When you close your eyes
and imagine our wedding, what do you see?
I picture the venue.
I picture the lighting, which is strange.
That is weird.
So weird.
I picture it
from, like, the back of the room.
So I can, like, see us.
I picture...
Basically what we'll be wearing
and standing there.
And I sort of feel like
when I picture it,
it feels like
no one else is in the room except us
and _________. Even though I know
there's all these people
that are being invited
and I'm so excited to see and-
but the actual...
what I want to picture.
I picture the actual ceremony.
What does this wedding
really mean to you?
Health insurance.
I love you.
Good health insurance.
I've got that good health insurance.
I want that Sesame insurance.
This wedding means to me?
Yeah.
Fucking growing up, being a fucking adult,
I guess...
taking shit seriously for once
and following through with it.
Yeah. - That's good stuff.
Yeah.
Plus, you give me so many bits
from my stand up.
I know, it's like an endless
well of material. - I feel like.
our wedding day
is going to be like,
a 20 minute bit. - It's going to be like...
That's your special right there.
That's your Comedy Central special. - That's how I'm
gonna get my HBO special.
Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm thinking way beyond Comedy Central.
I know.
I want HBO. - You're like: No, no, HBO... it's an hour.
Yeah.
How do you really feel about the wedding?
What's your biggest fear
regarding the wedding?
My biggest fear.
That's easy.
My biggest fear
regarding the wedding
is the same fear that I have with
our whole relationship,
the aforementioned, am I
going to screw something up?
What am I going to do
that's gonna-
that's going to screw this up?
Like what's going to be like
and- and even,
you know,
leading to the wedding, post wedding,
the whole thing.
What ridiculous thing am I going to do
that's going to screw it up
or what outside thing will happen?
Like what?
You know, unknown about love
child
is going to show up on our doorstep.
And I'm not saying
that's ever going to happen.
There's no reality of that.
But that's where my head goes, like,
what if I trip and fall
and then your dress is ruined?
Or, you know,
I don't have any stress
whatsoever about the actual marriage.
Okay.
It's all the wedding that freaks me out.
I'm not freaked out, I just-
So the first question is,
how do you really feel about the wedding?
The wedding. - Is that fear?
The wedding ceremony?
Feeling fear?
It's- I feel like that's
what the wedding
industrial complex has led me to.
Sure.
You suppose
every email
that I get that's sayin: hey, Andrew, 130 days out.
130 days out, you're supposed to do this.
You're supposed to have this done
this, that, this.
And I feel like I have a lot
I honestly I feel like
I've let a lot of that up to you.
When you think ahead to our wedding,
what excites you the most?
I didn't tell you what did excite me
that I'm so sad that I think won't happen
is the melding of our families.
That's all I ever wanted.
That's the only reason I wanted this
big wedding.
That's what I was looking forward to.
But what I'm.
That was the question, right?
What excites you? - What excites me?
But what really excites me
is just being married to you.
Just finally being Mrs. _____________.
Which I've had that email,
I've had that email address since.
You have- really? - Oh yeah.
Izumi ___________. Who do you think this is?
Oh! Had that.
But it's been sitting
sitting on the shelf.
That's what excites me.
Just being your wife,
just be- just waking up
in the morning,
the morning after and being like,
Oh, my God!
I'm finally your wife! - Yeah.
Here, you're fucking stuck with me forever, sucker!
When you think ahead to our wedding,
what excites you the most?
And what gives you most anxiety?
What excites you the most?
What excites me the most?
I think walking down the aisle.
And seeing me ugly crying when I see you?
Oh, I don't want
I don't want anyone to ugly cry...
The donut bar.
The donut bar, everything. - The flowers.
The dollar dance. - The mariachi.
Yeah. - Oh, the dollar dance?
But I think just walking down the aisle
and seeing everyone that, like,
flew in to see us or drove in, you know,
and then like seeing all our hard work,
I think I'm going to be, like,
very focused on you,
also like hearing your vows
and writing my vows for you.
I know we're going to be cheesy.
I know we're going to say
it in Spanish and in English,
but I really hope that we can,
like, laugh through it and like,
smile through it and not ugly cry.
And then, like, I guess-
It's gonna be over like that.
Walking back down the aisle and, like,
you know, celebrating our love and
yeah, I think that's what excites me.
I think every part, like for me,
it's like every part,
like knowing all this, it's
been a whole year of preparation
and then we're going to get there
and it's going to go like that.
And then we're like: Oh, man!
By the way, so awesome.
Let's go watch our highlight video.
Yeah.
Why do you love me?
Oh, I love you
because...
above all,
like you're.
You mean so
well, like your
your heart is more important.
Like your heart is
bigger than you let people think it is.
No matter how hard you think you are,
you always
put everyone else in front of you.
You always put everything else
in front of you.
Like before you, it's me
or your parents or your grandparents.
God bless the way that you are with them
and
that's what I love.
I love that inside, you're
probably one of the best
humans I'll ever know.
And I'm lucky
because I'm going to marry you.
Why do you want to marry me?
I want to marry you because
you're my soulmate.
You're spontaneous.
I don't see myself with anybody else.
I don't find any woman attractive
besides you.
You know,
I feel like
you're beautiful inside and out, so
why not get
married?
And you just.
I don't know. You're amazing.
Like, you're my best friend.
You're everything. Sometimes
even my worst enemy.
I know. So weird.
But, you know,
I still
would rather enjoy all the time with you
than anyone else.
That's nice. Aw!
That's nice.
Don't make me cry.
I have make up on.
I feel the same way.
You know, it's so weird how, like, in
sync we are. I'm going to marry you
because everyday is different.
Nothing is the same.
I feel like we both
have a deep connection
as far as how much we love each other.
I want to marry you because
it was love at first sight.
And you are my soulmate
like we are best friends
and like I can't get mad at you.
Like I can
literally get mad at you for one second
and then like,
turn around and look at you
and then just be happy again.
Like, literally forget why I'm mad.
And I feel like I've never
experienced that at all, ever in my life.
And you're just beautiful.
Like, you're good,
you're easy on the eyes.
Like, I love to just look at you
sometimes when you sleep,
I just, like, stare at you and, like,
want to cry. You know that song?
"Have you ever loved somebody
so much...?"
Like, that's how I feel about you.
What excites you
the most about our future together?
The possibilities. - Totally.
It's so... I get really excited just thinking
we have no idea
what we're just talking about.
But it's
the possibilities are endless.
Yeah.
And I think you and I
have the same dream.
And have the same vision.
And that's so exciting,
because I don't think it will be
that difficult for us to
agree on...
Wherever we are,
whatever we're doing,
we tend to be very on the same page
about what
we're looking for in our lives. So... - Yeah.
It's kind of a rebirthing sort of that's.
Well for you, especially. Yeah.
For me, especially? Yeah. - Yeah.
I just- I'm so excited.
I know it's, it's going to be hard
and I'm scared about certain
things can be really
lonely and isolating and
there's going to be a lot of unknowns.
And
I'm just
excited to have you with me and- - Yeah.
To know that, like,
we can make it through.
We can go anywhere, we can do anything.
And- - Yeah,
I know you're up for it.
Yeah.
No, there's no ceiling. - Yeah.
I feel stunted
because, like,
the planning
of this wedding
that we can't plan the next step.
But I think it's good
that we're waiting. - Yeah. I just-
I'm so excited about being married,
and I'm so excited
about building a life together.
I'm way more excited about that than-
Than the actual wedding. Like-
It's going be the best wedding ever.
Yeah.
I hope so. Hopefully people come.