- You sent us your cars,
and today, we're gonna rank them.
Is this a Photoshop?
(laughing) - That's real?
- Dude, that looks dangerous. - Yeah.
- We're joined by Jeremiah and Justin.
I'm James, we're the J crew.
This is the
♪ D-List ♪ (wind blowing)
(air whooshing) - Thank you sharks
for joining me today,
but there are two things you need to go fast,
big power and light weight.
I've spent hours of research and development
to bring you this. (deep bass upbeat music)
(clapping)
(all applause) (woman screaming)
(deep bass upbeat music continues)
- We're gonna break these things down into four tiers:
First, too nice (chuckles) to drive.
Second, I want that car. (chuckles)
Third, it's a good ship.
It's a car, it's like pretty good,
pretty, maybe not my cup of tea, but I get it.
- Yeah. - And then finally,
at least it's got soul. (laughing)
All right boys, without further ado,
let's get into it and rank some cars.
(imitating drum rolls) (air whooshing)
First up, we have - Whoa.
- 1975 Chevrolet Camaro.
It's got a 454 in there. - Okay.
- That's what you call a big butt, small butt?
No, big one. - Big old piston holes.
- The owner goes by the name of PECA.
- Oh, cool. - Yeah.
- So PECA built it themselves.
They've driven the crap out of it on ice, dirt, and asphalt
and had to rebuild the engine a couple times already.
This thing is serious. (drum beats)
- Are those duralis on the front end?
(all laughing) - Yeah.
- I think so. (all laughing)
- How does it turn? (all laughing)
- That is wild, man. - Yeah.
(air whooshing) - With some aero,
active aero. (laughing softly)
(indistinct)
- In the external cooler? - Yeah.
(laughing) - This thing rules.
- Yeah. (chuckles) - It's super dope.
- This thing is a Mad Max.
Like if Mad Max was...
- [Both] In the snow-
- Instead of sand. - Right, yeah.
And I love that it's yellow. - Uh-huh.
- If I didn't have a storage problem currently,
(both laughing loudly)
I would totally want this car. (punch thuds)
If I just had unlimited places to park,
and lived in the snow,
100%, I want this car.
- (Chuckle) Me too. - It's dope, I love it.
And I want to drive it.
- Yeah, next up we have a Kanjo style Civic.
- Whoa. - Owned by Dimitrios.
This was his dream car and he lives in Greece.
- Dang. - Oh.
- I love Kanjo style Civics. - Yeah.
- I think they're one of the coolest like subcultures.
- So I don't know anything about this style, so.
- So they're in Japan.
There's a highway called the Kanjo Loop.
- Okay, is it a tunnel?
- Uh-huh. - Ugh.
- And like the dudes will wear like Jason masks.
- Oh. (chuckles)
- To block their faces from the cameras.
- Okay. - So highway mask car.
- Front wheeled drive cars
with big old meaty tires is pretty cool.
I like that a lot, I want it too.
- All right, I also want it. (punch thuds)
(all laughing)
- All right, Dimitrios, we want your car.
- Absolutely. (air whooshing)
- Next up we have a 2010 Audi R8.
This is the V10, and it's got a manual.
Comes from Marcello, Marcello Moscardelli.
It represents his dream childhood
back in Need For Speed Carbon.
If this dude is young enough that
this is his childhood dream car-
- (chuckles) I know.
- And he has an R8-
- (chuckles) what are we doing wrong?
(laughing) - What the hell, Marcello.
- How do we do it? - Yeah.
- I love that it's orange.
- Yeah, the orange is cool.
These cars are so sick. - I want this car.
(punch thuds) - I want it too.
- I also want this car. (all laughing)
I want all these car.
I hope, for the sake of the audience,
I hope there's a car that we don't want.
- Yeah. - On here max.
(laughing)
Next up. (all laughing)
But honestly- - Look for (indistinct)
- Excel Motors Island Cruiser,
(both laughing) owned by Marcus
and this is the only Jamaican car ever to exist.
- What? - Yeah.
- That reminds me, I would like to take this opportunity
to apologize to all of our international audience.
