♪ Hey, hey, what you say ♪
♪ This is a wild style ♪
♪ This is a freestyle ♪
♪ This the G style, LBC style ♪
♪ Let me talk to my nephew for awhile ♪
♪ I didn't wanna do it ♪
♪ I didn't wanna talk ♪
♪ Your braids is short in the back ♪
♪ Look like they're trying to walk ♪
♪ To the front of your head ♪
♪ Get into bed ♪
♪ It's big Snoop Dogg, listen to the words that I said ♪
♪ I was on MTV about a year ago ♪
♪ They say, Snoop you want to do another show ♪
♪ I say no, give it to my nephew, Nick Cannon ♪
♪ 'Cause he can't even handle it ♪
♪ You understand it ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dinging)
Well, there's the reason why,
you know, I got my khakis creased, my Chuck's on.
You know what I mean?
'Cause this dude out here is a west coast legend.
Matter of fact, he's a hip-hop icon.
Y'all make some noise, for my uncle,
big Snoop Dogg!
(crowd cheers loudly)
- What's up?
- Now, I thought it was only right,
since last time you came over here,
you just washed everybody,
that I was gonna put you out here
with my girl, Jordin, to take care of her.
- I came to get busy, you understand me?
(Jordin laughs)
- Okay. (crowd cheers)
Well, let's get it in.
Now, this first game is a fun one.
It's called Instaham.
So we gonna have some pictures pop up
and we gonna tell you what happened in that picture,
give you a fly description.
If it's funny,
it gets a bell. (bell dinging)
If it's un-funny,
it gets that buzzer. (buzzer buzzing)
The team with the most bells wins, simple as that.
So y'all ready to do this?
(crowd cheers)
Wild Out.
(crowd cheers)
- When sinners go to church.
- [Nick Cannon] Aye!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(bell dinging)
- There it is.
- When the whole crew get baptized.
(crowd laughs loudly)
(bell dinging)
- Hahaha, just keep it away from me, B.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Karlous] Aye, when your probation officer
make you take a picture with him.
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
- Told you I got black friends.
(crowd laughs loudly)
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Say cable man, I ain't got no money,
but I got about a hundred dollars worth of this (beep)
Let me pay you in that.
(crowd laughs loudly)
(bell dings)
(crowd laughs)
- Man, when Mariah said she was taking half,
she wasn't playing.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Nick Cannon] I was trying to show off
my $2 million shoes.
- It's kind of a long caption, but.
Looking like a well dressed Flamingo
with your $2 million shoes and your $2 legs.
(crowd cheers and laughs loudly)
(bell dings repeatedly)
- All right. It's all good.
DJ D-Wrek, let em' know who won that game.
- I gotta give it to the platinum squad.
Make some noise for the platinum squad y'all.
(crowd cheers loudly)
- [Snoop Dogg] All right, it's strange.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls.
You know, I'd like to bring you to stage right now,
Booger foot and the Five Heart Burns.
(crowd laughs)
And what we gonna do, we gonna talk about neighbors.
(crowd laughs)
♪ Neighbors at my door ♪
♪ They say the music's too loud ♪
♪ Can't stand the nosy neighbors ♪
♪ I tried to throw a party ♪
♪ But the cops shut it down ♪
♪ Those mother freaking neighbors ♪
♪ They be all in my business. ♪
♪ I can't stand my neighbors ♪
♪ I be tryin' to turn up ♪
♪ They just some haters ♪
(crowd laughs)
♪ My neighbor, he is white ♪
♪ A lace front bogus, yeah that's right ♪
♪ Swear that we gonna have a fight ♪
♪ We gone be on World Star late tonight ♪
♪ Hey, neighbors at my door ♪
♪ Say the music's too loud ♪
♪ Can't stand the nosy neighbors ♪
♪ I tried to throw a party ♪
♪ But the cops shut it down ♪
♪ Those mother freaking neighbors ♪
♪ Can't make love to my lady ♪
♪ They keep hitting the walls ♪
♪ Open the door, it's 911 ♪
♪ It's the police ♪ ♪ Something, something ♪
♪ Neighbors ♪
Put your (beep) out, man it's the police
at the door, hurry up
♪ Woop, woop, woop, woop ♪
♪ Can't stand the nosy neighbors ♪
♪ Can't stand the nosy neighbors, aye ♪
♪ I can't stand the nosy neighbors, aye ♪
♪ Can't stand the nosy neighbors, aye ♪
(crowd cheers loudly)
(record scratches)
♪ [Nick Cannon] Uh. ♪
♪ [Jordin] Hey. ♪
♪ Uh. ♪
♪ Big Snoop Dogg, straight reppin' the blue ♪
♪ But how you going crip walk ♪
♪ with them ugly ass church shoes ♪
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings)
♪ Okay, that was fresh and all ♪
♪ But let me tell you something about big Snoop, though ♪
♪ I can look so fresh and so clean and so sack ♪
♪ but let me tell you about your rap ♪
♪ it's straight wack ♪
[Crowd] Ooh!
