooler please?!
I'm supposed to be fucking awesome
And you're making me look like a turd sandwich!
Where the hell even is the fucking course?
Oh wait, oh wait, you're pointin'
you're pointin' the direction we're 'spose to be goin'.
Ohh!
Down there.
But that's the finish!
Here we go.
Yes!
FUCK!
YEAH!
WOO!
TRICKS!
YOU SUCK!
My whole career as a snowboarder
can be summed up as
face inside fuckin snow pile
Okay I'm goin' this way.
I'm going this way
and we're gonna- we're gonna up this.
Watch.
Watch!
EFF!
Right.
Here we go.
Between the trees, between the trees
I got this.
I got this, I can feel it!
WOO!
YES!
All I'm doing is fucking spining around in circles!
This sucks!
YES!
That's the fucking scores I need
1990 to beat, I'm at 3552.
I'm actually doing amazing....
But the game makes it seem like you're doing nothin'!
Why game?!
I'm doing amazing!
I'm doing fantastic at this.
Woo!
I'm actually pressing completely different buttons but-
New personal best.
Have I done this already?
Gold medal crushed!
Beginning to think I might've done that one before.
Oh past Jack!
Why didn't ya reach into the future and say,
"Hey! we did this!"
Son-of-a-bitch.
He's the worst.
WOAH!
A little wing-suit, have we?
Wait where the?
Where do I go?!
Where's the actual... Aaaaaaaa!!!! fucking jeez!
Where's the actual thing?
oh it's over here that's all that is it
WOAH!
I'm actually gonna.
Who did that.
Take it in take it in it's a nice wingsuit flight.
You smell that? It's me shitting my pants. (Thanks Jack)
Right here we go.
This challenge can only be played in paraglide.
Well why are you starting me off IN MY WINGSUIT.
I cant parachute to it either.
oh i landed perfectly. (laughter)
just starfish your way down the mountain bro.
you will go down in the annals of history as the biggest fucking moron.
Make your way over in the wingsuit.
Perfect...Glorious...I love that.
And then.
Parachute.
Ok this challenge can only be completed in parachute mode.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IM DOIN GAME!!
DO YA THINK IM DOIN THIS OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF MY HEALTH.
No cause my bones are broken.
OK here's what i can do
Here's a parachute race that I'm going to be fucking great at.
Mainly because it's not a pile of doody and didn't mess me up right at the start.
I'm actually doing it!
Dude can you fucking shut up in my earholes?
When I'm up in the mountains smelling this beautiful Alp air.
I don't want some fucking SUH DUDE.
In my ear telling me what I should and
shouldn't be doing.
I already am putting it to something special
GET OUT OF ME!
THIS IS MY RACE I'M THE ONE WHO IS STEEP!
I'M THE ONE WHO'S DOING GREAT THINGS!
Stunts hold. I mean there a fucking finish line over here?
What? Ohh I was supposed to be doing stunts.
what I'm supposed to fucking do is use
me where you start me on to the rocky
start to me about the rockin video I'm
inside the rock help huh oh Beautiful
starts
so fucking dump don't send me under the
rock again it was like hold force
towards didn't do a stunt oversized wow
yeah one girl what's going on that's a
fucking great start watch this one
Wow 360 noscope and order to his old
isn't the fuck is all i want to do a
snowboard not learn the ancient history
of white mountains were formed
there's a spot over here there's a spot
down the mountain that i can use my by
not your leis to see I'm gonna fucking
to watch this
oh SI loo live talking under that that's
what i call it a little talking under
i'm not the best snowboarders in the
world my god do i know haha
sup and say thinking moving but I'm
gonna know where the focus thing spot
down here somewhere that I'm trying to
look at me more after literally a closer
mites and I do with me and my snowboard
I you're going the wrong direction
oh oh yeah oh yeah based i have legs
like the hook yeah oh oh oh I want to
stop i want to have steep slide right
spider can you stop
not now who really think i'm going to
miss my opportunity anyway is ordered
someplace interesting to check out up
ahead and begin some ground first
couldn't focus me ride binoculars
I don't need to be on top of it to be
able to see it all can I actually do
this
Wow know how many asked in the London
snowboard and eliminating gonna ready
fast down there
yeah yes bitch
oh yeah where we go no that's great i'm
even fucking great but it was foul every
great man has an end mine just happens
to be on my ass
another one boom the fucking point
discovered so can I actually go over
here now
yes get close enough i was over there
and then I was like hey wanna go over
this site wingsuits baby this is what
I'm on about this remark about fucking
prime rib certain yo
wow yeah it's fuckin do this i am
feeling the need for spade and love the
wingsuiting in this game is so much
fucking forward
yeah oh god he's so dead
oh Jesus look away
oh thanks no thank you friends for
breaking my fall and my boat's Wow
Oh down bitches i hope you didn't need
any big breakfast today because if you
did it's coming straight back up in the
form of limit
ok mind the rocky outcrops of said
mountains i know the great geological
structures and we're very happy that
they have been made to create such
beautiful landscapes but also they're
not antiquated with human faces and i
would rather not introduce them to my
bones gold medal is the heart of event
oh the only thing heard about this is my
penis after i completed and show you my
amazing skills like to do race through
the checkpoints already miss one reason
this event is hardest you better fucking
checkpoint three stupid places like that
I got it I got it don't
hi I'm onto a winner this time bitches
your thought that you caught me your
thought the jack was through check back
in action Beatty's sucky sucky fucky
haha what is this camera doing how a no