I missed a lot of stuff in
"The Most Powerful Cars In Every Country" episode
I'm a car YouTuber.
I'm not a freaking map guy. (both chuckles)
I don't even know what a map guy is
or studies. (air whooshing)
Okay, so back to the Excel Motors Island Cruiser.
All right, immediately I was like,
"No, I don't want this car".
- Mm-hmm. - Right?
- The rarity, the rarity. - Yeah, I was like,
she's a good ship.
But then as soon as I learned that
it was called Island Cruiser,
it got me thinking.
- Oh. (clapping)
- What if I have a vacation home,
and I can cruise the island in my island?
- Island Cruiser, and it has a nice...
What does it say, jamaicapirate.com?
- Oh, yeah. (all laughing)
- Good eye. - Is it pirate?
It's weird looking, but it's kind of cool.
(laughing softly) - I'm not gonna go
as far as to say that I want this car,
but I do think it's good ship.
- I do think so too.
Also it's surrounded by police cars
that are broken down. (all laughing)
- And it survived. - It's good ship.
- Good ship, - Literally.
- Next, we got an R34 Skyline GTR
owned by Peter Hutchins.
This car was built by Craig Leberman
for Need For Speed Underground.
Craig Leberman is the guy
who built all the early Fast and Furious cars.
- Oh, cool.
- He has a great YouTube channel.
It gives a lot of insight into the history
of the Fast and Furious franchise.
So this was given away in an MTV giveaway
for EA Games to celebrate the launch
of "Need For Speed Underground".
It has a prototype Bomex body kit.
It's been hidden away for years,
but now owned by Peter's brother in Western Australia.
(Justin laughing) - Are we factoring in
the fact that we are not allowed to drive this?
- Yeah. (chuckles) - In the United States,
especially the state that we live in-
- Right. - California?
- Yeah, that kind of...
I don't know, should we factor that in?
- I'm going to,
I've had enough cars that I wasn't allowed to drive.
- (laughing softly) yeah.
- Too nice to drive. - You think so?
- In California. (all laughing)
- Yeah, it's actually too cool to drive.
- Yeah, it's too cool to drive.
- Too cool to drive. - It's too cool to drive,
and you know what?
This car is so cool that if you drive it in California,
the cops will steal it from you.
(chuckles) and kill it.
- They'll crush it, they'll run it over with a backhoe.
- Wow. (air whooshing)
- Next car, we got us a 2002
Toyota Prius Rally Car. (clapping)
This car is from our Discord,
a Donut Underground member named Orofino6.
- This thing is sick, dude.
- Sick as badass. - Prius.
- It's a $400 Prius. (chuckles)
And he made it into a race car.
- Heck yeah. (clapping)
- Not only a race car, a gambler car. (chuckles)
(tone beeping)
- Yeah. - Yes.
- And he's got a picture of it catching air.
(all laughing) - Yeah.
- This guy has great tastes.
- Yeah. - Yes, absolutely.
- Baby blue with the fricking smiley headlights.
- Those headlights probably cost...
- (chuckles) Yes. - Those lights cost more.
(all laughing)
- Those lights cost more than the car.
- Dude, I want this car
more than any car we've seen yet today.
I wanna (tone beeping) drive this.
- This one I want to drive real bad.
- Cause we've all driven Prius's
but like to just take one that you can just sink-
- Whoa, (indistinct)
- To get some air- - Yeah.
- You know, like, ah, that's cool.
- Orofino6,
(punch thuds) we want your car.
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We got a 1997. (tense drum beats)
(Justin laughing)
Don't start. - I'm not.
- I'm not (chuckles).
I just look at it- - Do not-
- I'm looking at max,
cause I know you, - Start.
you did it on purpose, all right.
Yeah, okay.
- We can't afford to enrage
the Saturday Community (both laughing)
more than you already have Jeremiah, please.
- Okay, I'm being composed. - Please, please
- We have a 1997 Saturn SW2 (sword slashing)
owned by Joseph Arnone. (chuckles)
Now, that you know the person's name.
(both laughing)
- Now I know. - Now they're human.
- Now I have humanized this car, yeah.
