*wapoosh* Top of the morning to ya laddies! My name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to TABS!
I finished all the levels last time, I went in and did all 25, well not in the last episode,
but I did- I have all the levels completed in the game now...
which means that I can hopefully...
Yeah! Now I can- ughh, I was dicking around with them last time, what am I saying?
Now I can go into sandbox and mess around with these guys
And see...
Also I wanna check out this again because, people have been saying
that they changed the dark peasent
Okay, what's, why do you have balls coming out of you?
Haha, good question.
So before the dark peasant used to like stick spikes up out of the ground as he walked through everybody.
Now, I don't know what you do.
Let's put down 2 of them and let's go to...
Neon! F*ck it!
Goddamnit, why did you disappear? Let's put them down in Neon and see what happens, okay.
Go, men!
Fu- oh, fu- what the f*ck?
Oh my god, they fly now!
Oh, awesome! *laughs* Jesus Christ!
Okay, what are you guys doing? They're like superheroes!
And... they're gone! Bye!
Nobody wins! It's a tie, it's a draw!
Are they okay? No they're not gone, they're still going around! It's like a freaking octopus underwater!
Okay, so what happens...
Bear with me now!
Imsa just lay down a bunch of dudes
And send the peasant after them
What does he actually do to regular dudes?
Woah, he sucks them into them!
That's cool! Cause people had said that they changed how the dark peasant actually works and how he operates
and different things. That's awesome!
But now it just makes him f*cking harder!
How the hell is ANYTHING supposed to kill him?
Okay.
Let's test something...
These guys were, uhhhhhh, yes.
Are these the dudes who-
No, no, no, no, there, that, those are just the electric dudes.
THESE guys are ones that can
f*ck, sh*t, up.
Kay, shoot him, everybody shoot him!
Sh- shoot him now!
Nobody sho- Jesus f*cking Christ! *laughs*
Oh, you're burning, oh, you're hurting!
Oh my f*cking God! That's awesome!
That's f*cking ridiculous! Yeah!
Okay, so let's start filtering out some of these guys, I didn't see how many that actually was...
48 units!
Okay,
let's see if 48 units can actually defeat this motherf*cker!
I don't know how many I just took out, it was like 60 or something...
Come on, everyone start shooting, yeah! *laughs*
They just mess 'em up!
Holy f*ck!
That's, that's right dudes! Messing sh*t up! F*ck the dark peasant!
Who even needs them? Who even likes the dark peasant anyway?
Okay, you're not killing them as easily as last time!
G-guys?
GUYS?
Guys? Yeah!
Okay, so that was 48. I think I'm kinda at the limits of how many can actually beat him.
Um, that was f*cking cool!
What else can I dick around with? What el-what else did I have?
Oh, box guns!
That was somebody, somebody, wa- something somebody wanted to see me try,
because it, oh, it won't work on him now because he flies, damn it!
Cause somebody said try the box guns on the dark peasant cause that actually boxes them in and I think it does damage over time
er, just does damage outright,
but it blocks them in and they can't really go anywhere unless that wears off.
But now if he flies, he's just gonna go over it.
That's kinda lame.
Does, doesn't even affect them anymore.
OHHHHHHH, it sets up ring and then somebody fights them inside.
I get it, that's not gonna work then.
Sh*t!
Aw man, I wanna f*ck up other things with other things!
This is so much fun! Chicken man man
Or chicken man and chicken man man
Super Peasants, no
I'll put down like 4 of these guys
There we go. See
guys you need to factor in how many other characters are coming out of these guys.
Cause it shows four here it's like OH! Tiny impact.
But then everyone starts coming out of their booter holes and you're like, "OH!"
Significantly bigger impact.
OK there's 21 guys in this.
You guys should be able to do this. I believe in you.
I-I believe in you.
I believe in you. EVERYBODY!!! FIRE!!!
Ok. Not at each other.
You f*cking idiots.
FIRE AND KILL!!
Ok. We are not killing things half as fast as I would like us to be doing!
Guys, can you shoot? F*cking Hell!
It''s the CHICKENS!!
The chickens are f*cking us up! RIGHT!!
Alrighty Alrighty. More beamers.
HA HA HA. FIGHT MEN!
FIGHT! F*CK 'EM UP!!!
