(dramatic orchestral music)
(sighs)
- What the (bleep)?
(upbeat instrumental music)
- [Narrator] On this episode of How Far Is Tattoo Far?
Micah and her boyfriend Garrett
are ready to come clean to each other.
They've been together a year, but Garrett's family
isn't totally sold on Micah.
- Have you met each other's families yet?
- Yes, they weren't in love with her at first,
but I am, so that doesn't matter.
I love my mamma, I'm a mamma's boy,
- Why did you just roll your eyes, girl?
- Oh, he loves his mom.
(upbeat instrumental music)
Garrett's mom really loves her son.
But in her eyes, I'm taking her baby away from her.
The message I'm sending Garrett with this tattoo
is that I'm the number one lady in his life.
♪ Number one, number one, number one ♪
We are number one and number one, together.
- [Narrator] Despite his mom's opinion,
Garrett loves Micah just the way she is.
And he wants her to know that.
- Do you think she's pretty without makeup?
- I think she's pretty any way that God made her.
- [Micah] You would not date me
had I not had done what I've already had done.
I know that a hundred percent.
- [Garrett] Micah's had a few plastic surgeries.
They look alright, but she just wants
to keep doing more and more and more.
And I'm scared she's gonna look botched and not real.
- [Narrator] Well, it's about that time.
Time to get some tattoos.
(upbeat techno music)
- [Male Host] Oh my god doll face. (Micah laughs)
Thank God Courtney's an incredible artist,
but that doesn't save the tattoo.
- Stop.
I don't think he would do anything bad.
(groans)
- Right?
(Courtney groans)
- [Narrator] Finally, it's the moment
we've all been waiting for, the reveal.
(slamming)
- How much do you guys trust each other right now?
- I trust her.
- I'm more nervous for your to see your tattoo.
- Mom.
- Literally mamma staring at
whatever the (bleep) that thing is.
(dramatic instrumental music) - Shall we?
- It's happening.
(ringing) (moves into slow techno music)
- Whew.
- Hey, together forever, right?
- Stop.
Now I'm like feeling like you've pushed it too far.
- Well, we're gonna find out soon enough.
Hey Court! (dramatic instrumental music)
- How you doing?
- Hey girl.
- Good.
- Good work.
Oh my god.
(dramatic instrumental music)
- [Courtney] It's funny.
Such a dick.
- I will slap you.
- I want you guys to stay together after this.
But, this is (bleep) up.
- I feel like I'm gonna cry.
(dramatic instrumental music)
(sighs)
(dramatic instrumental music)
- What the (bleep)?
(banging)
- [Male Host] You got a botched Barbie.
- Am I a botched Barbie?
- Argh!
- That's what I'm tryna tell you.
I don't want it to get to that point.
- I don't feel botched.
Like it's crazy if you really think that,
like that's how you look at me.
- No.
- So I think you look amazing.
- Stacks.
- I also get my (bleep) done.
I got my boobies done because I had two kids
so they were literally ball sacks hanging to my knees.
I don't need a bra now, so I feel great.
- I see what you're thinking.
I'm not saying that I think that
you're totally out of line.
I think that this tattoo is out of line.
- I love Micah to death.
I'm just worried that if she continues
getting all these procedures,
something might happen, complications.
And I just want her to know
that she doesn't need to change anything about her.
- It's like, it's a jab, it's a hard jab.
(dramatic instrumental music)
- I'm sorry. (chiming)
- Hey, but guess what?
We gotta find out what's on your (bleep) back.
Let's switch. (upbeat techno music)
Shades on.
(sighs)
Are you regretting at all what you gave to Garrett?
- Not at all.
- [Courtney] Garrett, your mother is going
to not like this tattoo.
- Oh god.
- Hey, Jordan.
- What's up brother of mine.
(upbeat techno music)
(groaning and laughing)
- [Courtney] This tattoo is huge.
- How big?
- Huge!
- How big?
- Huge! (laughs)
- Love it. (laughs)
- [Jordan] Yo.
- [Micah] It is so good.
- My mom would kill me.
(dramatic instrumental music)
(sobbing)
- Baby, stop crying.
- He's crying.
- Baby, please don't cry.
You are making me feel so guilty right now.
- I just know how much she doesn't like my mom.
- I don't want her to be disrespectful.
(dramatic instrumental music)
(sighs)
- Well, this is not gonna help that.
(sobbing) (dramatic instrumental music)
- [Garrett] Oh.
(banging)
(dramatic instrumental music)
Oh my god.
(clattering)
I love it.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- You do?
- Yeah, yeah I do.
- The (bleep).
(laughing)
- Yo, that was one of the most (bleep) up
tattoos I ever seen in my goddamn life.
- Say it, and I love it.
- I love that you love your mom.
But, she thinks that I'm just the flavor of the week.
I'm permanent.
I have a number one spot.
- [Male Host] Can we make up?
- Yes, make up.
- I love you.
- I love them.
- Aw, I wanna kiss my wife right now.
(kissing)
Get outta here.
- Yeah.
- You're not getting rid of me.
Your mom's not getting rid of me.
I'm here to stay.
- Another successful therapy session.
- Help me.
(laughs)