Hey, there. It's Ronnie. I've got some glasses
on, and they're flamingos. Do you like them?
Today, we're going to do a fun lesson on your
psychology. We're going to do a psychology
test. Don't worry, you're going to pass. It's
just a fun little exercise so you can find
out more about you and yourself. So, this is
how I want you to begin. I've written five
animals on the board. There's a peacock. I said cock. Now, a peacock looks like this.
It's an animal that's not very popular amongst
people, but it's basically a bird with beautiful
feathers. So, we have a peacock, a tiger, an elephant, a monkey, and a dog. Okay? So,
this is the scenario or the scene. I want
you to use your imagination. Picture yourself
in a jungle. You have these five animals with
you. You've got the peacock, the tiger, elephant,
monkey, and the dog. What I want you to do is think about which animal you don't want,
and you're going to make a list. You're going to
rank the animals. Now, ranking means you put them
in order. This order is going to be from the one
that you don't want being number one, and the
animals that you want to be the last ones. So,
I'm going to give you time. Now, grab a pen and a
piece of paper or write on your sister, doesn't
matter. I want you to rank the animals, which
ones you don't want and which ones you want. So,
go and do that. I'm going to put mine on the board.
Okay? You do this, I'm going to do this. Number one...
Have you finished? No? Okay. Me either.
So, what I want you to do is explain your reason
for each choice. So, "Hey, I put down peacock first,
so please tell me. Hey, Ronnie, why did you choose
the peacock as the animal that you didn't want
to continue with you on your jungle adventure?"
Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I think peacocks are kind of
useless. They don't really do anything, especially
in the jungle. They... They have beautiful feathers.
I have beautiful feathers. So, to me, a peacock's
kind of useless. So, yeah, I don't really care about the peacock.
Oh, the second one's the tiger. Oh, yeah, I'm kind
of afraid of tigers. I think that they might kill me,
you know? Kind of dangerous to humans. I think
they look nice and they're super cool, but yeah,
not really going to want to hang out with the
tiger that much, especially if he gets hungry.
Don't have tigers as pets, too, by the way.
Next one I chose is a monkey. So, these two are
ones that we don't want. Monkey or your third
choice are things that, like, they're not bad. I
don't really care about them if they're not going
to hurt me. Okay. I think monkeys are fun, they're
cute, they can go and climb trees, get me coconuts.
There's coconuts in my jungle. What about yours?
But, I mean, monkeys I just think are fun, and
they don't really serve any useful purpose. So, yeah.
Now, elephant. These guys, these guys are huge.
They're strong. I can ride on them. Not ride them,
be careful, I can ride on them as I'm going
through the forest. Maybe they can, like, be my
friend and help me wash. They can get water in
their trunk and give me a shower. So, I think an
elephant is strong and very helpful. Okay. And
then my top choice would be, of course, the dog.
Why? Dogs are awesome, they're so cute. Oh, hold
on, they're not useful, though. But that's okay.
I think dogs will be loyal. That's a good
word. Loyal means they will always be with you.
Someone to talk to, read you bedtime stories at night. Yeah, my dog can read.
What about your dog? It's your imagination. If you want your dog to read, they can.
So, my last choice would be a dog. So, what are
your choices? And please write down or explain
your reasons why you have chosen these. When
you're finished doing that, I'm going to come back
and explain all of these crazy things. Okay? Hold on, let me go feed my dog.
Okay. All right, so have you decided on your
answers and you've figured out, you know, okay,
yeah, the reason why I chose monkey for number
seven is this. So, here's the part you're waiting
for. Okay? What this means. "Ronnie, why are we
doing this test?" Two reasons why we're doing
this test. One, yeah, you're going to learn
English. When we're describing these animals,
if you look at the words that I've written on the
board, "useless", "dangerous", "fun", "helpful",
"loyal", these are adjectives. So, I encourage
you to do these... Do this fun test with your
adjectives, and you can give them new adjectives.
And we use adjectives a lot in English, so we're
boosting your vocabulary. Yeah. So, this is the...
These are the answers. "The peacock represents
your partner." Hmm. "Your life mate." So... Uh-oh,
I'm sorry. I said that my partner was useless.
Oh my goodness. What did you say about the
peacock? So, the peacock represents your idea
of your partner. Is your partner beautiful?
Vain, which means they care too much about their
appearance. Why did you put your partner as 1,
2, 3, 4, 5? Okay. Mine's useless. Great. Okay,
the next one is "The tiger represents power and
money." Now, not surprising, a lot of people,
when they do this test, rank tiger as their fifth
choice. A lot of people like power and money,
but Ronnie thinks that power and money is dangerous. So, to help me with this, please
send me money to change my mind. Maybe I should
rank the tiger as 5. So, with your donation to
www.engvid.com, you can help me overcome this. Please. I think tigers are dangerous,
so this means in my life I think that power and
money is dangerous. It's true. I do think that.
"The elephant represents your parents and/or
your family." So, as I said, I can ride on my
elephant in my psyche. My parents or my family
are strong and helpful, which is true. I depend
on my mom a lot. Hi, Mom. "Monkey", monkey represents children. Where were the monkeys
on your list? Were they number 1, number 2, 3?
These are telling you maybe you're... What you
want in life. Right? If you want kids and you love
kids, maybe that was number 5. Or if you're not
into kids that much, maybe that was your first
choice. Monkeys... You know what? When I did this
test with my mom, her number 1 was monkeys because
she said that they're cheeky and mischievous.
Thanks, Mom. So, "cheeky" is a very British term.
It means that they basically don't do what they're
told. "Mischievous" means that they get into
dangerous things, like to do pranks on people.
Thanks, Mom. But my mom got rid of me first
in the jungle. Okay. Good luck out there, Mom.
And the last one, "dog" represents your friends.
So, in my world, my friends are the best things
that I have. Hi, friends. Thank you. I said that
dogs are loyal, which means they stick by me,
they help me through whatever. What about you?
What was your number 1? Why... Why did you get...
Put that away first. What was your number 5? Do
you agree with this? Because sometimes we do the
test and people go, "Ronnie, this is absolute
bollocks. I really, really like kids. I have
7 of them, and I put them as my first." Well,
this is just a fun test. It is not by any means
advice on life. I would never give you that.
But I want you to think about adjectives,
I want you to think about interacting with people. Sometimes you don't know what to do
with people, you don't know what to say to
people. It doesn't matter what language you speak,
you can do this fun little psychology test with people. If you're a teacher,
if you have to do some icebreaker activities
in your work, this is great. Grab a pencil,
write down these 5 animals. Which one do you want? Which one don't you want?
And it helps people understand themselves. So, my name's Ronnie, I love my friends,
I love my dog, and I'll see you next time. Toodles.