WITH
WITH THE
WITH THE NUMBER ONE AND CLEANER EVER SO THAT
HSN.
HSN.
HSN. WELL
HSN. WELL OVER 1 MILLION OF
YOU CAN'T BE WRONG AND
IT'S NOT QUITE BUY ONE
GET ONE BUT IT'S PRETTY
CLOSE.
CLOSE.
CLOSE. FOR TWO BOTTLES, IT'S
ALSO HERE ON AUTOSHIP,
AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP. WE ONLY DO THIS A COUPLE
MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR.
IT'S ALSO ON FLEX PAY
FOR A LITTLE OVER $18 ON
YOUR CREDIT CARD.
WE HAVE, YOU KNOW
PROFESSOR AMOS IS
FAMOUS.
FAMOUS.
FAMOUS. WE HAVE TRIPLE THREAT.
HAPPY SAINT PATTY'S DAY.
>> Jessica: HOW ARE YOU
DOING?
DOING?
DOING? >>
DOING? >> Host: I AM GOOD.
IF THE GREEN FOR ST.
PATRICK'S DAY IS THE
GREEN IN YOUR SINK, WE
REALLY NEED YOU.
>> ACCELERATED FORMULA.
TWO WORDS.
TWO WORDS. AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP. LET IT GO TO WORK.
IT WORKS WITH OUR FORMULA
BY TURNING ANYTHING INTO
FOAM.
FOAM.
FOAM. WE
FOAM. WE CALL THAT SIPONIFY.
RINSE THE SINK FOR FIVE
MINUTES OF HOT WATER.
>> Host: OVER 1 MILLION
SOLD.
SOLD.
SOLD. AWFULLY CLOSE TO BUY
ONE, GIFT ONE.
AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP,
AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP. WE ONLY DO THIS A FEW
MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR.
PART OF THE REASON THIS
IS SO DIFFERENT IS THIS
IS A CLEANER.
THIS IS A CLEANER.
THE STUFF I AM BUYING AT
THE GROCERY STORE, THE
GREEN, THE RED, THE
YELLOW BOTTLE IS NOT
BASE, RIGHT?
BASE, RIGHT? >> THIS IS DIFFERENT.
NUMBER ONE, IF YOU'VE
SEEN THESE AT THE STORE
BEFORE, THESE ARE
UNFORGIVABLY TOXIC.
UNFORGIVABLY TOXIC. YOU KNOW IT WHEN YOU
PULL THE CAP OFF.
SOMETIMES, IT SAYS TO
POUR DOWN THE WHOLE
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE. 90% OF THOSE CHEMICALS
GO RIGHT PAST YOUR
CLOGGED.
CLOGGED.
CLOGGED. THIS IS CALLED A TRAP.
THAT'S TO KEEP FLUIDS IN
THERE, WHICH KEEPS ODORS
COMING BACK THROUGH BUT
THE CHEMICALS SIT THERE
AND BUILD FEET HEAT OF
160 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.
IT'S COLD RIGHT NOW.
IT'S COLD ALL OVER THE
COUNTRY.
COUNTRY.
COUNTRY. WHEN YOUR PIPES ARE COLD
AND GOING FROM EXTREMELY
COLD TO HOT, THEY ARE
GOING TO CRACK.
WHEN YOU HAVE TO CALL A
PLUMBER, YOU KNOW HOW
MUCH THAT IS.
>> Host: BUT HERE IS THE
DIFFERENCE.
DIFFERENCE. THESE DON'T CAUSE THE
PIPES TO OVERHEAT AND
CRACKED.
CRACKED.
CRACKED. I WILL PLAY DEVIL'S
ADVOCATE.
ADVOCATE.
ADVOCATE. HERE IS THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN YOURS.
BETWEEN YOURS. YOU GUYS ARE FAMOUS HERE.
THIS IS SAFE FOR MY
COPPER,
COPPER, PVC, TERRA-COTTA. >> Guest: EVEN IN A
SEPTIC SYSTEM.
SEPTIC SYSTEM. NO PROBLEM.
NO PROBLEM. IT TOOK 10 SECONDS OR
LESS FOR IT TO START TO
TURN EVERYTHING INTO
FOAM.
FOAM.
FOAM. WITH THE ACCELERATED
FORMULA, IT WORKS ON
CONTACT.
CONTACT.
CONTACT. AS SOON AS IT COMES IN
CONTACT WITH THE CLOCK,
IT BREAKS DOWN
EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING. YOU SAW IT.
IT'S AMAZING.
IT'S AMAZING. I WANT TO GO RIGHT BACK
TO TEST TUBE NUMBER TWO.
I POURED THIS CONSUMER
PRODUCT WITH ALL THE
TOXIC CHEMICALS DOWN
THERE.
