- We're here to put a spoon on our nose.
- I can't do that, so you win.
- Wait, no.
I thought I had a bigger nose than this shit.
- Oh, you did it!
(upbeat funky music)
- Sir, we're here to be some sort of weird experiment
about social distancing,
while eating cereal. - Lovely cereal.
I didn't know where you were going with that.
(laughing) - Neither did I.
- More American cereal?
- More. - More.
- More American cereals.
- I don't remember trying
American cereals in the first place, do you?
- No, no.
- Actually, maybe I was in that video.
- I'm brand new to this.
- I'm sure they're gonna be very colorful
and very crunchy.
- Oh, the crunchiness. - And there's gonna be themes.
And I'm excited,
'cause I didn't get to eat lovely breakfast today.
- Banana pudding.
I don't know what
this accent is. - Oh!
- What is you? - Is that a marshmallow?
Is that a marshmallow?
- I hope so. - Wait, what the hell is that?
- Trying to see the back of it.
- Oh, yes. - We can't pass it now.
- [Producer] No, you can't, no. - No, you can't pass it.
- [Producer] We'll share- - Can I get the next one?
- [Producer] The next one, of course.
- Not through the TRY force field, eh?
- Nilla.
- Banana pudding flavour.
- Oh!
Banana pudding.
- They're banana-flavoured...
Whoa!
- Naturally flavoured with other natural flavours.
Yeah, but what natural flavours, though?
- The longer we leave it, I want to eat it straight away,
'cause I don't like it when cereal gets soggy.
- Oh, it smells like artificial banana!
I love bananas, don't get me wrong, I love a good cavendish,
give me a nice little peel-able banana any day of the week,
but like, banana flavour?
(retches)
- I'm also deathly allergic to bananas,
so this'll be fun.
- Oh!
Weird, what?
- What are they?
- Weird marshmallow.
- Is it chocolate? - I'm not too sure about
marshmallow in cereals though, for breakfast.
- No, it tastes like banana flavour,
it doesn't taste like a banana.
- I think it's really pleasant, actually,
I would happily eat a whole bowl of this.
- It's good.
- They're hard to bite, aren't they?
All in your mouth.
- Like...
- It tastes good for you,
but you know there's a lot of sugar in it, as well.
- Yeah. - It's like a Corn Puff.
It's like a really nice, it's got that,
but taste,
it just tastes like rotten artificial banana flavour.
- You know what?
The marshmallows are quite nice.
- How many did you have, 'cause I had two.
- Oh, I had loads.
- These aren't marshmallows, though,
they're not soft, they're hard marshmallows.
I've never had a hard marshmallow before.
- Marshmallows should never, ever be crunchy.
- Honestly, the marshmallows
are probably the best part for me.
- It's not a dream, it's Nilla.
It says on the back. - Oh, that's lovely.
When are you gonna be eating a cereal and be like,
"I'm having a dream!"
It's not a dream, it's Nilla.
- Do you never dream of breakfast? (upbeat funky music)
- Oh, Hershey's.
- No bloody way! - The chocolate bars!
Stop.
Oh, my God.
- Are these gonna be really chocolatey?
- Hershey's.
American Hershey is my arch nemesis.
It tastes like vomit!
(Niall gasps)
- Milk, chocolate, the perfect couple.
Hershey's Kisses.
- I just learned about that,
there's something in American chocolate during distribution
that is the same as baby vomit.
- Ready to unite with milk
to create the perfect tasting cereal.
- Oh, yeah, I've got a good chocolate milk over here.
- Hershey's Kisses are my favorite thing.
I know they're not high-caliber chocolate,
but I love, I'm fully addicted to Hershey's Kisses.
- Yeah.
- Oh, this cereal is so crunchy.
- Are they good, are they good?
- Honestly, it tastes like Nesquik.
- That's pretty kick-ass, actually.
- That's really nice.
- What are our ones called, Weetos, Weetios?
- It's hard for me to chew or something.
- Your gums will be wrote off, you know what I mean?
- Why is cereal a thing, man?
It's so unhealthy for you.
It should not be the first thing you have for breakfast.
Eat an apple!
- This is really good, honestly,
if you've had Nesquik cereal,
this is just Nesquik cereal.
- It's beautiful.
- They're shaped like ninja stars and we're eating them
and they're cutting the mouth off me. (laughs)
- It looks like hamster poop
that came off when he was walking,
and then he stopped, and then he walked again.
- All cereal looks like poop.
Nesquik looks like bunny rabbit poop.
- There you go.
(slurping)
(Niall sighs)
(burps)
(laughs)
(upbeat funky music)
- This is a horrifying color.
I don't like it.
- It's gonna turn brown.
- Oh, and there's little marshmallows in it.
They look like fish.
- Peeps!
- What the hell, I've never heard of them before.
- Is there actual Peeps in them?
- Those are those disgusting marshmallow things.
Yeah, they're nasty.
- Put them in the microwave, and they explode.
- Yeah.
- Marshmallow-flavored cereal with marshmallows.
- Peep!
There's a mini Peep in it!
- I heard the Peep population is really low these days,
they're nearly extinct.
- At least there's a game on the back for the kids.
- That is horrifying, the colors on that.
- Yeah, we don't have Peeps in Ireland,
because they obviously didn't migrate here,
you know, from the north.
- There's red Peeps and blue Peeps.
- Oh, holy shit.
- Oh, yeah, that's just pure sugar.
I'm not even really getting a flavour.
- So, these are basically just Froot Loops
with a bit of marshmallow in it.
- They are so sugary, aren't they?
- Yeah, but... - They're nice.
- They crunch up nicely, don't they?
- It's just nothing,
I'm not getting any kind of satisfaction out of it.
- There's no flavour, it's just sweetness.
