♪ THE LATE LATE SHOW, OH, OH, >> James: IT CERTAINLY IS.
IT CERTAINLY IS. CME INTO EARLY, DIDN'T I?
I FORGOT. TERRY JUST TOLD ME, JUST SAID
GIVE IT A BEAT BECAUSE WE ARE ADDING A LITTLE.
YOU HAVE 1,000 WAYS DOING IT THE OLD WAY.
1186. >> James: WE ARE JUST GOING TO
PEEK TO THE 1200 MARK. >> IF WE INCLUDE PRIME TIME, WE
WILL GET THERE. >> James: LETS INCLUDE THE
PRIME TIMES. NICK, ARE YOU COUNTING THE
PRIME TIMES? >> NO.
IF YOU HADN'T TAKEN SOME MONEY OFF DURING THE SUMMER WE
WOULD'VE GOTTEN THERE. >> James: OKAY.
>> WHAT KIND OF "YOU FORGOT TO ASSIGN HOMEWORK" [BLEEP]
IS THAT? >> James: WE CAN TELL PEOPLE.
OUR LAST SHOW WE HAVE 12 MORE "LATE LATE SHOWS" TO GO.
AFTER TODAY WE HAVE 11. 11.
IT'S INCREDIBLY EMOTIONAL BUT ON OUR LAST DAY, APRIL 27, WE ARE
GOING TO BE ON AT 10:00 P.M. RIGHT HERE ON CBS.
YEAH, WE ARE GOING TO BE ON. PRIME TIME, BABY.
>> I AM GOING TO SOLVE A MURDER. STU AND I THINK CONTRACTUALLY WE
HAVE TO. >> IF IT'S ON AND PRIME TIME.
>> James: AND I THINK REG IS GOING TO SOLVE THE MURDER.
>> WHY DO I GET BUMPED OUT OF SOLVING THE MURDER?
THAT FEELS RUTHLESS TO ME. >> James: YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S
GETTING MURDERED. I'LL SAY IT WILL BE DIFFICULT
FOR YOU TO SOLVE THE MURDER. CAN WE SAY WHO IS ON THE
PRIME TIME? >> WE CAN TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE
PEOPLE ON THE PRIME TIME. >> James: BUT NOT ALL THE
PEOPLE? WHY?
>> YOU CAN TALK ABOUT TOM CRUISE.
>> James: WE'VE GOT TOM C TOM CRUISE.
IN THE TIME THAT TOM CRUISE HAS BEEN ON THE SHOW, TOM CRUISE AND
I HAVE JUMPED OUT OF A PLANE TOGETHER.
HE HAS FLOWN ME AND FIGHTER JETS.
I TRIED TO START A NEW BUSINESS ON THE RIVER THAMES CALLED TOM'S
CRUISE, WE HAVE REENACTED HIS WHOLE FILM CAREER AND I WILL SAY
I THINK YOU'LL AGREE THAT WHAT WE HAVE IN OUR PRIME TIME
SPECIAL IS MORE RIDICULOUS THAN ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
>> YEAH, 100%. [APPLAUSE]
>> James: REG, HOW WAS YOUR EASTER?
>> Reggie: OH, I WAS IN LONDON.
>> James: WHAT? YOU BLOW MY MIND WITH YOUR
TRIPS. THAT'S RIGHT, I KNEW THAT.
>> Reggie: CAUGHT SOME CONCERTS, WENT TO THE ABBA
THING. >> James: PRETTY MIND-BLOWING.
DIDN'T ENJOY IT? >> Reggie: HERE'S THE THING,
IT'S AMBITIOUS AND I LOVED IT AND IF YOU ARE A FAN.
>> James: PREDOMINATELY CREATED FOR ABBA FANS.
I THINK WHEN WE PUT TOGETHER A HOLOGRAPHIC SHOW OF ABBA SINGING
HITS, THEY WEREN'T THINKING, HANG ON, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
ABOUT THE NONABBA FANS? I AM GLAD YOU HAD A GREAT TIME.
