(crowd cheering)
- Mmmm mmmm mmm.
Nick Cannon.
I love his rap music so much.
(crowd laughs)
So much that I bought him a gift,
I hope he likes him.
I got him a Chico Bean bobble head
and a Ne-yo bobble head.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Y'all got some big ass heads.
(crowd cheering)
- ♪ Tami Roman. ♪
Aye
Damn she got some big ass feet.
All right, here we go.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
Wait.
No.
- He spit.
- I don't care.
(crowd laughs)
Tami Roman.
Man, I'm so glad she came on the show.
I love that weave she got in.
I, I wonder where she got it from.
Maybe she can tell me
so I can add some more to this
little ass ponytail
I got on the top of my head. (crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
(bell ringing)
(crowd cheering)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Let's go.
- Mmm, mmmm, mmm.
The thoughts of Nick Cannon.
Mia is very lovely.
She doesn't even look like she fights.
Beating people up and stuff.
I got something she can beat, but anyway.
(crowd laughs)
I'm glad she decided to play this game
cause I knew Lil' Rel wasn't gonna play.
You can look at the way he built
and tell he don't like water.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(Chico Bean laughs)
Come on Nick, man!
Damn!
- I didn't expect that.
(crowd cheering)
- ♪ Got a head band. ♪
♪ No problem. ♪
♪ Head looking like a bust condom. ♪
Alright.
(crowd laughs)
Hey Nick, I bet you ain't know D.C. turn
into designer when the moon come out.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
Hey look Nick,
look we outside one night D.C. just started going,
Gee gee gee!
"What the hell wrong with you?"
(bell dings)
He said, "Ah damn, the moon,
I gotta go back in the house.
I ain't know it was gonna be a full moon tonight."
(crowd laughs)
- Hey.
How you doing?
Your name
Lais?
Like lies?
You a Victoria Secret
model with a name like Lais?
Lais look like the girl
that was doing Ayo and Teo braids
and stopped on number two.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheering)
- Yeah.
Nick Cannon - [Crew] Let's go!
Up here dressed like a Puerto Rican drug dealer.
What's up with you?
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
Hey. Hey Nick.
Hey. Why Diggy Simmons got on mechanic pants?
What he got going on?
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
What he gonna fix a car?
The hell you up here dressed
like a Mexican mechanic for?
I don't know what wrong with the transmission.
(bell dings)
(crowd continues laughing)
All right, before I get outta here man
you gotta start working on your legs, dog.
Like for real.
(bell dings)
(crowd laughs)
You got them before payday blunt legs.
We gone get the skimp blunt leg
having ass outta here.
(crowd laughs)
(crowd cheers)
- Nick, who the hell dressed you
in a hospital blanket?
(crowd laughs)
That shit is...
I did not know Jordan made outfits
out of Build-A-Bear cotton.
(crowd laughs) That's amazing.
But look though,
we got the queens on the team
and you know Toya Wright,
she from New Orleans
and I love the way
New Orleans people talk baby.
That's one of my favorite accents, baby.
And they got their bounce music, right?
And you can make a song about
anything to bounce music.
And I made one about me and Toya.
So I'm a, I'm a sing it for you.
It go a
♪ Ah wha, Ah wha, Ah wha ♪
♪ I said I'm Chico Bean ♪
♪ Yeah you heard what I said ♪
♪ Me and Toya Wright, ♪
♪ Both got some big ass heads. ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ Yeah you know what it is. ♪
♪ No I ain't gonna stop. ♪
(bell dings)
♪ Mine big in the back. ♪
♪ Hers big in the front. ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ Hey, uh, a water, wet wet ♪
♪ and when we put our shirt on ♪
♪ we make the neck stretch. ♪
♪ I say, ah, hey ♪ (crowd laughing)
♪ the water wet, wet ♪
♪ and when we put the shirt on ♪
(crowd claps and sings along)
♪ we make the neck stretch. ♪
♪ I say, uh, D.C. ♪
♪ Won't you do your thang. ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Nick. What it do, Nick?