AC flips for days but not in my fucking
face
nobody died in all sickness everyone's
going to be like hey how did you get
down with that sickness and i'm going to
be like dude straight up ammonia bro
oh yeah that's at least through these
tricks the court straight-up ammonia not
with a silent peepin ammonia
because it's hurtful can change your
direction what you're going super fast
Oh Nelly okay I got it I got it cut the
race ends now that would be fun
plastic wow why I had fucking solid I
had it goes like many turn turn turn to
give birth for consult me music give me
a beat but i'm not actually doing sick
there we go Broad's your bronzer oh shit
you know what goals is a quarter off
beautiful shit how does some free right
all about these challenges and do what
other people deem necessary it's not all
about what other people deem good it's
all about having your own foot making
your own path carving your own destiny
what's this shit i make because you can
actually make your own challenges in
this make your own speed runs and see if
people can beat them
yeah Wow
ain't nobody fucking beating this one
that i'm about to make this is my charge
this is my race my journey had no idea
where I'm going but straight lines are
fucking awesome i love straight lines it
gives me the most speed necessary to be
a winner
I can't remember how I actually make my
own my own thing
oh yes technically I'm doing this the
fastest anybody's ever done it and in my
mind that makes me awesome the best
snowboarder the best snowboarder for the
people can't even compete with the
snowboarding skills Jamaica we have a
bobsled team
this is fun but like just going to my
own trying to get as much speed as I can
without having to worry about checkpoint
checkpoint are annoying replacing ways
to make you suck
doing this is better it's going down the
path and my own will because they were
checkpoints some race are panicking if I
just see the pathway in front of me this
what this game is really going by the
way
normally I don't play these types of
games i don't even play sports games but
this this is just awesome i love
snowboarding
well maybe I might actually playing SSX
tricky on the channel just for the sake
of it
there we go can I stop this and then
make it my own challenge I I don't know
how I do that I forget
ah there we go so you can actually i can
share right save right or i can do these
a checkpoint race 2 minutes checkpoint
race and then the game just does it for
me that's very very cool will don the
game developers for that because that's
awesome not only doing the challenges
that the game sets out but actually
being able to just go to pathway and
then be like hey what pathway was
actually awesome so I'm gonna make my
own challenge out of it
let's see how hard my actual checkpoint
race is don't forget experience for
people doing it and I'm actually racing
myself which is cool
ah that's a hard one accepting Wow
see I can't even fucking replicate the
same race myself fuck everything else is
super fuckin easy but it's getting up
over that one st little trickers because
you can do crazy shit yourself and then
make that a path and if it was that
crazy that the game kind of fucked up
and did something weird that nobody's
ever gonna be able to beat
can even beat myself that's bad that's
bad for little worrisome late
that means there's another hot-air
balloon well he just said that but I
don't listen to that guy fun we can add
this is perfect six down with so much
face over those spectacular crash blinds
and above the forest down i don't know
if this is it amazing right now and sure
what's happening video we can share in
your channel what almost forgot the
challenge the other riders have come up
for it pretty did 12
I don't know why he's saying I'm I
thought that would be a thing when I
jumped off this but there wasn't gonna
make my own race of here as low as that
would be awesome
okay wait I want to I want to try that
again I think there's some cool shit
always there is one this one right here
ok got it daddy right let's do this
wingsuiting baby
oh sweet fucking Jesus oh god oh god
this is also speak number of Christ
wow that's cool
fucking hell how much speed my doing i
wish there was like a speedometer or
something that showed me what was
happening
okay okay i can i can make up some speed
on that guy
shit maybe not fuck
wait the finish line can be here can it
all got so close to the ground as well
fucking out what is this guy told me
that that would be bad
ok follow this light for laying the way
he is fucking better than him better
than him in a sort of a bitch right now
we're actually quite freaking equal
which is annoying
we're going to be equal to anybody only
better greater than all
good yeah several manual good work
silver just looks like cheap tacky gold
even know in reality i like silver a lot
more than gold
shh don't tell anyone that does it for
this episode on Steve I'm just gonna
wing suit my way through the mountains
and nobody can stop me
night you not then that anybody maybe
the physics of the games that seems to
be stopping me every so often when i
love this game
it's awesome it's one of those games
that i like just being able to get in
and just doing a few minutes here and
there like there's so many games that
require your absolute focus and
attention every time you play them but
this is nice its I guess that's just
sports games and sports games in general
you can just get in and play however
much you want i'm actually going to land
over here and get this drop zone but
it'sit's I think that's why i kinda like
overwatch as well so much so you just
get in and playing at your own pace do
JEEPERS AND BEGORRA!
WHO DID THAT!?
Perfect!
Glorious!
I love that.
parachute
Dude can you fucking shut up
When I'm up in the mountains