If I could onl- What are you doing Gerald Baldy!
Ya F*cking numpty.
Is everybody firing good? Everybody fire- Jesus Christ the chickens.
I hate the chickens! They suck!
You guys can barely even carry these guns. YES! One of them's dead!
D*mn it! D*mn it! D*mn it! The f*cking chicken onslaught is about to happen.
Come on, One left!
Noooooooooooo!
Mister box guns.
I'm gonna need you guys to back up my other fellows.
Ding Ding Ding. Ok.
Ya ffffffffffff*ckin' apes.
Keep firing!
Jesus Christ
Ha ha ha ha!
OH it's awesome. Uh Oh.
Uh Oh
Uh Oh. F*CK!!
OH were doing it!!! Were doing it!! Kill them!! F*ck 'em up!!
Yea!!!
All you need are a few boxers. All you need is love!
Oh! This if fun.
I don't know what else to do though. AHUH.
These things are projectile shields.
And I want to know if I can send in a bunch of...
Uh No!
There's 20 blue units. OK.
Uh, we have too many up here.
Uhhhhhh blip uhhh blip OK.
I want to see what happens.
Come on men!
I want to see an actual, like Star Wars happen.
Sith versus Jedi!
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Oh Jesus fucking Christ
Haha
Bye-
heheeheheheehe
Yay!
kay, I think blue are gonna win.
Ah, man
Oh.
That was fucking close!
Dude!
Ok, go again!
Go again
I wanna see it from the red side this time.
Oh yes
there is just something so cool about laser swords
God- And the last time I played this I said I was going to watch Rouge One,
that night,
I- I've seen it now
It's fucking awesome!
Like really, really good
I think I actually liked it more than episode 7.
Which is crazy!
It's such a good movie.
Get 'em-
Fuck 'em up-
yesssssssssssssssss.
Take that get crushed by your own
fucking-
thing..
I wanna see,
If three of Santa's sleighs
can go up against an energy sword master.
This is basically Darth Maul versus a bunch of-
Ahhh!
Pod racers.
*laugh*
Kill em! F*ck em up!
You can do it! I believe in you! Don't chop off you own legs!
Real real problem when it comes to light sabers.
There's a very big, chance, that you can f*ck your own sh*t up.
You're doing okay though, I might add.
You haven't taken- Oh there goes one o' them.
Yeah!
Don't chop up, f*ckin' Rudolph.
Did one of the others fall off and you're chasing him- yeah.
Yeah, that's about right- Don't do it.
Don't do it- dude!
Dude!
NOOOOOO!
We still won. Hehehehe-
Okay, let's go to the max,
that we can actually do.
50 v 50,
that seems like a thing.
Oh God..
Wait that's heavy impact!?
This isn't heavy impact! Nothing's happening!
I can go way beyond this!
Oh my God that's so pretty!
That's awesome!
It's like a web of neon!-
But peole have been pointing out to me that neon is like a gas, that gets illuminated.
Just, just let the cool sh*t happen!
Stop trying to science the sh*t out of a video game!
Especially a video game that's so derpy as this!
But so awesome!
F*ckin' reds.
F*ckin' commies.
Okay, go!
*Laugh*
Go blue dudes!
I love gettin' down with them, and like framing everything like an actual movie.
dun dun dullunun dun dun dullunun dun dun dullunun du du dah dah doh dah dah dah doh
Okay, this is running a bit, worse.
Still pretty f*ckin' good- I think we can bump it up way more units.
I wonder what's the least impactful unit in the game? Probably just peasants, right?
Oh- blue's gonna win!
Come on blue!
You guys got absolutely f*cked, there at the end.
Right, neon, more energy pistols.
We'll add in, 70 on this side,
And 70 on this side.
GO!
Okay, yeah,
Now it's starting to fall apart *laughs*
Just imagine, that it's an epic battle and it's SO intense, that you can't see what's happening.
That almost is what's happening - it's just a bunch of f*ckin...
f-f-flashing lights.
Stop it, you're gonna hurt yourself. Let's put out...
10 M16's
I've never actually used the m16's- *Gasp*
Wait a minute- the way the game works, I'd imagine that the pistol guys are actually just gonna, kill all o' these guys, but-
Aww, man, in typical Star Wars fashion, it should be a thing, that these guys are able to deflect your shots!
