- First thing's first.
All YouTubers have fucked each other.
Every single one.
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- Do you want to grab the wine so we have it close to us?
Hey guys, welcome to Drunk Advice!
Today I have with me Tim!
- H, Tim H!
- Tim Hautekiet.
You--
- I'm a traitor.
- You moved to LA, yeah.
You betrayed us.
- I was in Drunk Advice.
I'm still British!
- There's been Americans in Drunk Advice.
So I'm sorry.
- Rule number one, be drunk.
- If you don't drink, be in the spirit of drunk.
- Rule number two, have a friend.
Or acquaintance.
She's my friend.
- Jack made that joke.
You're so original.
Rule number three, don't take our advice.
We're friends, we're friends.
- Friends.
- Look, we're comfortable enough to touch.
We should probably answer some questions.
- Yeah, would be extra weird.
- What would be extra weird?
- Nothing.
- Touching?
- What?
- Touching what?
- This won't go in.
I find that a little funny thing with YouTubers
is wondering whether if the audience knew everything.
- Oh my God, okay--
- That blows my mind.
- So this won't go in, but
- It is possible to retain a friendship after,
like we're the definition of that.
- Yeah!
Holy fuck, let's answer some questions.
- Yes, sorry.
- How do I stop myself from crying in the middle class?
What is class about that's making you cry?
- Yeah, don't, I mean maybe your teacher's a shit.
- Well maybe they're just like thinking about things
that are not to do with what they're learning
and that's what's making them cry.
I think you maybe need to deal with those problems.
- Sort your life out.
- Okay, done.
- Sort your life, you piece of shit!
No, I'm joking!
- How do I get over Zane leaving One Direction?
I'm over it, so you should be over it.
- Get your shit together.
(burp)
Sort your shit out!
Cheers to that!
- Cheers!
- Following your own goals.
- Your own path.
- Good on you Zane.
How do you buy a sex toy for a friend without being awkward?
Asking for a friend.
Fun fact, I once bought a sex doll.
- [Voiceover] We rolling on bass?
- Yeah.
- [Voiceover] Okay, and speeding.
Okay, and I want high energy in this take okay,
so just give it to me, turn off the inhibition--
- I fucking hate gays!
No, Tim, no, too much energy.
Not too much energy.
- [Voiceover] I mean not, we have to cut that.
- Should people never meet their idols?
Never say never.
You should never have really high expectations if you do.
- Two things to meeting an idol.
- Go.
- Idols are really cool.
I think it's good to aspire to good things.
You know, to aspire to things you admire about someone
and to want to replicate that in some way.
Realizing your idols are human
is a whole separate arc you will have to go through
at some point in your life.
- Also good.
- But also a valuable thing, exactly.
- We read into too many things.
- We're so, I know.
It's stupid.
- We're preachy.
Preachy fucks!
- But this is what--
- Telling them how to live their lives!
- But this is what--
- And we're two white British people!
What do we have to say?
Pieces of shit?
No, I'm joking.
It's funny because, like, before shooting this,
we were talking about the same stuff.
- Yeah, except mostly film.
Less sex, more film.
But that was because of the contents of the rooms.
- But we love sex, don't we Hannah?
- We do, and we love talking about it.
Do you remember--
- We both have high sex drives, right?
- We do.
- We're both on that drive?
- Yeah.
- High sex drives!
If you're a low one, fuck you!
No, I'm joking.
Why won't you fuck us?
I remember we've had a lot of weird nights.
This can be cut.
(laughter)
No, but we--
- Okay, you and me need to have a proper
one on one conversation when we're not on camera
and not around other people.
- Yeah, we're talking too much
about stuff that shouldn't be on camera.
Advice for moving to LA.
- Ugh.
Don't.
- Do we even have any booze?
- We've got more, we've got more.
Right, no?
- It's here, it's here.
There's some.
- How do you find the courage to talk to someone?
- Is the implied context here someone
they're like, romantically interested in.
- Okay.
- You're going to go through life,
more people not liking you than liking you.
- Yep.
Sure, I agree with that.
- And once you've accepted that wholeheartedly,
you're going to be a happier person.
- I used to be the kind of person
who would wait for initiative from the other party
because I was nervous of this kind of stuff.
And,
- But sometimes someone might be too nervous as well.
- Yeah, so I think--
- And then you just get two really awkwardly shy people
never making a move and they're both
madly in love with each other.
We used to be in a place where
we knew everything about each others love lives.
I remember coming back to your flat one day
and being like, uh, blah, blah, blah, this happened.
And you're like, yeah, of course it did.
- I predicted a lot of your shit.
But that's because in all fairness, I'm pretty good
at like, social stuff.
I know my shit.
Hey, I caught, that text to you.
I knew what I was doing.
- What, which one?
- When I texted you being like
hey it's really cool that you're
all putting yourself out there.
But if you want to be single.
- Oh my God.
- And I knew, I knew!
- Oh my God.
No, you have no idea how much that text meant to me.
- Yeah.
- That was after New Year's, right?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- Oh my God.
- I knew my shit.
I knew exactly what would happen.
- You fucking--
- But I wanted to support you either way.
- No, that text was perfect.
Like, oh my God.
I swear, I--
- I'm a good friend.
- No, he seriously is.
I can read drunk right now.
- Yeah, same here.
- Okay.
- But like it's--
- Benjamin Cook says why did you leave the US,
that's not advice Ben.
Fuck off Ben.
- Any advice in getting over a crush
with a girl who likes girls?
Quote unquote, I'm a guy.
What you learned from that relationship
and your time with her as a person.
- Where they together?
I'm really confused by this question.
- Any advice on a crush?
With a, getting over a crush.
- Oh, it's just a crush.
- Oh, just a crush, okay.
- Get over it!
- How do you go through uni with little money?
- Get a part time job.
Everyone comes out of uni with debt.
We all have debt, oh, we didn't clap.
- How do you tell someone you like them
without ruining your life?
You're not!
- It's not going to ruin your life,
it's only going to make your life better.
- If this person is a nice person,
their reaction won't be
"Ha ha, they like me and I don't like them back, losers!"
Unless they are shitty people,
they're not going to make fun of you for it.
They're going to respectfully say
"Hey, I don't feel the same way."
- If they reject you, not your fault.
You're still great.
- How to make a film?
Find people to collaborate with
and make films with them.
People who are equally as passionate as you,
that's the trick.
- Also cast Hannah Witton.
Something that Tim H has not done yet.
- I tried.
Why are you both so beautiful?
Well, well.
Let me just flip my, sorry.
Sorry, what?
So gorgeous.
Okay.
- Contesting Queen B in--
- Yeah.
- Is pizza here?
- This was Drunk Advice.
- Thank you for watching Drunk Advice.
I hope you enjoyed the video.
Please give it a thumbs up.
- I don't hate all of you.
- And leave your own shitty advice in the comments.
- [Both] Oh!
- Subscribe to Tim, he never posts anything.
- So it's a really cheap subscription.
I've got a new one coming out.
It's called Case in Fist.
- Oh, I'm really excited for that
because I remember you telling me
about that about two years ago.
- It's more progressive now.
Has a black guy in it.
Subscribe to Hannah if you haven't already.
She makes stuff.
It's about sex.
- I do, sometimes.
- It's usually compelling.
(laughter)
- Bye!
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