THERE.
THERE. >>
THERE. >> Guest: --
>> Host: THAT'S THE ONE
YOU'VE SEEN AT THE STORE.
>> Host: I'M GOING RIGHT
OVER THE TOP.
>> Guest: ON THE BACK OF
THAT RED BOTTLE IT SAYS
DON'T MIX CHEMICALS.
IT SAYS IT IN BOLD
WRITING.
WRITING.
WRITING. SINCE WE HAVE AN
INNOVATIVE METHOD, WE
DON'T HAVE THE ASSET,
THE BLEACH, THE AMMONIA.
THERE IS NO ANIMAL FAT.
WE DON'T HAVE THAT TOXIC
REACTION.
REACTION.
REACTION. IT STARTS TO WORK ON
CONTACT TO SIPONIFY,
BREAK DOWN ALL THE OIL,
GRIME, HAIR, LAST WEEK'S
, LAST MONTH'S AND EVEN
LAST YEAR'S FOOD.
IT HARDENS AND
SOLIDIFIES.
SOLIDIFIES. >> I WANT TO PIGGYBACK.
THIS IS THE ONLY DRAIN
CLEANER, CLEANER, THAT
WE KNOW OF THAT
DISSOLVES HAIR.
DISSOLVES HAIR. >> THAT'S RIGHT.
THERE'S A BIG
DIFFERENCE.
DIFFERENCE. THESE CONSUMER PRODUCTS
YOU SEE AT THE STORE,
THEY ARE JUST DRAIN
OPENERS.
OPENERS.
OPENERS. IT'S A TEMPORARY FIX.
THE CLOG COMES BACK IN A
WEEK.
WEEK.
WEEK. WE
WEEK. WE DON'T HAVE A DRAIN
OPENER, WE HAVE A DRAIN
CLEANER.
CLEANER.
CLEANER. I'M GOING TO POINTED
OUT.
OUT.
OUT. WHEN
OUT. WHEN YOU RINSE IT OUT,
YOUR DREAM LINE IS
SQUEAKY CLEAN ON THE
INSIDE.
INSIDE.
INSIDE. THERE'S NOTHING STICKY
OR OILY IN THERE.
THE HAIR IS THE NUMBER
ONE CULPRIT.
ONE CULPRIT. >> THAT'S WHAT THE
COMPETITOR DIDN'T GET.
HE WENT IN AND CLEANED
WHAT THEY LEFT BEHIND.
>> Guest: IT'S SO CLEAN
ON THE INSIDE.
WE CLEAN OUR HOUSE, OUR
CARS, OUR LAUNDRY.
OUR DRAIN LINES ARE OUT
OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND.
YOU NEVER MAINTENANCE
IN.
IN.
IN. EVEN
IN. EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE A
CLOG, IF YOU HAVE A
SMELLY DRAIN OR A SLOW
DRAIN, THAT'S AN
APPLICATION TO CLEAN
YOUR DRAIN LINES AND
MAINTENANCE.
MAINTENANCE. WE SPEND A LOT ON OUR
HOMES.
HOMES.
HOMES. >>
HOMES. >> Host: BY THE WAY, IF
YOU ARE A SUPER FAN, AS
I AM, CALL US ON OUR
TESTIMONIAL PARK LINE.
I AM A SUPER FAN.
WHEN WE TALK ABOUT THE
STINK IN THE SINK, THERE
IS A WHOLE BUFFET GOING
ON.
ON.
ON. >>
ON. >> Jessica: WE DID OUR
HOMEWORK AND OUR
STUDIES.
STUDIES.
STUDIES. THERE IS ABOUT 500,000
PARTICLES OF BACTERIA
PER SQUARE INCH IN YOUR
SINK.
SINK.
SINK. THAT'S A FEEDING GROUND
FOR BUGS AND CREDITORS
CRITTERS.
CRITTERS.
CRITTERS. THIS HUNK OF OIL
BYPRODUCT REPRESENTS ALL
OF THE HARDEN AND
SOLIDIFIED GRIME.
SOLIDIFIED GRIME. LAST WEEK'S FOOD, LAST
MONTH'S FOOD.
MONTH'S FOOD. EVEN LAST YEAR'S FOOD.
IT'S HARDENED AND
SOLIDIFIED.
SOLIDIFIED. SIX OUNCES OF SUPERFAST
OVER THAT.
OVER THAT. YOU CAN SEE ON CONTACT
WITH THE ACCELERATED
FORMULA, IT GOES TO
WORK.
WORK.
WORK. YOU
WORK. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT A
DAY OR AN HOUR.
SHANNON, SHANNON SMITH.
LOOK.
LOOK.