These guys have way more health than I expected- we only lost one f*ckin' blue dude.
*Laughs*
I thought we were gonna lose them all! I was hopin' that they would be able to deflect the bunch o' sh*t, aw man, okay.
Let's use M16's.
Attack speed: 0.1 second, okay.
Oh, mother o' God, that is so cool, it's like usin' tracer rounds!
Oookay *laugh*
Umm,
what happens if you put Beamers up against you guys?
I still think the M16's are gonna win.
Without any f*ckin' effort!
Jesus Christ, the only reason you did is because you shot your own guy!
Okay, let's go back.
I wanna try out some levels.
Let's just try a random level because I wanna put neon dudes in. Can I?
I can.
Oh look at that, neon in the snow!
Oh, I forgot you guys had ballistas.
Oh my God!
*Laugh*
I did say, catapults, might be my favourite unit, but I'm beginning to shift my focus more towards the Beamer dudes.
Oh, you're gonna lose actually.
Aww man.
Aww, you got so close! Jesus Christ!
Okay, I can actually do better.
I can do better than that!
Because I can put them in better locations.
To split dudes up.
Yeaaaah,
Now you can fire across them, don't hit me with a ballista, don't hit me, ahahahh!
Oh, Jesus Christ!
Don't hit me with a ballista, I think,
That's the exact definition of hitting me with a ballista.
Ow!
Okay, we're gonna lose again, *laugh*
*Weird sounds*
Fight!
Just wanna see what the neon dudes do in actual levels.
F*ckin' ballista at the back isn't doing anything.
Hahaha!
Get f*cked!
Stop killin' my guys you f*cker!
Jesus Christ.
I woulda had that.
Oh, I do have it, I-I'm pretty sure I have it now, yeah kill 'em!
WHY!?
Do I win?
What's even the f*ckin' point.
*Lightsaber sounds*
Ohh, yes!
Chew through tho, chew through those f*ckin' bastards!
Chew through that rebel scum!
You got this, you got this he's dead, now focus, focus fire!
These dudes have GIANT ballistas in them, giant arrows, STOCKIN' them, and they're just f*ckin' walkin' through it.
Absolute monsters.
What's happening?
Shouldn't this be victory?
Why'd that take so long?
Yes f*cks, oh yeahh, ahh crap, yes, go!
Ohh, the old versus the new!
The samurai, the ninjas, versus the laser sword masters!
How're you gonna block, laser cutters, with a f*ckin' katana?
It's not gonna work bro.
It's not gonna work.
Absolutely f*cked him up, that was awesome! Let's do it again.
How do I put down just 2 energy sword masters?
Watch this, watch this they're going to kill EVERYTHING.
I believe in you guys!
Yes! Go!
Can't even get near 'em.
It's like that attack I used to do when I was younger.
Yeeoow, yeoow, yeoow, yeeow,
That's f*ckin' awesome.
I love it!
Okay, don't get hit with ninja stars.
Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh!
Oh make up your f*ckin' mind, indecisiveness kills everybody.
Whoever loved this episode of TABS, I'm sorry that this one might be a bit shorter than some of the others, there's just not a whole lot to really do with it anymore. I can't get into the sandbox and dick around and...
See what does what, and everything and it is fun, but I'd rather play the levels. The levels are the most fun part, I think.
It's nice seeing what the units can do it sandbox,
but it's when you get into the levels and you actually use some tactics and... You get to like, steam road the other team and get that victory at the end and it feels like you're actually accomplishing something so,
I hope, that they add some more levels soon but, I wouldn't hold it against them if they didn't.
*Cough*
Where's my voice gone?
I'm all full of flammies.
I wouldn't put it- hold it against them if they didn't put out levels soon because,
They've just made 5 new levels, so I'm not expecting them anytime soon, but whenever they do,
Jackaboy'll be there to "mesh" it up, but for now,
Thank you guys, so much for watching this episode and if you liked it, PUNCH that like button in the face, LIKE A BOSS!
And,
*Lots of sounds*
Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes, in the next video!
Knock knock knock, does anybody know, how to open coconuts?
N-No?
Okay, *throwing sounds*
*Unaudible*
Oh- what'd I get to?
Eight.
Aww.
*Laughs*
I just realised I made it look like I was grabbing something.