(bell dings)
♪ You can't get it, and you don't do it ♪
♪ I'm 'posed to do two bars ♪
♪ but I'm bousta ruin your day ♪
♪ Wild 'n Out, the platinum crew ♪
♪ We came to get you, and you, and you too ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- We got a crowd favorite
(crowd cheers)
and I gotta bow down,
'cause I got my Chuck Taylors on right now.
(feet stomping rhythmically)
Y'all make some noise,
for the west coast legend,
straight from the LBC,
give it up for my uncle, big Snoop Dogg.
(crowd cheers loudly)
- That's what I'm here for.
- They don't stop screaming.
- Well, let's get wild baby.
- Well, let's get it wild then.
(crowd cheers)
- [DJ D-Wrek] Aight, black team's up first. Y'all ready?
Wild out.
(crowd cheers)
- Check this out baby.
How 'bout you slide out them store shoes
and put on these (beep) shoes?
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Affion Crockett] Good evening, Mr. Cannon.
- What up, man?
- Quick question for you, very quick and painless
LL Cool J,
Snoop Doggie Dogg,
Nick Cannon.
Which of these rappers went negative platinum?
(crowd laughs)
Take your time, take your time.
- I plead the fifth.
- Thank you.
(bell dings)
That's one for the black team.
- They didn't ship enough albums.
- Mr. Snoop Dogg - What? What?
What?
- Uh, you don't, you don't intimidate me, sir.
- [Snoop Dogg] Yeah.
- Put your hand right here on the Bible.
Is this your first time in the courtroom today?
(crowd laughs)
- Well, actually it's not.
I make my living in the courtrooms.
Court in the streets, court in the court.
It's court, baby. It's nothing.
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- Uh, yes, uh, yes, your honor.
We have uh, some evidence that we'd like to uh,
enter into, into the file please.
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- Mr. Nick.
Mr. Nick Cannon.
Order in the court.
- (female audience member screams)
- Do you recognize this man?
- No.
(crowd laughs)
- Hm?
- No.
- You don't recognize him?
I think I know why you don't recognize him.
'Cause this is not the real Nick Cannon.
No, no, no, no, no.
I happen to know you did some Photoshop,
and in fact, this is the real Nick Cannon.
(crowd cheers)
This is the real Nick Cannon!
(crowd laughs and cheers)
- (beep)
(bell dings) - Thank you.
- Wow.
- Oh, my (beep) from the Black Eyed Peas,
what's up baby?
(crowd laughs loudly)
♪ Let's get it started ♪
- If Janet Jackson invited you to her hotel room
for one night, would you let Jermaine Dupri stay?
- Let me tell you something about pimpin,'
first of all.
(crowd screaming)
I'm, I'm sort of flustered with this fake ass,
Johnny Cochran, Black Eyed Peas,
Gumby on the top of the head,
milking a canister,
leaning on my shoulder,
smelling like cigarettes, booty and donuts.
(crowd laughs) (bell dings repeatedly)
Kick rocks.
- Yo, the red team pled the fifth the most,
so the black team wins.
Make some noise for Snoop and the black team y'all.
(bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- The black squad about to rip before y'all.
Start the beat.