- This Joseph's first stick shift car, okay?
- All right. - Monumental moment.
(chuckles) He calls it a low rider,
which I think is a little bit of a stretcher
(laughing) There's a lot
of wheel gap up front, buddy.
- Okay, I like wagons.
- Me too. - Wagons are cool.
- Yes. - Right.
There's something fun about a wagon.
- [Both] Absolutely.
- I like. (all laughing)
- Okay, I like these wheels
and that's about all I want to say right now,
and I'll let you guys take the wheel from here.
- I think that's mighty mature of you.
- Mighty mature. (back thudding)
- I think this is a great car for Joseph.
Seems like he really loves it, I'm gonna go ahead,
and say it's good ship. (punch thuds)
- Mm-hmm. - Yeah, absolutely.
I had a buddy with one of these
when I used to wrestle in high school,
and we jumped it off of really tall
train tracks all the time. (both laughing)
And that thing was durable. (both laughing)
- Next car, we got a 2009 Saturn
XB RS 6.0 by Jacobs Snearly.
- Okay. - Jacobs.
- I just have a fricking LS in it, Jacob.
- (chuckles) Yeah, I know. - What?
- It's his daily driver.
The cars never touched a shop.
- It's taught him everything he knows
about working on cars.
- That's great. - He's done
quite a bit of stuff to it-
- This thing's cool, I like it.
- XBs- - Yeah, XBs are sick.
- Lots of storage.
Lots of cargo room. - Lots' cargo room.
- And he's got the starry night headliner.
- Super pimped (drum beats)
- But what does it mean? (all laughing)
- Yeah, now what's 6.0 mean, right?
- Six people?
(all laughing)
- It's got some RP F1 looking wheels on it.
It's got fun steering wheel. (air whooshing)
You're doing a good job, Jacob.
- Glad you're learning. - Keep ranching.
(punch thuds) I think it's a good ship.
- Good ship. - It's a good shift.
(air whooshing) - Next car.
(all laughing)
1963 VW Bus, is this a Photoshop?
(both laughing) - That's real?
That's short of a wheel base, no way.
- Dude, that looks dangerous (bomb explodes)
- That thing looks like it.
That's like a PO moment all the time.
- Oh my God. - Oh.
- I flipped a car. (chuckles)
I didn't flip it, I tipped it.
- No, that's doing back flips is what this is doing.
- Yeah, dude, this thing makes me nervous looking at it.
(air whooshing) - Mm-hmm.
It's owned by Hannah Corrales.
- Hey Hannah. - It's one of a kind.
It brings a smile to everybody's face.
I do not doubt that at all.
- Kids see this and they're like-
- What, I'll flip out. (both chuckles)
- Like, I could drive that, mom.
(all chuckles)
- I like the front windows.
Is that a stock bus thing
where the windows pop out like that?
- I think so, yeah. - Safari windows.
- Safari windows, that's cool.
- I'm gonna add another category-
- Okay. - For this one.
- Cute as hell. (bell dings)
- Cute as hell.
That's a great- - Cute as-
- Category to add. - Hell.
- Cute has a little bottom. (both chuckles)
- I disagree. (chuckles) (all laughing)
- You have to agree, it's for the J Crew-
(indistinct) We gotta come to
- You don't think it's cute, come on?
- It's, okay, it's cute. (wind blowing intensifies)
(bell dings) - Okay, all right.
- Let's break down those walls buddy.
Make down- (indistinct)
- It's a cute car. - You're a tough guy.
You can like this cute little- (indistinct)
- Cute- - Big tough,
I'm a reserved guy. (woman laughing)
(table banging) (indistinct)
- Where are my last D-List.
- I got that- - You all know I don't like
bullshits, all right? - I was in Egypt for...
- (gibberish) I'm a big muscly man
and I'm cough and he's cute. - Cute, cute.
- That's why I like this dude. (screaming)
(laughing softly)
This is a 2016 Mazda 3.
Oh, Jimmy loves this car. - Oh, Jimmy is like hard
yeah, (laughing) - Oh, Jimmy just got hard,
so hard. (both laughing loudly)
Jimmy put it away, are you kidding me?