LOOK. >>
LOOK. >> Host: THAT COULD BE
SHAVING CREAM,
SHAVING CREAM, CONDITIONER, MASKS.
CONDITIONER, MASKS. THAT COULD BE THE
TOOTHPASTE.
TOOTHPASTE. I'M TELLING YOU WANT.
ON HAIR, IF YOU ONLY GOT
IT FOR HAIR, IT WOULD
PAY FOR ITSELF.
>> Guest: HAIR IS THE
NUMBER ONE CULPRIT AT
HOME.
HOME.
HOME. IF
HOME. IF YOU HAVE PET OR HUMAN
HAIR, OUR SUPERFAST WILL
BREAK THAT INTO A FOAM.
ALL YOU NEED IS 10
MINUTES FOR HAIR TO TURN
INTO FOAM AND THEN YOU
ARE GOING TO RINSE WITH
HOT WATER.
HOT WATER. ARE YOU READY FOR IT?
WHEN OUR FORMULA COMES
IN CONTACT WITH YOUR
CLOGGED, EVERYTHING
CLOGGED, EVERYTHING TURNS INTO FOAM.
WE CALL THAT SIPONIFY.
THAT FOAM BREAKS DOWN
INTO A LIQUID WITHIN 10
MINUTES.
MINUTES.
MINUTES. RINSE WITH HOT WATER.
YOU WANT TO RINSE FOR
FIVE MINUTES.
FIVE MINUTES. YOU WILL SEE THE DRAIN
LINE IS SQUEAKY CLEAN.
>> Host: IT'S CLEANING
THE DRAIN.
THE DRAIN. ONE OF THE THINGS HE
SAID, I KNOW WE GET A
LOT OF QUESTIONS.
THE PIPES THAT GO TO THE
STREETS, THE SEPTIC
SYSTEM, SO THIS IS SAFE
FOR ALL THAT.
>> Guest: OLDER HOMES,
NEWER HOMES.
NEWER HOMES. TAKE THE SCREEN OUT OF
YOUR TAB OR YOUR SINK,
STICK A LIGHT DOWN
THERE, IT LOOKS LIKE
THAT.
THAT.
THAT. THERE IS OIL FROM ALL
THE CONSUMER PRODUCTS.
HAIR EVERY DAY THAT'S
STICKING TO THAT,
BUILDING THAT NEST, AND
THEN YOU MIGHT SEAFOOD
STICKING ON THE END.
IT'S BUILDING, BUILDING
AND BUILDING.
AND BUILDING. >> Host: IT'S NOT QUITE
BUY ONE GET ONE BUT IT'S
AWFULLY CLOSE.
AWFULLY CLOSE. PAUL APPLICATIONS?
PAUL APPLICATIONS? >> Guest: THAT'S RIGHT.
12 APPLICATIONS IN THIS
CONFIGURATION.
CONFIGURATION. 12 OF YOUR TOUGHEST
CLOGS.
CLOGS.
CLOGS. 12
CLOGS. 12 OF YOUR TOUGHEST
CLOGS.
CLOGS.
CLOGS. IT
CLOGS. IT WILL BE CLOG YOUR
LINE EVEN IF YOU ARE IN
WATER.
WATER.
WATER. THESE ARE THE BIG ONES.
THERE IS NO JOB TOO BIG
OR TOO SMALL.
SIX TO EIGHT OUNCES I'M
GOING TO USE THE WHOLE
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE.
BOTTLE. >> Host: WE ARE SO USED
TO BUYING THIS STUFF AT
THE SUPERMARKET.
THE SUPERMARKET. >> Guest: IT'S NOT ABOUT
THE STRENGTH OF THE
ACID.
ACID.
ACID. IT'S THE REACTION TO THE
BYPRODUCT.
BYPRODUCT. I PUT THE WHOLE BOTTLE
OF THE YELLOW SOMETHING
LIQUID DRAIN CLEANER
DOWN THERE.
DOWN THERE. THOSE CHEMICALS GO RIGHT
PAST THE CLOG, SIT IN
YOUR DRAIN LINES AND
THEY ARE BUILDING HEAT.
IT GETS HOT TO ABOUT 160
DEGREES FAHRENHEIT.
DEGREES FAHRENHEIT. WHEN YOUR PIPES GO FROM
COLD TO HOT, THEY CRACK.
THEN FOR THE PLUMBER TO
DIG TO YOUR SIDEWALK OR
TAKE UP YOUR BASEMENT.