- Aww yeah.
- Hey
♪ Just clap your hands, y'all ♪
♪ 'Boutta tell y'all what we talkin' about real quick. ♪
♪ Yo, ayo, ayo. ♪
♪ Say we talkin' 'bout Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He take them outside ♪
♪ In his coupe ♪
♪ As long as that broad don't belong to Snoop ♪
♪ Georgie take all the girls ♪
♪ He's oh, so bad ♪
♪ But honestly though, I can't be mad ♪
♪ He took one girl I was trying to mack ♪
♪ He did his thing ♪
♪ Then gave her back ♪
♪ Talkin' 'bout Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He take 'em outside in the coupe ♪
♪ As long as that broad don't belong to Snoop ♪
♪ Georgie Porgie, puddin' pie. ♪
♪ He kiss the girls ♪
♪ And make them cry ♪
♪ D, O, double-gizzie Y ♪
♪ I (beep) the (beep) and make them cry ♪
♪ Talkin' 'bout Georgie Porgie ♪
♪ He kissed all the girls at the party ♪
♪ He take them outside in the coupe ♪
♪ As long as that girl don't belong to Snoop ♪
♪ Aye ♪
♪ [Nick Cannon] Come on ♪
♪ Uh. ♪
♪ Clap your hands y'all, clap your hands y'all ♪
♪ West coast. Come on, come on ♪
♪ [Snoop Dogg] Yeah, it is ♪
♪ Clap your hands y'all ♪
♪ Yo, yo yo, big Snoop Dog ♪
♪ I know you represent the hood ♪
♪ Acting like everything is really all good ♪
♪ You a G in a gangster way ♪
Hold up, wait. Is that Suge?
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
Just testing, just testing.
- Okay, can I say something?
- Say what you say.
♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ♪
♪ Let me just mix the game up quick ♪
♪ And talk about Nick ♪
♪ I heard that Nick was addicted to ♪
♪ but let me just keep it on the low ♪
♪ Keep it so hard ♪
♪ I seen you on Santa Monica boulevard ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ Buying a dude ♪
- I'll get Snoop.
♪ Boy ♪
♪ you ain't that hard ♪
♪ You need to start chilling ♪
♪ Besides, ain't your parole officer in the building ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ Obi Cunningham ♪
♪ Fool, have a seat ♪
♪ Tryna diss Snoop Dogg ♪
♪ I'll beat you in the street ♪
♪ Knock off your cap ♪
♪ Show you how to rap ♪
♪ You a white boy, white boys don't rap ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
♪ What. Aight. Uh. ♪
♪ It's like a blue sleeve movie. ♪
♪ Wanna say that right ♪
♪ I could come with the freestyle game all night ♪
♪ I could do this too ♪
♪ Rap after you ♪
♪ But you don't want to get on me ♪
♪ Yeah, I know you're Big Snoop ♪
♪ But it's the Cannon ♪
♪ Understand it (beep) flow ♪
♪ Now to take it like this ♪
♪ 'Cause you know I'm the fet ♪
♪ And I'll never be scared of a (beep) with barrettes ♪
(crowd cheers)
(bell dings)
- [Snoop Dogg] Okay.
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
♪ Hey, hey, what you say ♪
♪ This is a wild style ♪
♪ This is a freestyle ♪
♪ This the G style, LBC style ♪
♪ Let me talk to my nephew for awhile ♪
♪ I didn't wanna do it ♪
♪ I didn't wanna talk ♪
♪ Your braids is short in the back ♪
♪ Look like they're trying to walk ♪
♪ to the front of your head ♪
♪ Get into bed ♪
♪ It's big Snoop Dogg ♪
♪ Listen to the words that I said ♪
♪ I was on MTV about a year ago ♪
♪ They say Snoop, you want to do another show ♪
♪ I say no, give it to my nephew, Nick cannon ♪
♪ 'Cause he can't even handle it ♪
♪ You understand it ♪
(crowd cheers)
- I quit.
(bell dings repeatedly)
- Yo, there's nothing for me to say.
(crowd cheers)
The black team took that one.
Make some noise for the black team and Snoop Dogg.