HOW WAS YOUR EASTER? >> Ian: MY EASTER WAS NOT
EXISTENT, AS I AM JEWISH. >> James: HOW WAS YOUR
PASSOVER? >> Ian: MY PASSOVER WAS
FANTASTIC. WE HAD A LITTLE SEDER IN THE
BACKYARD. >> James: DAVE DROPPED BOMB
TODAY AND THE CREATIVE MEETING. TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR EASTER.
TELL US WHAT YOU ATE, THIS OPENED UP A LOT OF DEBATE.
>> I DON'T THINK IT'S A BOMB. HAM IS A TRADITIONAL EASTER
MEAL. THANK YOU.
>> James: NO, IF ANYTHING, THAT ROUND OF APPLAUSE CEMENTS
WHAT I SAID. >> IT'S A HAM-ASS HOLIDAY.
>> James: YOU ARE CALLING ME OUT ABOUT ASKING HOW YOUR EASTER
WAS AND THEN YOU'RE LIKE "I AM JEWISH."
>> I DIDN'T EAT THE HAM BUT I'VE GOT EYES.
WHEN I'VE BEEN DOING IS OBSERVING ALL OF YOU FOR THE
LAST 38 YEARS OF MY LIFE POUNDING HIM AFTER HIM IN HONOR
OF THE BABY JESUS. OR WHATEVER.
>> James: I AM PRETTY SURE THIS WASN'T THE BABY JESUS.
OTHERWISE, THAT CRUCIFIXION TAKES A DARK TURN.
IT'S THAT TIME. IT'S TIME TO GIVE AMERICA WHAT
THEY NEED AND DESIRE. IT IS TIME FOR THE NEWS.
THE PENTAGON IS SCRAMBLING TO DETERMINE THE SOURCE OF ONE OF
THE MOST HIGH-PROFILE MILITARY INTELLIGENCE LEAKS IN DECADES.
MORE THAN 50,000 CLASSIFIED DOCUMENTS HAVE NOW BEEN LEAKED
TO VARIOUS SOCIAL MEDIA SITES. IT'S UNKNOWN WHO OBTAINED
THE DOCUMENTS, WHO LEAKED THEM ONLINE, OR IF THEY'VE BEEN
ALTERED IN ANY WAY AT ALL. BUT BESIDES THOSE MINOR DETAILS,
THE GOVERNMENT KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT'S GOING ON.
YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THIS IS? THE PRESIDENT
IS 80 YEARS OLD. HE PROBABLY CLICKED ONE OF THOSE
FAKE AMAZON EMAILS WHILE HE WAS ON HIS WORK COMPUTER.
BANG, THAT'S HOW THIS HAPPENS. TODAY, THE WHITE HOUSE HOSTED
ITS ANNUAL EASTER EGG ROLL ON THE SOUTH LAWN.
AND THIS YEAR, THEY EVEN UNVEILED A NEW EASTER BUNNY.
HERE'S THE NEW BUNNY RIGHT HERE. THERE HE IS.
THEY NEEDED A NEW ONE BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS WHITE HOUSE EASTER
BUNNY IS CURRENTLY SERVING NINE YEARS FOR HIS ROLE IN THE
JANUARY 6 RIOT. ONCE AGAIN, THIS YEAR'S THEME
WAS "EGG-UCATION." ALTHOUGH BIDEN ALSO MADE TIME TO
ADDRESS "THE EGG-CONOMY" AND HAVE I GOT?
>> Reggie: SIX MORE, HOPEFULLY.
THAT'S IT? >> James: IT'S EGG-CITING.