Got Paris, Nikki and Brooke up here.
That sound like a ghetto law firm don't it?
(crowd laughs)
Paris, Nikki and Brooke.
We ain't playing with these (beep).
That'll be they slogan.
(crowd laughs)
But anyway Nick, I got a question man,
Uh, where the time machine at bro?
You got to have one
cause you got in there and hit the year 2000
when you put that outfit on, Slim.
(crowd laughs)
You dressed like you in B2K right now.
(crowd laughs)
Like Nick, get up and do the Harlem Shake.
You look like the greatest Harlem...
Look at him.
Look. Oh! Oh!
(crowd cheers)
Oh, oh.
(buzzer buzzes)
Hey DJ D Wrek I know you ain't talking over there.
You look like you supposed to be cleaning
up a LL Cool J video shoot.
(crowd laughs) Like Nick...
There it is.
(bell dings)
That's why you dress like an awkward (beep).
Get your old ass outta here.
(crowd laughing)
(crowd cheers)
- Listen, when I first heard G Herbo,
I was like who is this six foot six,
300 pound Chicago dude rapping like this?
(crowd laughs)
And then I finally saw him,
I was like oh he tricked me.
This (beep) built like a swisher sweep.
(crowd laughs) Like how the hell?
(ding)
Like, I'm serious G Herbo,
where did you get your voice from?
You 23, but your voice 60.
(crowd laughs) You had to get your voice
from a voice outlet.
Lou Rawls had that voice before you.
(crowd laughs)
♪You'll never find. ♪
(bell dings)
(crowd laughing)
- Chico, you look like when the rubber break.
(crowd cheers)
- [Chico Bean] (laughing)
- All right Carlos.
Come around the front Carlos.
Come around the front Carlos,
let the people see your outfit.
You dressed like a Jamaican father.
Get your ass outta here. (crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
- You built like a single softball coach.
If you don't get yo ass
out of here. (crowd cheers)
(bing) - [Chico Bean] Aye! Aye!
(crowd cheers)
- [Chico Bean] Hey, yeah.
Cynthia, how are you doing?
You are gorgeous.
You're amazing.
You look like fine wine.
You one of them girls Mr. Biggs
used to be singing to, ain't you?
(crowd laughs)
♪They say you're 50 years old. ♪
♪ But I still want to get in your hole.♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ Yeah. Oh, yeah. ♪
Matter of fact,
I just realized something Nick.
YFN Lucci kinda sound like Mr. Biggs.
♪Ho ho whoa ho oh♪
(crowd cheers)
- Real quick Atlanta,
I got a question,
is cable television free here?
(crowd says no)
No. Well could y'all help me understand how so
many damn crack heads been recognizing me?
It don't make no sense.
You know they watch the show cause they been coming
up saying the wrong stuff like,
"Hey Chico Bean, cut the beat."
I'm like aye my (beep). (crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
Let me get some dap.
You know what dap is?
All right cool.
I'm just making sure cause you white.
You know what I'm saying.
(crowd cheers)
- Nick, I got a complaint man.
We gotta get some more money in wardrobe
so they can buy the rest of my shorts.
Look at these shorts man.
(crowd laughs)
Look like I got on jail drawers.
This don't make no sense.
Look at your team.
Look at us as a unit.
Look at Hit Man.
I can see why you ain't got no shirt on.
You be working out.
Hit Man look like he just
woke up out a coma.
It don't make no sense.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheering)
- Hey Miss Yeemp, how you doing?
(crowd laughs)
You good?
All right, just making sure.
Hey Nick, real quick.
You my homie, man.
So I just feel like I need to ask you
for a favor real quick.
I'm working on this organization right,
to work on the Black community
cause you know we need to work on ourselves
and our communities.
We definitely need to do that
and you with that, right?
(crowd cheers)
Right.
So I was just wondering
if you would be willing to let us use your legs
as the logo for the organization.
(crowd laughs)
Cause for real,
hold on, let me explain real quick.
Since your legs look like windshield wipers,
what we gonna do is
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
we gonna put your legs
on the front of a van window, right?
