- Weee!
Weee!
(crash)
- Hey, watch it, would you?
- What's the matter?
I thought you liked low prices?
- We do.
- Well, it doesn't get lower than the floor,
so you're welcome.
- Ugh, can I help you?
- Yeah, I'm looking for my yellow colored twin.
Oh, found him!
- Dude, we do not look the same.
- Sure, we do.
We're both round, we both have a face.
We both love to roll back.
- Would you stop doing that?
- Sorry, but these jokes just come to me.
I'm telling you, my mind's going a smile a minute.
- Well, just keep your thoughts to yourself,
would you pal?
- Sure thing, Mart.
- Wait, what did you just call me?
- Mart. That's your name, isn't it?
- No, my name's Smiley.
- Really? Cause it says Walmart and you are on the wall.
- Yeah, dude. That's the name of the store.
- That's so confusing.
- Is it though?
Okay, listen. What is it that you want?
Why are you here?
How can I help you, so that you can leave this store
and never return?
- Oh yeah. I got a question about your return policy.
- I can help with that. What's your question?
- Does the return policy apply to boomerangs?
- Of course, sporting goods accepts returns.
Why do you ask?
- Because I found one on a shelf a couple of minutes ago
and threw it.
- Ow!
- Oh, there it is! Thanks.
You've been a huge help, Mart.
- Ugh! My name is not Mart!
- Oh, I had another question. What do you sell here?
- What do you mean? It's Walmart.
We sell everything!
- Oh, okay. I want to buy a cow.
- We don't sell cows dude.
- Oh, a horse? A goat?
Really, any livestock will do.
Also, I want to buy a vowel.
- We don't have any of those.
- Yeesh! Talk about false advertising.
Okay, fine. I'll just buy one blimp and be on my way.
- Oh, guy. You seriously think we sell blimps here?
- Well, at this point, I'm not sure you sell anything here.
So far, you haven't had a single item on my shopping list.
- Ugh!
- Whoa, are you frowning?
I didn't know smiley faces could frown!
- I'm not frowning. No one is frowning, okay?
It's my job to smile.
So, I'm absolutely smiling, see?
All the time, all the time smiling.
- Okay. Well, that's a relief.
Hey, I bet your favorite artist is Smiley Cyrus, isn't it?
- Ugh, that joke was so bad.
- Ah, ah, ah. Smile, remember?
- I mean, really, really funny joke, Orange.
- Glad you liked it, Mart.
- That isn't my name!
Would you please leave?
- Whebede, what? Why?
- Because you're incredibly annoying.
- I'm not annoying, I'm an orange.
- Ugh! I want you to leave now!
- Okay, okay. Aisle go.
Get it? Aisle? Like aisle five?
- Yes, I get it. Go!
- Hmm, I would. Except I feel like I had something
I needed to tell you.
- Oh really? Probably some awful joke no doubt.
- Hmm, what was it Mart?
- That is not my name.
- Oh, you know what? It just came back to me.
- Ha, spit it out then! What, what?
What is so incredibly important it just came back to you?
- Boomerang!
- Huh?
Aah!
- Woah! Would you look at that?
Floormart's a floor mat.
- Ha ha, very funny.
Now, would you please put me back up on the-
ah!
Hey!
Ow!
What the? Ow!
Watch where you're walking jerks!
Ow, my face!
- Hey, easy there Floormart.
Don't criticize till you've walked a smile in their shoes.
- Ah! Ow!
Huh? No, just put me back up the wall.
I'm the Walmart mascot, man.
I belong to the wall.
No, no! Aah!
- Ah, man.
I'm gonna miss that guy.
Hey! Hey, Target!
- Oh geez.