- Besides the graphics,
what else is going on with this thing?
- Yeah, that's about it.
- Oh no. (laughing)
- So this is 2016 Mazda 3 owned by Clifford.
Clifford says it features
some of his favorite anime characters.
(air whooshing) Right, two sided,
different colors, you know?
I like that a lot of the cars we're looking at right now
aren't traditionally modified, right?
But people are like, you know what?
It's my car, I wanna mode it. - Do it my own way.
- The way I wanna do it. - Yeah.
- It's a representation of the things you like.
- Yeah, absolutely. (drum beats)
- You know what, I don't think I could drive of this.
Also, if someone asked me about it, I don't know much.
- I wouldn't know anything. - I don't know.
- Yeah, me either. - I'd be opposer.
- We'd be opposers if we- (both chuckles)
- For sure.
- Good ship. - Good ship.
- Yeah, it's a good ship. (air whooshing)
- All right, here we got Jake's 1976
Datsun 280Z.
He's always wanted an S30, me too-
- This, I mean, this is Z, I mean-
- Yeah, it's awesome.
- And it looks rugged enough to want to beat on it,
so it depends on what motors in it,
and I wanna drive it. I think it's the stock of...
Was it 020? - Oh God. (laughing)
- I like the wheels, the fender flares, those are cool.
- It's a good setup, man. - Looks cool.
- He did all the work on it himself.
- Oh, even better? - Yeah.
- A good ship. - Good ship.
- Oh, I wanna drive it.
- Oh yeah. - Oh, you want it?
- Oh yeah, I do want this car.
- Yeah. - Yeah, I want this car.
- Yeah, (chuckles) I want this car. (chuckles)
- I want this car.
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(air whooshing) Okay, there we go.
(both laughing)
This is a Volvo 360 owned by Tero.
"It's my first car and a fun winter beater".
- Obviously a winter beater? - Yeah, winter beater.
- It's got a ball hitch on the front. (chuckles)
- It's got a ball hitch on the front,
which is a good sign- - It's a good sign.
- It's a good sign that it either gets
towed a bunch or Rams a lot of things.
- Yeah, you might tow people out.
- Yeah, oh yeah, put it on.
(clicks) Pump him out.
- Rusty, little rust going there on the side.
Custom paint job. - Custom paint job.
- Yep, big old lights. - Sick flames.
- Then he put tape over- - So they don't shatter.
- So they don't shatter which is obviously very important.
(all chuckles) - Yeah.
- To break that.
- I think it's- - Yeah, I think it's got soul.
- Yeah, it got soul. (chuckles)
- It does have soul. - It's got a lot of soul.
- A lot of soul. - A lot of soul soul.
- So much soul. - So much soul.
(air whooshing) - This is a 1917 Ford Model T
owned by Connor Peacock.
I don't know which one he is in this picture.
(both laughing)
He says him and his dad built it together
when he was still in his diapers.
I don't believe you. (bomb explodes)
Babies don't know how to work on cars. (chuckles)
We're grown men and we barely know how to do it.
- Right, yeah, his dad's ripping a fat burn out there.
- Yeah, - I like these.
This is an older kind of thing for me.
I'm not a big fan this... - Mm-mm.
- I would be terrified to drive this thing.
- It is, it does seem like- - Imagine-
- So bare bones- - Driving down La Cienega
and a Nissan Altima just passes you
going 100 (indistinct) in the right lane?
- Yeah, your life is in everyone else's hands, you know?
- Yeah, no, I don't trust people enough
to drive this car. - Yeah, me-
- But I really like to hear your story.
- Yeah, it's cool. - Even though
it's a (beep) lie. (laughing)
- Babies can't work on cars.
- Yeah, you were watching when you were a baby.
- Yeah, Probably (beep) your pants. (laughing)
- (beep) little diaper
and it slowed your daddy down.
- Yeah. - He got mad
cause you wiped poop on it.
- You probably wiped poop on this car, Connor.
- Remember when we said (laughing)
we were gonna be nice then? (both laughing)
- Now we're telling them they got nice cars,
but being mean to them personally.