As windshield wipers and they're gonna be sweeping
away all the problems in the Black community.
You good with that?
Aight, bet.
Appreciate you.
Bye Miss Yeemp.
(crowd laughs)
(crowd cheers)
- [Chico Bean] Hey Nick, the kids in the neighborhood
say they don't have a hoop.
They want to use your shirt.
If you (crowd laughs)
was to be okay with letting that happen.
But no.
Tahiry, how are you?
I know you don't to know who I am.
I know who you are.
Been watching you for a long time,
but I don't want to address you.
I want to address him.
Because your name is Cranium, correct?
- Yeah.
- [Chico Bean] It should not be Cranium,
because I'm the real Cranium.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings twice)
- Misfit!
You are imposter.
(crowd cheers)
- What's up Nick?
Hey Lala, how are you?
Your bun shaped like a biscuit.
(crowd laughs)
Like I know,
(bell dings twice)
I know, I know Big Mac,
he probably been want to take a bite
out the top of your head
the whole show.
(crowd laughs)
Hey and Big Mac, real quick.
Your jeans look like hotel curtains.
I don't know how you,
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
I don't know how you got them big ass jeans.
(crowd cheers)
- Hey Cyn, how you doing?
This ain't really about you though.
Hey Nick, you are stepping it up bro.
We done had a lot of people on the show,
but you done got the son from
Family Guy to come on the show.
(crowd laughs)
Look at my man.
Boy, you look just like Chris Griffin.
"I don't know, Dad.
What am I doing here, Dad?
I'm so sorry, Dad".
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Marsai, listen I was trying to think of
something to say about you,
to make you laugh,
but you are so wonderful and gorgeous.
I couldn't even think of anything to say.
(crowd cheers)
Psych.
(crowd laughs)
Your name sound like some liquor.
Like what y'all drinking tonight?
We on that Marsai.
(bell dins twice)
We on that Marsai tonight, baby.
Oh, we twisted on that Marsai tonight, baby.
Hey what you say?
We drinking that Marsai every day.
- That Marsai all over Nick.
- She spit all that Marsai on me.
(Marsai laughs)
- I'm sorry.
(crowd cheering)
- What's up Marsai?
A successful young Black woman.
Looking good on TV.
(crowd cheers)
Looking good out here.
Kinda stylish.
Your braids look good.
(crowd cheers)
They look nice.
They don't look nothing like these braids.
Have you seen these?
- Listen here, we got the same braids.
(crowd laughs)
We got the exact same.
I'm just missing this part.
(bell dings)
But you are too a little bit.
You know what I mean?
And your name sound like
chicken seasoning man.
(crowd cheers)
You put some Marsai on there.
You get you some of them thighs.
Put some of that Marsai on there.
Boy, that thing hittin' boy.
You put that Marsai in.
- Let go Chico!
- Hey beautiful Black women.
I love y'all man.
I love the Black queens man.
And uh, you know,
cause y'all help us out with everything.
Our life wouldn't be the same without y'all.
(crowd cheers)
So with that being said,
you know y'all both are lovely.
I was wondering if y'all can find somebody to help me
out with this spot right here.
And help me.
You, you gonna gimme that?
No. Nevermind.
I don't want it.
No, nevermind, uh.
I thought that was gonna work.
Usually people shocked when they see this (beep).
(crowd laughs)
They're just used to it.
You must look like that up under this wig.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dinging)
(crowd cheers)
- [E-Man] Let's go, Chico!
(crowd cheers) - Yeah.
I like when y'all Atlanta,
throw it right there.
I like when y'all do that.
Yeah, that's, yeah you got it.
Real quick though.
I was just wondering
if you, uh,
paid attention to your team over there.
Look at your team.
Charlie Clips is the big one right there.
You know I know this girl that had sex with him, right?
And I asked her like how it was.
And I said what did you think?
And she said as soon
as I saw his body I was like
♪ I wish I had a time machine. ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ I wish I had a time machine with that. ♪
You drank that water. (crowd laughing)
You drank that water.
