[Sp] So last week, my mom did a Draw My Life, and my dad did one,
and this week it's me the Spudgy!!!!!
Draw My Life!!!!!
So I didn't grow up with my parents as a baby, (Baby me??)
so they don't really know a lot about me when I was younger.
So, I was actually in a really big car accident. I was in the car, and I got really badly injured.
And then I woke up, and I was in this weird place with other doggies. I'm like, what????
Where the f was my family? (Welcome!)
Well, I felt really terrible: my eye hurt and my hip hurt and I was all broken inside.
And then my family was gone, I didn't know what to do,
and then all these people would come, and they would pick up all of the other dogs.
They would leave me, but no one would ever pick me!!!!
Then one day, these two people came, and everyone was like, oh my god! New people!
Oh wait, I should do something! So, everyone like started jumping and barking and like "Pay attention to me!"
I just kind of sat sadly because I knew they're never going to pick me.
But then magic happened, people, magic. (Arf, arf!) (Mong!)
My mom looked at me, and she just picked me up, and was like I like you
and gave me like a really big snuggle hug and I just, I couldn't believe it.
(Let's walk him!) So then, she decided to take me for a walk and I was really excited,
so... I thought... what can I do to impress her?
I know! I'll make the biggest poo I can. (Go to the bathroom) (Wow!) (Big Poo!)
And it really worked: she was so impressed!
So, then my mom and dad put me in a little box, and we got into the car, and I was really scared
because I don't like cars anymore. (Scared of cars)
And then, we ended up at a doctor. The doctor did all types of things and poked me and took my blood,
and then told my mom and dad all about me. (Bad eye) He told them that my eye came out in the car accident,
and so that's why I was blind. (Bad legs, bad teeth) I had hip surgery marks and then, my teeth were all pushed over
from a car accident. I felt really scared, like my mom and dad aren't going to want me anymore,
and they aren't going to bring me back home, but then my mommy gave me a big hug,
(I still love you!) and said don't worry, Spudgy. Uh, uh, I still love you, and I was really happy.
Yep! Things were looking really good for the Spudgy.
My new home was great, and we had a big park by our home.
And I used to go running around and make lots of poos (poop).
Then, one day I made a really really big poo, I was really happy, but I think I stood for too long
because- And my hip started to hurt and my leg hurt and then I started crying.
Then, I didn't know what happened, my mom started crying, and then we went all the way to a doctor.
The doctor told my mom that I dislocated my knee.
My mom cried because she knew how much it hurt and then I had to have a big surgery.
I woke up from my surgery really confused, and I didn't know what was happening and where I was,
and I had like a cast on my knee and I was covered in drool. (Cast)
And then I felt really weird, but then, I realized my mom was there and my mom was giving me big hugs,
saying don't worry Spudgy, you're okay and I was happy,
and then I peed on my mom. (So much... pee...) So much pee...
Sorry, Mom I don't know what happened. (I still love you!)
But, even though I peed on my mom, she still takes care of me.
I can't get up on the couch by myself, so my mom lifts me up!
And my mom and dad both help me when I'm on stairs because I can't walk up stairs very well,
and and they take care of me because I need so much medicine for my eye.
I need to have three different drops in my eye at two to three times a day, (Eye drops 2, 3, 3)
and I have heart medicines because I could have a heart attack. (3) And I have special heart protein.
I spit it out of my food. I have special teeth powder because I can't have surgery because I can't take the anesthetic or I will have a heart attack.
Yeah, so, I have a couple issues, but it doesn't mean I'm not a good boy!
I'm very quiet, and I don't bark unless the doorbell rings, and I never bite.
And you could take me to a bookstore, (No barks, no bites) I'd be really good at a bookstore, I swear.
(My Chomchoms) And on top of that I love Chomchoms, so sometimes I play with my toy stuffed koala from Australia,
his arm fell off twice and my mom sewed it, and I have a hedgehog from Korea, and I play catch with them.
Oh! Oh! And my favorite thing ever, of all time, is tummy touches! (Divine music)
I love my tummy being touched, (Touch my tummy!) even if you're a stranger, touch my tummy!!!!
