[MUSIC PLAYING]
[THUNDER]
[SCREAMING]
[CLANG CLANG]
Oh, no.
My invention!
Nothing to see here.
Every-- ugh!
Everyone get back.
[ENERGY POWER UP]
[EXPLOSION]
[GRUNTING]
Hammer, turn this thing off.
Turn it off.
I'm trying.
Not that this is all bad.
[EXPLOSIONS]
IRON MAN: Shut it down.
[BEEPING]
It's been hacked.
It will respond.
I got no choice but to--
Smash!
Or we do It Hulk's way.
My Ocean Trash Collector, you--
you destroyed it.
To be fair, it was trying to squash us.
Thank you, Iron Man.
Thank you, Hulk.
I'm sorry, Mr. Hammer, your idea was clever,
but clearly needs more work.
[METAL CREAKING]
There was nothing wrong with my project.
It was more than perfect.
I tested and retested the Ocean Trash Collector over and over.
Someone must have sabotaged it.
In fact, I find it more than suspicious
that Stark's invention was the only one
here that didn't malfunction.
With ideas as good as mine, why would I need to sabotage
anyone, Let alone you, Hammer?
Mr. Hammer, I understand that you are upset.
But unfounded accusations of sabotage
do not have a place here.
Mr. Stark, on behalf of the Environmental Atmosphere
Awareness and Global Pollution Cleanup Coalition Conference,
we would like to award you top prize for your weather machine.
[APPLAUSE]
[CHEERING]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
(MUTTERS) Stupid, the whole room.
Shall we take a photo in front of your invention
for the press?
It's time for plan B.
[MUTTERING] Well, Hulk smash.
[MUTTERING] Ah!
Justin hammer.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
What is this?
Who are you?
I represent someone most powerful.
So what?
Someone who believes greatly in Hammer Industries
and wants to see Tony Stark put in his place
just as much as you.
I'm listening.
Help us steal the Stark Weather Machine,
and my benefactor is prepared to give you
something that will help you defeat
your rival once and for all.
JUSTIN HAMMER: Hmm.
Interesting.
But what about the other Avengers?
We want to make sure they're distracted.
JUSTIN HAMMER: Deal.
Well, that was easy.
Hammer's accepted our offer, sir.
Initiating plan B.
STEVE ROGERS: Finally, a day off.
Healthy breakfast, check.
Workout, check.
A day completely to myself, check.
Now, what does Captain America do on his day off?
Seriously, I have no idea what to do with myself.
Maybe I need a hobby?
Maybe not my best skill set.
I know, cooking.
I like food.
Phew.
Maybe I need something athletic.
I'm good at athletic.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh, yeah.
[LAUGHS] Ye-ha-ha.
[GLASS BREAKING]
Well, at least now we have something to do.
[PHONE RINGING]
Hello. HAWKEYE (ON PHONE): Widow.
It's Hawkeye.
I have an urgent mission for you.
It's top priority and of the utmost importance.
No, Clint, I am not ordering you another BLT.
You still owe me for the last three.
[HELICOPTER]
AIM.
No, BLT.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
IRON MAN: Pivot.
Pivot.
Pivot!
HULK: I am pivoting!
[GRUMBLES] People always asking me to help them move.
Maybe you should use Hulk Buster and move it yourself!
Hulk, don't get mad.
Why exactly did I design this thing to be so big and heavy?
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
Oh, good.
You're back.
You're not Hulk.
DETROIT STEEL: I'll take that weather
machine off your hands, Stark.
Whoa!