A: Let's see if she'll look at me
A: Sugar I: ~Chuckles~
A: Sugar
A: Who's a good girl, Who's a good girl G: ooh ooh ooh ooh
A: Wahoo I: Wow
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G: Great, read us the question. We're ready
A: This week we have a domestic question from Eliza, South Georgia
G: SOUTH Georgia. You have to say
A: Eliza actually gave first name, last name, town, South Georgia
A: But because I don't believe in Identity theft, I didn't want to reveal it all
G: Oh, you don't BELIEVE in identity theft I: Throw Back
ALL: Laugh
I: Once she grows up we'lll tell her about identity theft
G: Yeah, she's not old enough
A: I know it exists I just don't want to support it
I: Save it
G: Know what, sometimes I'm like "YouTubers don't take enough of a stance"
G: Like, YouTubers have this platform and they don't really like get political
G: Or say what they mean. So, thank you
A: My number once issue is not supporting identity theft (Laughs)
G: (Sarcastically) Oh My God, So controversial
G: How will we ever get brand deals I: While we're here...
I: Yeah, can we just say I hate arson
A: "What tattoo would you get?"
A: Ooh
A: Now this is a loaded question
A: because my parents are very supportive of everything I do and want to do except getting a tattoo
G: They would never let you get a tattoo?
G: What would they do? I: Really, why? is it... A: Well technically,they don't have to allow it
G: I was gonna say. You're over 18, you have your own money.. Like what would they do exactly?
A: I think it would just be the one thing that like TRULY dissapointed them
I: Is it because of the Jewish cemmetary thing?
I: That you.. A: No, they don't believe it that
I: Cemeteries? (Laughs) It runs in the family
A: Yeah my... See I don't believe in identity theft, they don't believe in death
G: When I started getting tattoos my dad was like "Uhh but when I was.. "
G: "I don't like it because when I was younger, girls who had tattoos were easy"
I: OH (Disgusted)
G: And I was like.. and I said..
A: And you were like, "Have you met me dad?"
G: Yeah, and I was like "And..."
G: And he was like, "Yeah you're right, I don't know why I brought this up... Have Fun"'
G: I have one on my back, that is between my shoulder blades that is my grandma's name
G: I don't know if people have seen it; maybe in sketches
I: I have G: You've seen it, yeah
G: This one on my arm is the album cover to Derek and the Domino's "Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs"
G: Which is because I was very into classic rock
G: and also my dad looks just like Eric Clapton so it's kind of a family thing
A: Gabby Dunn "Very into Classic Rock"
G: This was sort of random
G: But I got it right around when my grandpa died and he was a gardener
G: So, I like to think it was for him, but it was also just like random
A: I feel like you just got these tattoos and then LATER had to assign meaning to them
G: There was a place on uh.. on Hollywood Blvd.that does like $20 Tuesdays
I: NOOO (Laughing) A: (Laughing)
G: So, you go in.. YEAH and you pay $20 and they get to sort of choose what the thing is
G: This heart on my finger is $20 Tuesday
A: You say that this is a key to a good deal
A: You also have this very lame one I: What about this?
G: Oh Yeah. This is, this is.. A/I: (Laugh)
G: It matches with my mom and my sister because my mom says "Love you Sun, Moon, Stars"
G: She's always said that to me and my sister
G: Which means "love you more than the sun, the moon and the stars"
G: It's just a thing she signs on cards and it a very cute mom thing
G: And so, my sister has a star, I have the moon and my mom has the sun
G: so my mom actually got her first tattoo at age like 50
A: We didn't answer the ACTUAL question
A: what would your NEXT one be?
G: Well I've had a lot of ideas that I like didn't end up getting
G: Like I wanted to get The Beatles from "Yellow Submarine" on my arm here
G: I had an idea that I wanted to get like an Abraham Lincoln tattoo at one point
I: Oh, I like that. That's fun G: Yeah, like..
G: A sunflower I wanted to get here
I: Don't do that; the Lincoln
G: I like uh the idea of having reminders of different times in my life
G: Like, even if I don't neccesarily LOVE this artwork anymore
G: I like remembering when I was a person who liked this artwork
I: You don't wanna run from your past like the rest of us
G: (Laughs)
A: If I'd done that it would just be Nick Carters face on my bicep (Laughing)
I: Okay well I have this idea A: Okay, lets hear it
I: And I want to have maybe on the inside of my arm..
A: You don't seem like a tattoo guy I: Absolutely not. No, no no
G: I think he could get a black ink tattoo I: THAT'S WHAT I WANT! okay, black ink...
A: But that's yeah G: And people would like it
G: I think woman would think it was attractive
I: Well wait until you hear what it is A: (Laughs)
I: It says " Ask me about my Tattoo"
G: Igor, uhhh! A: (Slow Claps)
A: Yes. What do you think that's gonna cost, $150?
G: Yeah A: I'll pay for it
A: I very recently decided, as in three days ago what my tattoo would be
A: And so what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wait a month and see if I still like it in a month
G: Oooh A: And then I still won't get it
I: Tell us what it is now A: No, I'm too embarassed
G: No, say what it is I: I, I, I... Yeah
G: I HAVE tattoos
A: But it's lame. It's like NOT a joke
I: Mine was "ask me about my tattoo"
A: but that's a joke so your not like actually revealing a part of yourself
I: Well, that I like the attention
I: And that I think that's funny
A: Okay so, Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons; favourite band.. recently saw him live on Broadway
G: Okay A: Incredible experience
A: So there's this great song and like I don't think I'd really heard it before the concert
A:But it's like..It's kind of about like.. this guy (Sighs)
A: I'm getting SO uncomfortable talking about this
G: What? Just SAY it I: I wanna know
A: Okay so anyway the song is called "Tell it to the Rain"
A: And it basically means like "Fuck You" I: Oh
A: Where like, I think that the girl has like cheated on him or like treated him badly
A: And now she's like crying and like wants him back and like all this stuff
A: And he just says "Tell It to the Rain" (Laughs) I: (Laughs)
A: Which sounds like kind of romantic but is actually just like a very guarded "Fuck You"
G: Yeah
A: And I just like, that's a way of having "Fuck You"on my body without people really knowing
G: uhhh I: hmmmm
A: How long would that take?
G: half an hour
A: (Scoffs) Too long
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G: Igor.. I: Yeah
A: Stop It!
I: I can read you poetry
G: That's really nice I: Not just here but also in the bedroom
A: You guys would be SO bored with each other within two hours
I/G: (Laugh) Yeah
A: I just imagine halfway through sex BOTH of you are on Instagram
I: (Laughs) G: (Laughs) Yeah, we SO would