Yay! Tummy touches!!!! I love it!!!
If you ask the Spudgy, I think there are a lot people that like getting a puppy
because they're like puppies are so cute, and I'm gonna go to a pet store and get a puppy, (Puppy, so cute!)
but I don't recommend getting a puppy.
(Shelter) I recommend that you go to an animal shelter, and then you get another dog from them.
He might be an older dog, but old dogs are still really really good dogs. (Older, but still good!)
And I have a whole bunch of reasons why old dogs are better.
Yes, Spudgy's gonna preach the truth, okay?
Puppies are really stupid. They're really dumb, they just pee anywhere, and all day long, they're like stink machines.
(Dumb) Ok, and puppies are really like awful. They eat your shoes and they bite stuff and bite tables.
They don't know what they're doing. They're just like little, evil, fury machines, ok?
And they hide behind their cute façade, and they don't even know where to poop, they poop anywhere.
They're just like poop barbarians. It's really really gross, ok?
(Shoe) Surprise, poop! (Surprise!)
Listen, guys. The way to go is an older dog: wait, we're smarter, okay, we've already had some training
from other families. We're used to using a collar or a leash, and if we go on a walk,
we're usually better behaved than a puppy who has to like learn how to walk.
And and I'm really smart, did you know that I know two languages? (My first langu-)
I was born in Korea, so I speak Korean, but my mom and dad even taught me some English, (I know Korean plus English!)
(A+) even though they usually speak to me in Korean, but A+ for Spudgy, right?
All in all, I'm surprised about how my life turned out.
After my car accident, and losing my family, I'd never thought that I'd be famous.
Yeah! I have a picture of myself on a T-shirt, and people wear it.
and I get presents from people all over the world like bones and cookies,
and I get, and then tummy touches from famous celebrities and it's living the life! (Kpop Tummy!)
I'm the Spudgy!! And on top of the fame, I have a really great family! I have my mom, and I have my dad,
and I love my dad so much, too! (Mum) (Dad) And, and we're really happy!
And now I have a stupid annoying brother, I think, named Meemers, I hate the Meemers.
[Dr.M] Hey, brother Spudgy, you're my brother, you're supposed to love me, Spudgy.
[Sp] Hey, shut up! You stupid- (Dumb brother) [Dr.M] It's the Spudgy, Spudgy you're not supposed to insult me!
No insulting, Spudgy. [Sp] All in all, I can say that even though I'm around 10 years old, and I might be old,
(Almost 10) I've already had a really good life. (Long Happy Life! Plus more years?)
And I hope I can live a lot longer life with my family.
(Happy Music) [Dr.M] Hey Spudgy, it's me the Meemers. You did a really great Draw My Life!
[Sp] Oh, thanks Meemers. [Dr.M] Do you think that Meemers should do a Draw My Life, too?
[Sp] I don't think so, you have nothing to talk about.
[Dr.M] I can talk about how much I love you, my brother. I love Spudgy!!!!!! (*Sigh...*) (Spudgy sighs)
[Sp] So that's it for my Draw My Life video. If you want to see the first video ever...
of me and the animal shelter, check it out here. (How I was adopted)
I was so young.
Also, if you're in Korea, and you want to get a puppy or like a stupid...
You should adopt one. My mom and dad got me through animalrescuekorea.org. You should totally go.
Maybe you can find a lovely dog like me there, like my long lost brother.
Oh, and if you're interested, you can get a Viva La Spudgy shirt with my face on it. (Hermigawd! A Spudgy Shirt!)
Every shirt bought results in ten minutes of extra tummy touches given to me!
Buy a shirt for good tummy touch causes.
Is it, is it done? Are we finished here? [S] Yes, Spudgy, you're done.
[Sp] I really want to go and make a poos (poop), but it's raining outside. [S] Ok, Spudgy, you can go.
[Sp] Well, can I get a bone? [S] Nope. [Sp] Can I sing a song? [S] Ok.
(Spudgy sings) Yes, sir. I'm one of a kind.
And touch my tummy now. And touch my tummy now. Hello. Helloooooo.