(alarm rings)
- Ah, I gotta go to school!
No!
Oh my goodness, guys.
- [Ty] Six feet, six feet!
- The hallways are so crowded.
- Six feet.
- Hi, guys, it's Jordan,
and today, I am going to be showing you guys
(laughs)
the Expectations Versus Realities
of Going Back to School, 2020 Edition. (laughs)
So, obviously, this school year
is gonna be kind of crazy
with everything going on with the coronavirus.
And so, I decided why not make
an Expectations Versus Reality video
and compare what we all expected school to be like
versus what it's probably going to look like
now that we have the coronavirus situation.
And yeah, so (claps) let's get started. (giggles)
All right, my first expectation
that I had going into this next upcoming school year
was that, obviously, you'd be going to school,
like normal, obviously,
you'd just be heading to school, you know,
you'd be going to out to the actual school location (laughs)
and you'd be seeing all your friends and everything,
just like typical, like every single year
versus the reality,
it's probably, most likely
all gonna be online for a lot of people.
Depends on each school, but I guess the reality is,
for a lot of people, that it's all gonna be done online.
All right, mom, I'm gonna head off to school.
- You're out of here?
- I'm gonna be late, yeah.
- All right, let's have a good first day.
- OK, and I'm gonna take
my brand new Adventurer's backpack
from That YouTub3 Family's merch line. (laughs)
Link in the description box down below.
Oh, and I'm gonna be late, so I gotta go, but...
- Oh wait, Jordan, don't forget your lunch pack.
- Oh my goodness, yeah, hold on.
OK, I'm headed out.
- [Katie] All right. - Bye!
- [Katie] Bye, I love you.
(snores)
(alarm rings)
- Ah, I gotta go to school today. (laughs)
I'm going to school.
Ah, ah, ha, no!
OK, it's time to start online school.
Just five more minutes.
Expectation number two is that you get to wear
your cute back-to-school new clothes to school
and that you get to show them off
and like say hi to all your friends with your new outfits
and like you feel so cute, and you get to do
all your back-to-school clothes shopping and everything
versus the reality (laughs) of, you guys will see.
I don't know what to wear today.
It's the first day of school,
I have to pick make something good.
Maybe I good, oh my goodness.
Oh, there's so many things,
I don't know what to choose.
I can wear these pants.
These pants are really cute.
I have no idea, I love back to school.
All right, I think it's time.
I think I'm ready to finally go to the school
to pick up those papers that I need to pick up.
I'm ready.
Expectation number three would be eating, of course,
a healthy and cute lunch that you put together.
You woke up early,
you woke up early, you were upstairs,
you make yourself a cute lunch that's healthy
and just scrumptious (blows kiss) chef's kiss.
But the reality is, at least for me (laughs),
way too lazy for that and just grabs
whatever is nearby and takes that to school as lunch.
Good thing I have all of my lunch items.
OK, this should make putting lunch together super easy,
and this looks like a very healthy lunch.
I'm glad I picked everything that I did.
So I've got a sandwich, of course,
you need your main part of your meal,
fresh peas, directly from my mom's garden,
oh my goodness, directly from her garden,
it's really healthy, really scrumptious,
as well as reasonable plastic bags.
And so, that's actually a really good option
for my vegetables, gonna put that in there.
I have my strawberries 'cause you gotta be healthy,
you gotta include all of the main good groups.
You gotta include your main portion, the wheat,
or whatever you decide,
and you've gotta include your veggies and your fruits.
Of course, I'm an expert on food, you know this.
Now, to decide what to drink.
Should I go with milk or maybe water
or blueberry fruit water?
This one does have some good antioxidants?
Maybe I'll go with this one, all right.
I'm gonna go with this one.
I think my lunch is all ready.
For, to prepare my lunch.
You know what, I don't want to try today.
Mashed potato powder, it'll suffice.
OK, theoretically, if I mix the mashed potato mix
with my saliva when I'm swallowing it,
it should make mashed potatoes
once it reaches my stomach.
Big brains, all right, done!
The next expectation is regarding fire drills (laughs).
This is an oddly specific one.
But, you know, normal fire drills at school,
you would like listen to the teacher,
you would walk out of the classroom,
you'd walk outside to a field, etc.
But probably, the reality this year,
considering that most schools are going online for 2020
would be during a fire drill through a Zoom meeting,
question mark, what?
- About 1,400 years ago,
ancestral Pueblonians inhabited the region
that has become Mesa Verde National Park.
(alarm rings)
Whoa, guys, guys, that is the fire alarm.
We all know what to do.
Everybody stand up in an orderly fashion,
form a line, follow me.
Follow me, follow me.
We meet across the field.
Go, go, go, go, go.
All right, as we covered before,
more than 1,000 species of plants inhabit
the Grand Teton National Park.
(alarm rings)
Fire drill, fire drill.
Look, everything is just like we do in school.
I need to have you get up, go outside,
and meet across the street.
I can see you guys, get up!
- Go outside fire drill?
- It's a fire drill.
Fire drills are extremely important.
- I'm not even, I'm at home!
I'm in a Zoom meeting!
The last expectation would be,
in going to your classes, it would probably be
where you're just going through the hallways
and the hallway's gonna be crowded,
but you just still, you'd walk through the hallways
and get to your class,
versus the reality (chuckles) and this is actually,
this is fun fact, it's actually true,
we got an email from a school saying like,
we received emails from schools saying,
to walk down the hall with your arms out (laughs)
in order to maintain social distance.
So, this would be the reality,
is walking down the hall, like this.
All right, I am going to the next class.
- [Jake] Oh gosh, it's so slow!
- I'm going to my next class. (laughs)
It's so crazy, this hallway.
- [David] It's the hypotenuse.
- I can't, oh my goodness, this hallway's so crowded!
I'm not gonna be able to make it to my class on time.
Oh my goodness, guys.
- [Ty] Six feet, six feet!
- The hallways are so crowded!
- [Ty] Six feet. - [Jake] I can't see!
- [Jordan] Six feet, six feet.
- [David] Six feet. - [Jake] Six feet?
- Six feet. - [Ty] Six feet.
- [Jordan] Six feet, six feet.
- [Ty] Six feet.
- [Audrey] Wow, wait, what's that one.
- [Ty] Six feet!
- [Audrey] That is crazy.
Capable recall's mass...
(Jordan yells)
(Jordan laughs)
- Oh, I gotta get to class!
All right, you guys,
that is it for today's video.
I hope you enjoyed my Expectations Versus Reality,
2020 Back-to-School Edition.
This year's gonna be so crazy.
I want you guys to comment down below.
Are you doing school online
or like, I don't know, what's your school situation
for this upcoming school year?
For me, I'm going into my first year of college,
and I was planning on doing it all online,
but then, it proved to be very difficult
and very expensive because they didn't have
very many online class options.
And so, I'm probably going
to end up most likely taking a gap year
or a gap semester,
and then, once things get sorted out
and the world gets better,
then probably do normal classes.
But I hope you guys have a great back-to-school season
and that the school year is fun,
and I hope that the world gets better soon,
I really hope so.
Thank you, guys, so much for watching this video,
and I'll see you all next time.
Bye!
(upbeat music)