all right I'm gonna show you some
secrets okay but you can't tell anyone I
specifically but you guys are because I
trusted you out of all the people on
this server okay one two three goons day
is now active if you are reading this it
means that I already teleported to spawn
to witness the footage you don't [ __ ]
show us some of what all right listen up
you minecraft [ __ ] I'm only a [ __ ]
in real life and minecraft I'm a
hardcore warrior with efficiency five
sharpness three sword
all right listen up you minecraft
[ __ ] all right I brought you all here
today to show you something shut up I'm
gonna show you something that I prepared
that's gonna turn you boys into into men
all right love boys to men yeah fine so
follow me I'm gonna give you guys the
Grand Tour all right
okay okay she use the banana everyone
take a cart everyone take part well this
is the last part right I'll have
all right oh [ __ ] I'm gonna start this
tour off a little bit of a classic magic
trick what I want you guys to do is turn
around turn around and the count of
three I want you to say the magic word
say whatever comes to your mind one two
three you press the button you press the
button all right so this is the VIP room
okay it clearly says CIP
all right that's the inside joke that a
lot of people don't understand but okay
are you guys ready yeah come on in pick
up what you got in there
Oh next up is your fan favorite of the
club jiggly titty yeah why are you
throwing money on a confused
[Applause]
in the bathroom in the toilet for
privacy you guys want a drink I'm
poisoned oh yeah here we go we jamming
it sounds like some old dr. dre beat
this sounds like back that thing up it
does it sounds like uncopyrighted music
that was chosen by my editor it's all
gonna play this guy named reeks I've
heard of I'm sure hit the latest Reeves
track off of incompetent is Kevin
MacLeod I think Isis strike the entire
platform that's gonna be like [ __ ] those
content creators take out all of YouTube
and be calm like Jeff Bezos rich all
right the tour is not over the tour is
not over this is the grand finale all
right what I'm about to show you some
top-secret [ __ ] so what I want you to do
for zero right click on that bedroom
Oh God Pam wait how the [ __ ] is your
makeup better button this is the room of
knowledge all right I feel smarter
already
what but but stay down there so they
don't mess they don't all these rules
this is part of becoming a man's bra
okay up here the holy grail of knowledge
Panda you got to come first because you
were listening
I always come first don't do anything
yet just read it oh for knowledge I do
that every night it's telling me to read
the knowledge I'm gonna do it
doomsday is now active if you are
reading this it means that I already
teleported to spawn to witness the
footage
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it's not a worry yet it's not over yet
what do you [ __ ] get down from that
tree I know the two you concocted this
usually what they wanted to characters
where are you a tree what your house
looks a bit different
oh it's a [ __ ] crazy
[Applause]
it's okay oh the police station still
fine though guys maybe a deserve to go
there you put this [ __ ] put a
green bed this would be his spawn and no
one would see it why I killed him don't
worry guys every single Panda is dead
everything we can fix this real quick we
just need to come together and it just
reminds to it and rebuild don't take an
hour or two as good news my other house
is intact I guess I could I guess I
could go to prison for this
[ __ ] TNT Jesus Christ pork chop
number two good guys look at the bright
side Moo's dirt houses still intact yeah
you got a place to live man out in the
ocean just go straight oh there it is
what the [ __ ] is oh why would you make a
statue price cuz I am great he saved my
life once and I promised him a statue so
I delivered I even gave him a brain good
look Brian it's tiny pink no don't blow
me up oh I'm still I'm still in the know
let me escape three hours to make on
stream please love was great that was a
good adventure I feel like a man myself
why would you [ __ ] shoot
with that cat you know damn well wasn't
me brah he just killed use code meow
guys come down here Evan what do you got
thrown in your boat this this was a very
organized crime dude this was very very
organized holy [ __ ] do you guys know
where this led to behind the [ __ ]
bookshelf in the knowledge room no no no
it was actually right in front of your
eyes it's the whole time when we reset
it I'll show you
I guess what I found Evans [ __ ]
parrot [ __ ] I was Brock Spirit sorry
Brock Rock has lost literally everything
today have you said everything's fine
guys alright I took us a little bit we
built it all back by hand
Wow first of all the nogal statue isn't
finished anymore
cuz you way to reset the servers so far
back reset the server we just got tired
of building on about what statue was the
Wow
no it's white it was in front of your
nose the entire time come on I would
like to say that randomly the other day
I was digging down and I saw this and I
thought it was connected to Brian's
railroad system I thought that I thought
that's what it was I didn't know this
was the plan yeah I had to make a
scapegoat I had to let in case you guys
found railroads it's like yeah I'm gonna
start building the underground subway
system this ship we went you did it on
streem - so like us yes genius you will
elaborate pieces of [ __ ] did this have
TNT and rail arts yeah so let me let me
let me show you no don't show us if it
blows up again Evan it's not gonna blow
up again so this is before I decorated
the place all right this is pre
knowledge nothing just boxes to distract
you I don't see anything but basically
that lever just activates the sticky
piston which breaks of this which opens
the secret doorway and that lever of
course activates all of these carts
exactly exactly and they had it on a
delay so we could see them all go off
one at a time you guys are some bunch of
[ __ ] yeah Brian we totally delayed
the explosions yeah that was all us but
look look at that
Byam there we go wow what did you guys
do when you read the book did you turn
around and just see that I was gone when
I turn around everybody was go the
moment he started reading the book I
turn around and you two [ __ ] are
famous
as soon as I heard him say that I'm like
/home I'm [ __ ] my house is great quote
sure enough first [ __ ] one to go here
look look look come here let's go to
Wildcats house let's go to one of my
[ __ ] house what do you do in my house
it's the wrong way Marcel
oh I guess we'll go to Marcel's together
because there's like cool secret
entrances man this is still [ __ ]
going there's a button that opens it oh
you [ __ ] about your stupid buttons there
you go how does that work pasta you know
sticky piston he's a [ __ ] redstone
engineer dude this is even studying than
[ __ ] in bed tiny he's laying down with
books redstone for dummies he bought it
off Amazon pissed off a golem now I'll
take all these [ __ ] on
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get back in there [ __ ] let me show you
your house my house yeah my house
what was this ago oh nice Wow exactly
the reaction I was looking for alright
so we're here in Wildcats place and then
you just go here you look behind the
chest just a button there you hit that
and then yeah what is this
I live in your basement this is like
bein my home never do that voice ever
again hey [ __ ] the button walked off
there's another button and now we're
back and then you could take the car
back so you could steal his [ __ ] and
then leave you know I'm saying no you
[ __ ] cannot how much is my own [ __ ]
doomsday explosives guestroom you little
weasel okay no Glenn no that's your
house oh [ __ ] I knew the other day when
you were randomly on when Brock was on
you were just up to [ __ ] no like what
the [ __ ] is evan doing on I mean even
Broncos he's just watching me I'm like
yeah okay sure alright I mean it's kind
of predictable but it's you know it's
cool to see if it's your house
oh that's it so my question is is this
trapdoor in the poo house because if not
it is not a complete duplicate then look
at this blue secret button
people Boyd wait what
bring my god yeah there's a little loop
key loop you know I'm never gonna trust
you seriously got our trust issues with
Evan yeah that's it but we could just
use this as just you know they could be
friendship you know cheap tunnels yeah
Marla the story Evans a [ __ ] I mean
Brian was with him for a lot of it
we're both [ __ ] [ __ ] of a feather
flock together
I physically made you guys mature now
it's time to make your mind a straight
beat the pubes out of you
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