Hey, what's up-- Oh, my God. What is that smell?
I'm cooking!
Oh, that's what smells so...
good.
Thanks.
You didn't tell me Piper was cooking.
She's making fish lasagna, each layer is a different fish!
Hey, guys, does catfish ever go bad?
It's probably fine.
- Man, I'm out of here! - No!
I've hidden food all over the house.
We can pretend to eat Piper's food but we really we can...
catch up on our reading.
Ah, book cheese.
Yep, finally found a good use for books.
- Just be careful. - Why?
Because that girl who's president of the Man Fans, uh, Paula Makiato,
she's mean.
Well, she said I could join the Man Fans...
if I pass my initiation.
Which is?
I've got to make a video of me eating... hair soup.
- What kind of soup? - Hair!
I got this big bag of it fresh from a barber shop floor.
You can't eat soup with a bunch of hair in it!
Okay, first, the things you say don't matter.
And second, I am going to eat the hair soup
so I can join the Man Fans.
Hold my phone!
And...
roll video.
Okay...
[beep] go.
Hi, Paula Makiato.
I want to join your club so much
I'm gonna eat a bowl of...
hair soup.
Can I have some?
So I'm hoping to be on The Tonight Show
because I'm pretty sure Jimmy Fallon would love me.
What?
Did you just put my food under the table?
Uh... what's a table?
Hey, quick thinking.
Anyone else?
So you've all been putting my tuna Parmesan
under the table this whole time?!
Sweety, we're not saying that your food is awful.
Then what are you saying?
It's really bad.
I think I can make it to your party, but I might be in jail.
It depends if I can make enough soup to pay off the cops.
Piper, you can't use every can we have to make your bribe soup!
Can I call you back?
Yeah, it's him.
The cop said that it has to be filled to the tippy top.
Does that look like the tippy top to you?
It's pretty close.
Do you want me to go to jail?
You know, sometimes I think that you want me to go to jail.
I don't want you to go to jail.
Then hand me that can.
Piper, you can't put this in there.
It's creamed possum.
You can put anything in soup, it's just got to be wet.
See? It's fine.
Yeah, I saw it and it's standard length and I just--
Piper's cooking dinner?!
Shhh!
Why is she cooking dinner? What's going on?
She wants to be on that TV show, Junior Chefs,
so she's practicing and she wants us to eat her food.
Well, I'm getting out of here!
You can't leave me here... with her...
all by myself!
Do I need to remind you what happened at our anniversary party two years ago
when Piper made dinner for everyone?
So, how's everyone enjoying their dinner?
- Edible! - So good.
Food!
Uh, Piper, will you run to the garage and make sure that I turned off my car?
Uh, sure.
What happened?
Piper made dinner.
Piper cooked food?!
And you ate it?!
Don't you guys remember what happened
when Piper made the cake for my tenth birthday party?