Are you always that little noob that feeds the enemy team on a gold plate all day every day?
Well GG (guys and girls), you don't have to worry anymore because I'll show you how to play
Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to resuscitate non-stop to slice your enemies to death.
Your Demon Blade is awesome to make your target lose a nice chunk of his health in one go, to kill a minion in a single shot like Illidan the badass boss
and to ride the Dragon's tail all alone in the dark pit.
However, using that weapon will also make you lose a bit of health, so transform it into an Angel Blade to drain your target's life force to cover your wounds with band-aids
and guess what? You will never have to go back home because you will be able to get back all the health that you lost with a few strikes.
With your Super Skydive skill, you will be able to crush anyone that tries to run away from your manly duel
and you will be able to escape from any dirty situation before you get sandwiched by the other party.
Your Double Slash skill is only useful to last hit an enemy to get fed.
But, if you combine your Skydive skill and your Double Slash skill into a combo, you will be able to pickpocket every minion on your path in no time and,
if you get this beautiful Ravenous Hydra, you can be sure that not a single raid party will be able to last a single second against you.
Thanks to your passive, you will be able to get back up after being beaten to death to bring that inhibitor to hell with you and, when you finally get your Guardian Angel,
people won't bother to put you to rest because they will have to kill you at least three times before they manage to purge your ass.
But, if you do get killed three times, you can just use a Revive-Teleport combo to quickly come back on the battlefield to wreck the enemies in pieces.
If you run out of lives and your team gets stomp really hard, you don't have to worry about anything
because you will come back to life way sooner than your allies thanks to these awesome runes and masteries.
And now, you must combine all your skills into a combo to (I WISH I HAD A JUNGLE DOWN HERE) the other team in a split second.
In the laning phase, you must always spam your skills to fill your blood meter in order to get a free attack speed boost to be able to penetrate a turret until you demolish it.
When that meter is full, you should always harass your opponent with a Super Skydive-Double Slash-Auto Attack combo and, even if you fail to knock-up that monkey boy,
you shouldn't back off and show him who got the biggest stick in the neighborhood.
But, any sort of harassment needs preparation, so attack a minion two times to activate the effect of your Demon Blade
and savagely jump on that sexy foreign lady to scare the shit out of her like a boss.
If you're low on health, you can head to the closest jungle camp to heal your wounds instead of going back to the Pokemon Center.
If the enemy charges at you for no apparent reason, you shall make him regret his action by becoming the devil himself,
Skydive that reckless prince, slow that guy with your Double Slash and bring out your Demon Blade to give him the coup de grāce.
Even if you don't have your OP passive to ressucitate, you shouldn't hesitate to jump on that bandit, keep your Angel Blade active at all time to heal yourself after every third strike
and make your opponent understand that even King Kong can't put a dent on you.
Oh, that's right! Your summoner's spells can be used all day all night to help the other lanes in distress because that amazing mastery will reduce their cooldown.
If your Teleport spell is not available, you can just walk down here to have a nice buttfuck party with Skarner since you'll be dominating your lane, no problem!
In teamfights, you should send that ugly woman flying in the sky and attack anybody near you to not suffer any deadly injury
thanks to your Angel Blade that will heal you before anyone can give you the final blow.
When you're done on your end, you should rush to your teammates' side to steal a kiss from that beautiful lady for a nice triple kill.
Even if you get gangbanged by these cockroaches it will take a freaking long time before they can reduce your life to 0.
But, since you still have your passive, you can get back in the fight in no time and put the enemy team in a state of despair.
If you wish to mock the enemies, you can just walk around their base doing nothing to let them kill you once.
After that, become a devil and attack everyone around you without dying and show them that they never had a chance to win the game ever since you chose to play...
That's it for today, people!
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