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Previously on this story line of MrFudgeMonkeyz’s Annoying Villagers
They can withdraw by themselves now?
Two on offensive... one on defense
No what? ... I spawn you!
Drag him out here
petrify
You see it now? Don't you?
You were destined to fail by my hands!
I was destined to lead this world into a new era!
I was given this mission... this mission was bestowed upon me by the all knowing god himself!
I am Notch! I am the creator of this world
It be really good if you got rid of him for me
Of course! I will do whatever you say!
You will be erased like everyone else who opposes me
No!
What!? You had to show up?
I'm flattered!
And now...
They’re more powerful than I expected.
This battle will definitely be prolonged to the extremes.
If I go all out. I will definitely exhaust my resources. Severely weakening me in the future.
But it’s a gamble who will end up being victorious.
There’s so much I don’t know about them. And what they can do together.
This will put me into a vulnerable position if any additional members appear.
The only reasonable option left to me is to.
Strategic retreat!
Let us take our time hunting him down.
We shall pick off every single one of his iron golems till he has nothing left.
They won’t escape our reach.
Our zombie squads are scattered through out this forest.
Let him waste all of his energy on them.
This will be the end of him
Put me down! Put me down!
Oh why thank you
You guys are too large to move fast in the forest. Go on the trees and stuff.
Simply amazing. These artificial creatures are able to think for themselves even while their master is moving further and further away.
They can adapt and change their behavior by themselves.
The more combat experience they have, the more optimal their fighting strategies are.
With time, they can grow even more dangerous than an experienced player.
This one. It fascinates me.
Speak! Show me your consciousness.
I have been programmed to maintain the preservation of my master. Thus I shall not let you pass me.
Tell me. If you are conscious of your internal programming. Are you able to disobey it? Have you achieved free will?
I am a dghbgefgr934f3mkow0-12 *broken text - malfunctioning
How unfortunate. Those who can decide for themselves, have much more potential, than the ones who simply obey rules.
I will take care of him. You are no match for a close range fighter of his caliber. Stick to medium and long range fighting.
Understood.
FOUND YOU!
Why is he smiling?
He still smiling at us!
He’s making fun of us!
Let’s wipe that smile off his face!
Charge!
Huh?!
HEHEHEHHE >:)
Get rid of him
The victory condition is if I am able to safely escape from here.
Any else will be bonus.
Now we will play the game of cat and mouse
While there are multiple cats on both sides
Oh what fun! What fun it will be!
Did you check over there yet?
He’s weak and it’s 2 of us vs 1 of him
Ok let's own this noob fast
The roles can always be reversed.
Just in a blink of an eye.
The hunter will become the hunted. Time to say goodbye.
He's lost a lot of hp (health points) Almost done bro.
Oh who knew we would end up like this?
Such misfortune has appeared.
The future will always be a mystery to me. Yet that is also the reason that it excites me.
It thrills my being. To know that misfortune and fortune will always be there and to be eagerly awaiting who’s turn it will be.
Master... We have clear the rear of enemies.
Great job! Great job on learning about teamwork and sneak attacks!
Give yourselves around of applause.
Here’s another best friend for you!
Are you my mommy?
While I’m the only person who created you. So I’m your mommy and your daddy!
Ok who am I to question you.
Wait… are we suppose to be robots or something?
We’re dogs minus tails
No more talking! No more talking!
Now clear that path in that direction and check the trees. Those sneaky sneakers who are so sneaky sneakers.
We shall rid of those sneaky sneakers of their sneakiness.
What a cruel master he is. He’s forcing us to be best friends with each other. Yet we barely get the time for a proper friendship to form.
Wow that was really smart and efficient.
They’re biggest weakness is in their size. Trap them with blocks and attack through the gaps was an obvious game strategy.
Sir the scouts haven't find the villager yet!
He should be where the iron golems are!
Two were seen guarding him while he was entering the forest.
He simply can’t be left defenseless.
We have reports that there iron golems scattered through the forest just as we are.
He must have enter the forest and had them all scattered to increase the area covered.
We just need to get within this iron golem enclosure, he must be somewhere within this area. Take out the controller then the rest will fall!
We should be near the edge of his range. Best we wait for our scout for more info
Such foolish zombies.
