You want to sing it for the audience?
Dude, what are we doing here today?
Why are we watching a movie?
I mean, why do people watch movies in the first place?
Also I like to watch movies because I like to live vicariously through the actor and
actress on the screen, same reason why vlogs work but, that's a different story.
So on this episode, we're going to talk about the dumbest scenes in Bollywood.
So, let's start off with number one.
Alright, if you're talking about cringy automotive scenes in movies,
Rohit Shetty's name will come up at least twice
Cough, cough...
Okay, what do most Rohit Shetty movies have in common?
Flying Mahindras!
The first movie we're going to talk about is, 'Chennai Express',
in which our superstar Shahrukh Khan is being chased or chasing
some goons, it's hard to tell, by the looks of it,
but, he's in a brightly colored Maruti Gypsy, and he's hanging out of it
like our DPs do while we're shooting,
Okay... and he slashes the tyres of a Force truck
and then that thing flips! Because the tyre was slashed...
with a 2.5 kilo forearm... full flip? I mean, physics fail.
Isaac Newton is like, rolling in his grave, not even rolling,
he's doing the worm in his grave.
I think my brain died a little dude. Ab 'Kya Kehna'...speaking of, 'Kya Kehna',
yeah, that's the next movie on the list.
Sly joke inserted...the first line that the scriptwriter has written is that,
it's a story about unplanned pregnancies.
He probably wanted to be a, you know, movie critic or something and got locked up at PowerDrift.
So our protagonist in this case is, Saif Ali Khan.
So to establish him as this really cool stud, obviously they made him jump
from one cliff to another cliff edge on a motorcycle,
funnily, they both are on the same level and there's no ramp!
That is a twist, got it, got it.
And there was a news report that followed after this movie came out that five people
are hospitalized after watching this scene.
I thought you were serious for a second...
I'm still traumatized,
speaking of trauma, the next movie on this list is...dude, don't say anything about this,
this is very close to my heart,
it's made me super famous in the automotive industry,
I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but this is 'Dhoom'.
This Dhoom is not the first part, nor the second part but the third part.
So what happens, what happens... so Aamir Khan is being chased by cops
and he is on his BMW K 1300 and to evade the cops, he jumps off a bridge, goes in the water,
and by logic, he and the bike should drown, right?
But the bike turns into a jet ski.
Look at that, I mean, what's going on?
Fast and Furious at 144p dude.
Surprised Rohit Shetty didn't direct that, anyway...
so the next one on our list is, 'Race'.
Again inspired a little bit from Fast and Furious movie.
Now there's this scene in Fast and Furious 7, where Dominic Toretto and his team, his family,
Family*infinity
they jump out of a airplane, from a really high altitude,
let me nerd out over here,
it's a C-130 cargo plane...so the directors of 'Race 2' tried to replicate this movie in Bollywood.
And how wonderfully have they replicated it?
Oh, it's superb!
Just look at it!
The balloons look Mickey Mouse'd, the CGI looks horrible.
The next one, I have very, like really, really fond memories of,
because it's one of those movies that got me into automotive design and all of that,
okay... I think y'all know what's coming, it's,
'Taarzan, the Wonder Car', what a wonderful movie it was...dude, more wonderful was the track.
You want to sing it for the audience?
'Tarzan, the Wonder Car', is about this car that is possessed...yeah, there should be a disclaimer
at the start of this movie saying that, watch it at your own risk, brain damage might occur.
So our protagonist in this movie, takes his father's old, beat up, dilapidated, Morris,
Okay... I don't know if it was a Morris Minor...
Was it a Morris Minor in that movie? Yeap...
Morris Minor, and turns it into, Tarzan, the Wonder Car.
In actuality the car was designed by Dilip Chhabria,
and the car was based on the Toyota MR2... wow...quite a potent platform to be working off of.
There's this scene in this movie, that defies all logic,
and what's the name of the heroine?
I don't remember, I don't care... She's quite, quite, quite beautiful,
Ayesha Takia, so these two are making out in the car,
and then they completely forget that you need to focus on the road as well,
goes towards a truck...this was Tesla 10 years ago, autopilot mode on, yeah, Elon Musk
must be rolling in his bed, okay, so it's going towards the truck and then the car squeezes...
the car squeezed? yeah it squeezed, wow...
the car squeezed, passed from under the truck and then expanded back to normal, like a balloon
okay, I understand that the car is possessed, okay, by guess who, Ajay Devgn's ghost,
but the funny part is, they're making out inside, what's the scenario between them?
Nothing happened to them, that's the surprise that nobody still, till date, does not know what's happened.
So that was number five? That was number 5...
Let's do one more... let's do another Rohit Shetty and Ajay Devgn,
Okay, Singham? Singham...
Okay so there's this...you should probably do an intro where you're singing a little bit everywhere...
Yeah, yeah, people are already unsubscribing, more will after I start singing...
Okay, what happens in this movie is, Ajay Devgn is chasing these goons and after that...I'll tell you,
so he's chasing, and he stops
looks back at the goons, shoots at the right tyre specifically, the car tries to flip over his head
and while it's flipping over his head, Ajay Devgn pulls out the goon from the seat of the car dude.
That's Rohit Shetty - Physics 101 and did you know he's doing the whole cinematic universe?
I don't want to get into this... It'll be fun.
Anyway, so these were some of the dumbest or daftest or the cringiest movie scenes involving
automobiles that we could think of the top of our heads.
There's got to be way more scenes in Tollywood, Kollywood, Mollywood and all the other 'woods',
so just comment below and let us know, we'll talk about them in the next episode?
Yeah, for sure,
also, if you want us to talk on another topic, then the comment section is to yourself,
let us know in the comments as well.
We're going to finish this movie and... my mood is to finish this popcorn but yeah...
You want to watch...
we're going to watch Singham, right?