(both laughing) (breaths deeply)
- It's a nice car. - But yeah, a good ship.
- Good ship. (all laughing)
(air whooshing) - So we got a 1982
Opel Kadett three door swagon.
- Dude. - Swagon wagon.
- This is Daan with two A's.
The original 1.2 liter carved four cylinder
has been swapped with 1.8 liter fuel injections.
It's got 115 German American cross bread horses.
(both laughing)
I think this thing's cool. - I think it's cool, yeah.
I like the wheels, the steelies.
- Dude, if you pulled into Redwood in this thing-
- [Both] Ugh.
- You'd be high fived to death.
- Just hand out your window,
your hand out the window and just like drive by.
- Ish ish ish ish ish. - Bum bum bum bum bum, yeah.
I love the color.
- I love the color. - The color is sick.
Cool headlights, cool rear taillights.
- It's clean, the extra large steelies,
like it's a good touch.
- This is a good ship. (punch thuds)
- I want it. - I can drive it.
- You want it. - I want this thing.
- I want it too. - Okay, all right.
- Cause it's unique,
but looks common like under the radar, hell yeah.
(air whooshing) - VW Beach Buggy,
Rico Parkinson.
Like, so Rico and his dad spent two years rebuilding it
when he was still in school.
I believe that, Connor, okay? (laughing)
It's his first car, has tons of sentimental value.
(bomb explodes) Does the top come off?
- I'm sitting here looking at that
because the whole purpose of a Beach Buggy
is topless, right?
- Is that like a mail truck grafted onto it?
- Where? - The door.
Oh, yeah the door- - Looks likes in the window-
- Well, it looks like a submarine.
- Oh yeah. - It looks like
that could be sealed and you can go under water
and explore the ocean floor.
- The deeps. - If that's the case,
then I want it. (both laughing)
- So if this car is a submarine, I want it 100%,
if not, it's a good ship. (punch thuds)
- It's a good ship. - Yeah.
- It's a good ship. - But if it's a submarine,
I want it to be a good ship,
so I don't die underwater. (clapping)
- Okay, so our final car is a very...
Let's say extreme one.
It is a Miata owned by John Weeks.
It's his dream car, he built it himself.
(air whooshing) "It can go absolutely anywhere
in unbeatable style, and with the best off-road experience
you could ask for plus,
it's the manifestation of my lifelong passion for cars
and the culture around them.
Jeremy Clarkson had it right with "the excellent",
and I can confirm that an off-road convertible sports car
is absolutely the perfect vehicle for any occasion".
I couldn't disagree more. (bomb explodes)
(laughing) I hate this car.
I'm sorry, John,
but I hate taking regular cars
and making them off-road.
I don't wanna be mean John, but...
And I like John, I like John Weeks, okay?
It's not that I hate this car, I hate the whole trend.
I'll tell you what, it does have soul.
- Totally disagree with you.
(all laughing)
I think it's (beep) badass. (laughing)
- I bet it doesn't work.
- Think about that Prius we saw, right?
- Yeah. - Off-roading-
- I bet the Prius would kick the (beep) outta this thing.
(all laughing)
(chuckles) - When I think of Prius,
Prius versus Miata and-
- Dude, that is so much mass. - Yeah.
- Like the wheels are too big. - The wheels are too big.
- The tires are too big. - That's a style.
Cut the heck outta the fenders.
I don't know, I just wanna see this thing freaking rallying.
- Yeah, man, it's dope. - I think, it'd be cool.
- I mean, I agree yes, a truck,
obviously would've worked better for this.
But like in my case,
I wanna do something similar to my car
because people keep running into it.
So it's just like,
"Okay, you're gonna make me hit you myself," so.
- Or you wanna bulk it up? - Yeah.
Give them something to hit, test the strength of your car.
- Self defense, self defense, self defense.
- So where do you guys put this?
- I'm a good ship. (punch thuds)
I don't want it- - But a good ship?
- But cause I'm with you, this is problems.
- I want to drive it but I don't want it.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Good ship. - So-
- I'm gonna say two nice to own.
(punch thuds) (both laughing)
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