- Let's get to it , we ready?
- Let's go.
- [Nick] Wild 'N Out.
(audience cheering)
Get 'em, Chico.
Gold squad.
- You can have whatever you like.
Well I'd like the truth, Mr. Harris.
Do you mind if I call you Mr. Harris?
It is your name, right sir?
You don't have anything to say?
Government, Clifford Harris, correct?
Well, I can understand.
I only know two Clifford's, that's you and the big red dog.
We're going to keep it moving.
We all know, you a mogul.
You're one of the greatest hip hop artists of our times.
But, what people don't give you credit for,
is you are also life saver.
You talked the man down from off of a skyscraper
that prevented him from hurting himself, right?
- That could be the case.
Well, since you like saving things so much,
how come you never have done anything to help
save my team captain's rap career?
How come you've never done anything?
You've never done a feature, you've never done a song.
Yo, I've never ever seen you in a picture with him.
Why have you not helped him?
- We on the same team!
- I'm trying to get you a feature from TIP right now,
let me work, all right?
- What rap career?
(audience gasping)
- You know what, Mr.Harris?
You a bad person, Nick, I'm sorry.
- I thought we was cool TIP, damn!
- We is, I'm trying not to incriminate you.
(audience cheering)
- What's up, Nick?
- What up, Hit?
- We we're supposed to go to the studio
last night weren't we?
- Yeah, yeah man.
- I ain't heard from you.
So, what was you doing between 10 pm and midnight?
- T-ten, I was I was getting- I was about to get
something to eat and I was sleep by midnight.
- Really Nick?
- Yeah.
Your Honor, I want to bring out a witness.
She said was you going to let the people know
exactly what it was you was about to eat?
(audience laughing)
- I was about to eat her!
(audience cheering)
- Fellow man, what's going on?
How're you feeling?
You good?
- Don't try and be my friend random white man.
(audience laughing)
- Noted.
Uh, you got a grind won't stop, hustle won't quit,
and an acting career that wishes you would.
(audience gasping)
Um, I'm no- but, um, but I'm a huge fan-
- Nick is over there.
(audience laughing)
- I just wanted to know,
you consider yourself a real G, right?
From Atlanta.
Do you consider yourself like a real G?
- What is that?
- It's- it's a-
- I seen one of them on the movies.
- It's like right after 'H' 'I' 'J'
It's like right before 'H' I think.
- You ain't ever been to school have you, random white man?
- I tried...
- You've been chopping wood, chasing squirrels
all your life, haven't you?
(audience cheering)
- You ain't did nothing, but your hair all day, huh?
(audience laughing)
- Chill out.
Chill out.
- Why is he so mean though?!
- Chill out man!
- Why is he so mean?!
(audience cheering)
- Has anybody seen Mr. Cannon?
Someone please get Mr. Cannon in the courtroom, please?!
- Right this way Mr. Cannon.
Right this way.
Right here.
Sorry he is late Your Honor.
- It's alright.
It's okay.
Mr. Cannon.
(audience laughing)
You look in tip top shape.
This question should be easy for you to answer.
Okay?
Which of these 3 things best describes you last album,
White People Party Music?
1. Was it trash?
(audience laughing)
2. Was it garbage?
(audience laughing)
Or 3. Was it just a waste of time?
(audience laughing)
- Those are the only 3 choices I've got?
- Are you talking trash Mr. Cannon?
(audience laughing)
- I Plead the Fifth!
(audience cheering)
(bell ringing)