*gagging sounds*
*April laughing*
don't eat that! it must not have been ready
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Hey you guys! Thanks for joining us on another journey. today we're in Greece
at the fortress of... Palamidi
so sit back, relax and enjoy the journey!
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Come in here
okay... Ohh! Amazing Welcome to my home
What, you got a new home?? I have another one. you're so--in Greece-- you're such a princess. I'm the queen
oh yeah? Yeah. is this a castle? it's a fortress oh so you got a fortress as well as a castle
hell yeah! just like in Bled-- I am queen April! You're queen April?......
Check out the card above. Bled and where else?
Oh, your ice palace! mm-hmm, ice castles-- you're ice queen......
I'm afraid we're going to be here all day
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Man, this is so cool! Can't tell how you feel about it, Wayne. Huh? I said I can't tell how you feel about it. You know I love old fortresses, I'm a fortress person. Lover. we're at the
fortress of Palamidi, it's the off-season and it only cost us, was it four euros to get in here
this thing's amazing! look at the color of that water
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What do you think about the fortress, April? it's pretty cool! right? this thing
is huge! it is, it's massive
Look what I found
It's an olive
From an olive tree
Let's see if it tastes as good as the one in a can
*gagging sounds*
*April laughing*
Don't eat that!
It must not have been ready
Oh, gross!
That's why I didn't try it
Why? What'd they do something to them? I knew it. I need water! Here, get some water out of there. take the bag off what does it taste like? tastes like grody-ness. like what kind of grody-ness?
not olive!
then what? I'm not sure what it tasted like, it was bad! dirt? feet? no like--poop? no! bitter? yeah, very bitter. sour? bitter, sour and--not good! there's no way that tasted like olive. yeah, no, it
wasn't ready yet. it was black! it was purple. yeah, well aren't they normally purple? some of them are but you could tell it wasn't
ready yet
most of us are smart enough to not...
eat an unripe olive?
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we're out here wandering around the old town underneath the fortress of Palamidi
it's really neat
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we got an Airbnb for what was it, $38 a night? I don't know. I think it was $38 US. we'll correct it later
We're tired, we're whooped. the address was wrong so
we've talked about half a mile to get here. Oh, more than that. maybe a little over a mile that's okay. and you
can't just say we just walked over a mile, like you have to give the full
perspective of--okay, we walked through the mile of the ghetto to get here. Ya have to give the full
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