Nah, don't fill your mouth up with air now,
you swallowed it.
She, she know how to hold it, Nick.
(buzzer buzzes)
(crowd cheers)
- Hey Nick,
I wanna ask you a question.
Don't spit.
I want to be here more.
(crowd laughs)
What do you think?
(woman laughs)
What do you think is further away?
My country or Chico Bean hairline?
(crowd laughs)
Look at his (beep),
look at his (beep).
His hairline so far away
it needs a passport.
- Sounds like the Count.
One, two, three, four, five,
six, (bell dings)
seven, eight.
(crowd cheers)
- [E-Man] Let's go Chico!
[Hitman Hollar] Let's go Chico.
- Yeah Nick, what's up Slim?
Can't touch this.
(crowd laughs)
Hey, uh, look Coco,
I got a bone to pick with you.
I don't know if you know this,
but you and me went viral
for the same thing.
Spitting that Busta Rhymes Look at me now verse.
And it was some controversy on who did it better.
So since you here,
I figure we can settle it.
But if you scared,
keep the water in your mouth,
if you not spit it out and let's go.
- [Stage crew] No!
- [Chico Bean] Spit it out.
(crowd cheers)
- [Chico Bean] Spit it out, yeah.
- [D.C. Young Fly] Hell no, hell no.
- Listen, it's a challenge.
We'll give you a pass.
Yeah a pass.
- [DJ D-Wrek] Hey, hey.
- [D.C. Young Fly] No, ain't no pass.
(beep) that god damn pass!
- [Chico Bean] She. She. No. She get a pass.
- We don't want no pass.
We don't need no pass from him.
- You get a pass.
- [D.C. Young Fly] No. No. No.
Oh he spit.
(bell dings)
- [Chico Bean] Let's go.
- [Nick Cannon] You get a pass.
Challenge accepted.
Show 'em what you got.
- ♪Do do do♪
♪Let's go. ♪
♪ Cause I feeling like I'm running. ♪
♪ I feeling like I gotta get away, get away, get away. ♪
♪ But I know that I don't and I won't ever stop ♪
♪ cause you know I gotta win every day, day. ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪Saying that you really wanna pop me. ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪ Just know that you never stop me. ♪
- [Crowd] Oh!
♪ And I know that I could be a little cocky ♪
- [Crowd] Aye!
♪ But you ain't never gonna stop me. ♪
♪ Every time I come a (beep) gotta say it ♪
♪ then I gotta go in ♪
♪ I gotta get it ♪
♪ then I gotta blow. ♪
♪ I gotta shudder any little thing a (beep) ♪
♪ thinking he be doing ♪
♪ Cause it doesn't matter cause I'm da, da. ♪
♪ Then I'm gonna murder everything ♪
♪ and anything, a badaboom, ♪
♪ a badabing ♪
♪ I gotta do a lot of things to make it ♪
♪ clear to a couple (beep) that I always win ♪
♪ and I gotta do it again and again and then again. ♪
(deep breath)
♪ And I be doing it to death. ♪
♪ When I move a little foul, a (beep) better call a ref ♪
♪ and everybody know my style, ♪
♪ (beep) knowing I'm the best ♪
♪ when it comes to doing this. ♪
♪ And I be banging on my chest, ♪
♪ And I bang in the East. ♪
♪ And I bang in the West. ♪
♪ And I come to give you more ♪
♪ I will never give you less ♪
♪ You will hear it in the street ♪
♪ or you can read it in the press ♪
♪ do you really wanna know what's next? ♪
- [Crowd] Let's Go!
♪ See the way we on ♪
♪ and then we all up in the race ♪
♪ And you know we gotta style, ♪
♪ don't keep up with my pace. ♪
♪ And we struggling and hustling ♪
♪ and sending in to get it ♪
♪ And we always gotta do it, ♪
♪ take it to another place ♪
♪ Gotta taste it, ♪
♪ and I gotta grab it. ♪
♪ And I gotta cut all through his traffic ♪
♪ Just to be at the top of the throne ♪
♪ Better know I gotta have it! ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell ringing)