"SOCIAL S-EGG-CURITY?" LOOK AT THAT PICTURE, THE
EASTER BUNNY. BUT IT'S GOT TO BE A BLOW FOR
VICE PRESIDENT HARRIS TO SEE THAT SOMEONE IN AN EASTER BUNNY
COSTUME HAS GOTTEN CLOSER TO BIDEN THAN SHE HAS DURING HIS
ENTIRE PRESIDENCY. I THINK THEY HAVE MADE THE
MISTAKE HERE WITH THIS BUNNY. THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE
TRADITIONAL BROWN. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
BROWN FUR. PETER RABBIT VIBES.
>> DO YOU THINK THEY SHOULD HAVE GONE PETER RABBIT VIBES?
>> James: STILL AVAILABLE ON BLU-RAY, DVD, AND DOWNLOAD.
MOVING ON. OVER THE WEEKEND,
DONALD TRUMP MADE HIS FIRST PUBLIC APPEARANCE SINCE BEING&
ARRESTED. IN MIAMI.
HERE HE IS, SITTING IN THE FRONT ROW WITH MIKE TYSON, KID ROCK,
AND UFC PRESIDENT DANA WHITE. LOOK, YOU CELEBRATE THE LORD'S
RESURRECTION YOUR WAY, LET TRUMP CELEBRATE HIS WAY.
IT SAYS A LOT ABOUT THE CURRENT STATE OF THINGS WHEN MY FIRST
REACTION LOOKING AT THIS PICTURE IS, "WHY IS MIKE TYSON
HANGING OUT WITH SUCH A BAD CROWD?"
THAT'S RIGHT, MIKE TYSON, KID ROCK, DONALD TRUMP,
AND DANA WHITE. IT'S THE MOUNT RUSHMORE OF
[SHUDDERING] AND DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS?
OVER THE WEEKEND. OVER THE WEEKEND, SOME FANS WERE
EJECTED FROM A LIVE THEATER MUSICAL PERFORMANCE OF
"THE BODYGUARD," AFTER LOUDLY SINGING ALONG TO
"I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU." NOW, WE'VE GOT FOOTAGE FROM THE
INCIDENT. YOU CAN'T SEE ANYTHING, BUT
BELIEVE ME YOU CAN HEAR IT.
OKAY, BUT HOW WAS THE REST OF THE BACHELORETTE WEEKEND?
THAT'S HOW FAST THINGS CAN CHANGE.
THEY WENT FROM SINGING THE BODYGUARD TO BEING TACKLED BY
ONE. AND FINALLY, DOES EVERYONE
REMEMBER BILLY McFARLAND, THE CREATOR OF FYRE FESTIVAL,
WHO WAS SENTENCED TO PRISON FOR FRAUD?
WELL, GUESS WHAT. LAST NIGHT HE TWEETED:
"FYRE FESTIVAL TWO IS FINALLY HAPPENING.
TELL ME WHY YOU SHOULD BE INVITED."
TELL ME WHY YOU SHOULD BE INVITED.
I LIVE MY LIFE BY ONE SIMPLE PHILOSOPHY.
IF JA RULE IS OUT, I'M OUT. IT'S AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY.
FYRE FESTIVAL TWO PROMISES GREAT MUSIC, A PARTY ATMOSPHERE.
PLUS THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE INTERVIEWED FOR MULTIPLE
DOCUMENTARIES ABOUT HOW IT TURNED OUT TO BE A COMPLETE
DISASTER. HAVE YOU HEARD THE LINEUP?
A BTS COVER BAND, A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF BEYONCE,
AND STEVE FROM "THE LATE LATE SHOW" BAND.
AND THAT ISN'T BILLY McFARLAND'S ONLY BIG IDEA.
TO GET PEOPLE OUT TO THE VENUE, HE'S ALSO STARTING A CRUISE LINE
IT'S CALLED "TITANIC 2. HEY, IT CAN'T SINK TWICE!"
AND THAT'S THE NEWS! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH ALLISON JANNEY, BRETT GOLDSTEIN,
AND BRYAN CRANSTON!