You guys, bigfoot is real.
Real handsome.
[laughing]
I’m just kidding, just kidding. It’s nice to meet you.
- So this is-- - Woah, oh I know this guy.
Henry Hart, a.k.a. Kid Danger. Feels good.
[laughing]
Bigfoot knows my thing.
Of course I do. Schwoz talks about you all the time.
What?
Yeah, you must be Charlotte.
Schwoz tells me you’re even smarter than he is.
What? It’s true though.
[laughing]
- Oh, Jasper. - Yeah!
- J-dog - Oh, Bigfoot!
[laughing]
How’s that girl with all the allergies?
Ah, she ghosted me.
Ah, you know, yeah.
I keep texting her but she never responds.
Yeah. Oh.
[laughing]
[coughing]
And last but, certainly not least.
Hey! There he is!
There I am.
This guy!
Yeah!
[clearing throat]
You must be… Henry’s dad!
[crowd laughing]
Henry’s dad, are you... Are you kidding me?
Are you Jasper’s dad?
[crowd laughing]
I’m Ray. A.k.a. Captain Man.
Oh! Schwoz never mentioned you. Are you new to the Schwoz cave?
[crowd laughing]
The Schwoz cave?
[crowd laughing]
Listen, listen.
I found this great campsite just passed the creek.
Let’s all go down there and dinner, we’ll get to know each other better.
- Yeah let’s go! - That sounds good, all right.
- Let’s go. - Let’s go.
It’s a tough one daddy.
[crowd laughing]
Okay. All right.
Well then let me let you in on a little secret about this guy, darling.
Guess what this does?
- Oh hey! No, no, no, no, no! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no,
- you cannot, no, no, no. - Put it away.
Mm-mmm! Mm-mmm!
[spitting]
I’m not jealous.
He’s not. You know why?
Because Ray saves people too.
- Ummm… - Mmm…
Yeah, you know he, uh, saved me.
He saved her.
He saved him.
Saved you from what?
Um, uh, you know the uh…
The life on the streets.
[crowd laughing]
- Yeah! - Yeah!
Tell them kids.
See, Ray adopted us, so…
That’s right.
He’s our daddy now.
[crowd laughing]
Oh. Yeah, yes indeed.
And, I don’t just run a junk shop, okay.
I got another job that’s really cool.
It’s just really…
- Ummm… - I don’t think that…
I’m an inventor.
- Yup. - Yes, he is. Yes, he is.
Yeah, I invent like really awesome, really awesome stuff.
Like what?
Uh, like this.
Look. Pen. Nose hair trimmer.
Poison dart shooter.
Ow! Daddy why?
Pull it out of him! Pull it out of him, pull it out!
[crowd laughing]
Anyway, these are my kids. And, uh, I’m a really awesome inventor.
And I live in a nice house, so…
Well, I’d love to see your house before we leave tomorrow.
We don’t have dinner plans tonight.
It’s true.
[crowd laughing]
Oh. Well then.
Daddy, no!
[crowd laughing]
Ray, do not blow up the Man Cave.
Oh, I won’t have to, they’re going to back down.
This is how the big boys negotiate, trust me.
I do not trust you.
Well you better trust me, Henry, or I will blow up the Man Cave!
Okay, I trust you!
See, that’s how it works?
- Wait! No! - Don’t blow up the Man Cave!
You can have our room.
- Yeah. - No he can’t!
[arguing]
Calm down!
Hey! Listen to me!
I am a shallow, impulsive, immature man child.
Yeah.
So you will apologize to both of us. And make us a fiesta-sized churro
or I will blow this whole thing sky high.
Yeah, well I will hit this button myself before I apologize to you!
Okay.
Oh, well I will blow up the Man Cave if we don’t all stop fighting.
We’re friends.
If we can’t get alone then we don’t deserve a Man Cave.
Well I don’t think that anybody should blow up the Man Cave ever
for any reason and I actually think we should just take our hands
away from the button. Okay?
Well, I am feeling left out!
[arguing]
[button buzzing]
Man Cave self-destruct, activated.