They don’t know I have prepare iron golems in advance.
They think they outsmarted me?
Yet they are the ones that are being surrounded.
They’re about to be flanked by both sides.
You won’t get me!
No! How were they not spotted? My teammates are all noobs
Oh my goodness. Where did he get that weird orc block from?
Where all these new items coming from!
Did he get it from one of the zombies? Or was it Herobrine’s doing?
Something that has always bothered me.
How is he able to control all these hostile mobs.
How is able to gain absolute authority over them? I need to know!
Stop keeping secrets from me. I promise I won’t tell anyone but he denied me.
He’s always been a secret, never telling me anything about him.
Keeping me far away yet so close by.
How did he come into existence?
How did he gain that power?
So many questions? And never a straight answer!
The only knowledge I was able to learn from him were simply through his actions!
This world is so much more surprising and complex than I could ever imagine.
This world always growing and evolving. Update after update!
The process of infinite creation
It thrills me to the core! I must discover it’s secrets.
Hey I heard weird crazy person sounds over that hill
This banana phone technology is the best :-)
How they get so close by! What is happening to my iron golems!
Oh no another one! They’re dropping like flies.
We have to go! We have to go!
Wow I can hear you in my head. Is there no mute option?
No! I can’t be separated from you guys. Come on!
Let’s meet up with my iron golem scout ahead, Mango Delight!
Mango Delight will save us!
Hey Mango Delight! We’re meeting up with you from the south. Make sure there’s no bad guys between us. Ok bye
Why did he name me Mango Delight? That’s such a stupid name that makes me look weak.
Huh?
I am the turtle for justice. I am known as Thomas the talking turtle!
Be gone evil!
NO! Unhand me evil dweller!
No I’m slowing down.
Oh no! My greatest weakness!
Ouch my leg hurts now.
Haha! Never take your eyes off the turtle!
What’s up with all these talking animals.
I have a great idea! We should capture them and make a zoo. Then we can make a lot of money.
What! No! Animals don’t belong in a zoo. They should be free and run around in nature and stuff.
But if we have a lot of money. We can buy diamonds and a bunch of other shiny things. Think about it!
I like shiny things.
What!? Mango Delight was taken down!?
Impossible! Who is it? He was approximately 5 chunks away from me.
Am I done for?
Impossible! They predict my movements!? It was so illogical and brilliant though!
NO! Get away from me!
I have to spawn more iron golems!
I didn’t even have time to react. Did? Did I… I
My name’s Joe. Joe the Puffer fish.
Where am I? Is that you? Am I in heaven now?
Hey Fart face! Down here!
What the heck!? Where that big scary monster go?
Hey down here! And I’m not a monster! I’m super cute adorable puffer fish. Look how cute I am. I’m so adorable.
Huh? Hey you’re pretty strong. Do you want to work for me? I’ll pay you anything you like.
No! I would never work for a bad guy like you!
I’ve come to capture you because you’re a dangerous criminal.
Also you’re a high profile target and I will gain a lot of points and move up rankings if I capture you!
Then people will come to respect me more.
Wow you have a lot of problems.
Also I hate bad guys like you!
What!? But I’m nothing but good intentions! Doesn’t that make me a good person?
See look how bad you are!
I’m not listening to you! You’re just a weird talking yellow thing.
Where did you even come from!?
Oh I came from the new aqua update. But it’s fairly old now.
How are you even deciding who is a good guy or bad guy? What is your criteria!?
Well you’re obviously the bad guy because you talk funny and smell weird!
And everyone who doesn’t agree with me is a bad guy!
You’re just judging me by my physical appearance and your opinion of me! You’re actually the bad guy!
That’s what bad guys do!
What! But I’m the good guy! Stop arguing at me.
Are you trying to confuse me.
Bad guy! I know what is right because I’m the good guy!
I told you I would get you.
Ah! Okay you can take me prisoner and stuff! Just protect me! He’s a really bad guy!
Ah okay! You promise right?
Yes of course!
Someone like me who is fighting for such a noble cause.
Is definitely the main character of the story.
Sometimes you have to be the bad guy to be the good guy.
Or something like that.
To be continued
Hope you guys enjoy the funny minecraft animations ! More annoying villagers epsiodes on their way!