>> Host: WE HAVE TAKEN
TESTIMONIAL AFTER
TESTIMONIAL AFTER TESTIMONIAL FROM DOG
GROOMERS, OWNERS OF HAIR
SALONS, TO PROPERTY
MANAGERS, WHO HAVE SAID
THIS REALLY SAVES THEM
FROM THOSE CALLS IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, BUT
WHEN WE SAY SAFE FOR
SEPTIC SYSTEMS, WHAT
ABOUT ALL THE PRETTY
STUFF I PUT IN MY
BATHROOM?
BATHROOM?
BATHROOM? >> Guest: ONE THING YOU
WOULD NEVER DO IS PUT
THIS ONE RIGHT HERE,
THIS CONSUMER PRODUCT
WITH ALL THE CHEMICALS,
DOWN THE GRANITE SINK,
DOWN THE FIBERGLASS.
IT WOULD EDGE OUT, THE
REST WERE FIXTURES AND
IT WILL BE THROUGH THE
FINISH OF YOUR SINK.
SINCE WE HAVE THE
INNOVATIVE METHOD,
INNOVATIVE METHOD, SUPERFAST BREAKS THAT
DOWN.
DOWN.
DOWN. TO
DOWN. TO RECAP, IT'S SAFE ON
ALL APPLICATIONS.
ALL APPLICATIONS. IF YOU HAVE GALVANIZED
STEEL TYPES IT'S SAFE ON
THOSE AND ON OLDER
HOMES, LIKE TERRA-COTTA
CLAY PIPES, OR LEAD
PIPES, NO PROBLEM.
>> Host: AND IT WORKS.
IT'S KIND OF A PERENNIAL
CUSTOMER PICK.
CUSTOMER PICK. I SAY THIS WITH EVERY
SHOW BUT IF YOU ARE
GOING TO DO IT, DO THE
AUTOSHIP BECAUSE WE DO
NOT ALWAYS HAVE THIS IN
INVENTORY.
INVENTORY. SINCE IT'S MARCH NOW, WE
ARE COMING UP TO THE END
OF THE WINDOW WHERE WE
CAN OFFER THIS.
>> Guest: IT'S COMING
CLOSE.
CLOSE.
CLOSE. THIS WHOLE SEASON WENT
FAST.
FAST.
FAST. BY
FAST. BY APRIL, WE CAN'T MAKE
THIS HOW WE ARE SUPPOSED
TO BECAUSE OF THE
WEATHER.
WEATHER.
WEATHER. WE HAVE A PROPRIETARY
FORMULA.
FORMULA.
FORMULA. YOU KNOW WHAT?
JUST DO YOURSELF THE
FAVOR.
FAVOR.
FAVOR. JUST READ YOUR REVIEWS
ONLINE.
ONLINE.
ONLINE. THERE IS ABOUT 3000
REVIEWS.
REVIEWS.
REVIEWS. 2000 OF THEM ARE FIVE
STARS.
STARS.
STARS. THAT SAYS EVERYTHING.
SUPERFAST WORKS.
SUPERFAST WORKS. GET IT HOME, TRY IT OUT.
>> Host: A 30-DAY
GUARANTEE.
GUARANTEE. AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP,
AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP, AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP.
AUTOSHIP. WE ARE DOING IT FOR A
LITTLE OVER $10 ON YOUR
CREDIT CARD.
CREDIT CARD. THE WHOLE IDEA IS IT IS
GENIUS BECAUSE I ALWAYS
SAY THIS WHEN TRIPLE
THREAT IS HERE.
IT'S LIKE DEATH AND
TAXES, YOU KNOW YOU'RE
GOING TO GET ONE.
>> Guest: IT'S
INEVITABLE.
INEVITABLE. IT'S NOT IF BUT WHEN.
HAVE IT ON DECK, IN THE
CABINET AT HOME.
WHEN THAT DREAM IS NOT
GOING SO FAST, AND YOUR
FRIENDS OR FAMILY ARE
STANDING IN SOMEBODY
ELSE'S BATHWATER.
ELSE'S BATHWATER. >> Host: YOU ARE RIGHT.
HAVE TO GET READY TO
MOVE THINGS ALONG.
CAN WE SNEAK IN ONE OR
TWO MORE DEMOS?
>> Guest: HERE IT IS.
SUPERFAST WORKS.
SUPERFAST WORKS. ACCELERATED FORMULA.
ACCELERATED FORMULA. 10 SECONDS OR LESS TO
START THE ACTIVATE.
>> Host: CAN I GET A
SIPONIFY?
SIPONIFY?
SIPONIFY? IT'S A CHURCH MOMENT UP
IN HERE.
IN HERE.
IN HERE. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE
SIPONIFY.
SIPONIFY.
SIPONIFY. NO OTHER DRAIN CLEANER ,
CLEANER LIKE IT IN THE
WORLD.
WORLD.
WORLD. IT'S THE ONLY ONE LIKE
IT IN