- It's just like, you know,
if they made a cereal called Meh.
- You can't have this for breakfast,
you can have it as a treat in the middle of the day, maybe.
- Oh, my God, I'm on board.
- They complement my mouth.
I can chew them, they're not really hard.
- I'm not getting any discernible flavour, like.
- I wonder, are different colors
maybe even a different flavour?
- I don't think so. - Probably not.
- That's just chemicals.
- Colin, my teeth hurt.
And my tum-tum hurts.
- I'd be happy with these after a night out.
- I think this is the most genius one ever.
Kellogg's outdid themselves,
and it has a game on the back!
- Aw!
- I don't think this is a balanced, healthy diet
like everyone is saying, including the government.
- Even just giving your child these to look at
in the morning would stimulate them going in.
- The marshmallows are my favorite part.
- Awful, awful.
The last two were really delicious,
especially the first one, the banana one.
Isn't that right?
- If an existential crisis was a cereal, this would be it.
- How's the diet going, Dónal?
Terrible, I had fucking five bowls of cereal today.
Enough sugar to kill a small pony.
(upbeat funky music)
- Ooh, this looks like it's gone off.
- Oh, yeah, now this looks like mould.
- I think you know what these are.
- They're real old-looking, aren't they?
- They look like they're gonna cut the mouth off you.
- Oreos! - Oreos!
Oreos! - Oreos!
- So, this is the part that
I really need Oreos to deliver on.
- Oreo Os.
- The cream.
- Those are Oreo Os, okay?
- Oreos!
- Oreo Os.
- I never was much of a fan of the original Oreo Os.
- It looks like food aliens would eat.
- Oreo O!
- If they don't have the cream flavor right,
they're just biscuits.
Yeah.
Ish.
- I love Oreos, and these are just little Oreos.
But you don't eat them in the morning.
They're hard.
- They're really hard, they actually hurt.
- These are actually nice.
- Underwhelming. - Mm.
- They're big, though,
I think if they were smaller like the other ones.
- They are big Os.
- They'd be nicer in your mouth, wouldn't they?
- That's a very big O.
- It actually hurts.
It's hurting me.
- It's kind of like sandpaper.
- It tastes more kind of breakfast cereal-y
than the rest of them.
- Do you know what it's like
when you're trying on clothes or something,
if it's not a nice fit, you're just,
you can't enjoy it as much or something.
- You're like, no, this could fit,
this could bang differently in a better position.
- [Colin] Do you think these would help you start your day?
- No.
- Well, if you start your day with pain.
- They're really sharp.
I think I'm bleeding.
(laughing)
- I can kind of get an edge of Oreo flavor,
but not a huge amount.
- Maybe that's why I like them.
- I think if they were a little bit softer
and the circle was smaller, they would be good.
- I don't know, these are horrible.
They're good, but not as a cereal.
- I'm not gonna say it's bad, it's not bad.
- It's all right, like.
- I'm very underwhelmed, as you said.
- They are rugged.
My gum is not happy with me right now.
- I'm jealous 'cause this is,
many of them probably grow up with this,
and this is how they have to start their day,
is with that rush.
- And we grew up with the famine.
(laughing)
(upbeat funky music)
- Are they Honey Buns?
Are they Honey Buns?
Please tell me Honey Buns.
Honey Buns, I love you, I missed you, baby!
I knew the lockdown couldn't keep us apart, baby.
Oh, this is my favourite thing in the whole world.
- Oh, no, I don't like the look of it.
- They look like cinnamon rolls.
- Oh, oh, my God, yeah.
- Honey Bun! - Honey Bun!
Oh, I love Honey Bun in real life!
- I just tried one there, and that wasn't so great.
- Oh, really? I'm probably gonna love it, in that case,
'cause I seem to love every cereal that you don't.
- Well, you've just insulted them,
they look like little arseholes, you said.
- Oh, this is when they betray you.
- Don't do this, Honey Bun.
You're not like the Oreos.
- Okay, I'm in.
- This is gonna be sweet, yeah?
- Oh.
Those are great and they don't make you bleed!
- Oh, there's a lot of honey on them, kind of.
- That is sickeningly sweet.
- I just don't understand how they didn't look at that
and go, "It doesn't really look very appetizing."
- This is amazing, I love it.
- I think they taste stale.
- I can actually feel cavities coming on in my mouth.
- Oh, my God.
- These look like a six-year-old cut them out freehandedly.
(laughs)
- They also look like little ears when there's milk in them.
- Little penis foreskin ears.
(laughing)
- Are these Van Goghs?
- What?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, and he cut off his ear.
- Call 'em Van Gogh.
- That is, the banana pudding one was so bad.
Maybe this is just fresher in my mind,
this is getting a zero, too.
This is bottom of the barrel, this is disgusting.
- Do you not like them?
- No, they are good, it's just,
in the context of cereal, it's a bad idea.
- When you're a kid, you can just eat your cereal,
carefree, have a good time.
As soon as you're old, you have to be like,
"But will this cereal kill me?
Will I have my teeth in five to 10 years
eating this cereal for breakfast?"
- I don't know how companies manage to take something nice
and then turn it into a bowl of something not nice
that you drench in milk and expect people to eat.
- They're exactly how I expected them for American cereal.
Super sweet.
A treat.
- And deadly dangerous.
- I would buy the banana ones and the Peeps,
because they are fun, I like them.
- You know what, if we want to agree on something then,
I'll go for the Kisses, 'cause Kisses were pretty amazing.
- Yeah, give me Kisses any day of the week.
- Kisses all day, every day.
- Did you enjoy me getting injured eating cereal,
a food for children?
- I did. - Well, thank you.
Well, if you did, like and subscribe,
and maybe I'll get hurt by other things children like,
like ponies,
or, eh... Shrek.