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What's up beautiful people? It is your homegirl, Ms. Shameless,
all up in your building! And it's that time of the month --
it's Valentine's! Ah!!
And I have a gift from me to you,
#singlegirlproblems, this video.
So if you feel it, make sure you like this video.
I am also hosting a giveaway! A huge, major giveaway.
Read the info box. I'm doing it through it Juniper.
I have all the info at the end of the video.
But it's a flirt kit video on how to get your flirt game on,
get out of singlehood and into -- Oooo! [laughs] Okay.
You're going to watch this video I did with my girl Shannon,
and it's all the tips on how to flirt.
But until then, we're going to bond in misery
over our problems because why? It feels good.
[♪ ♪] [keyboard typing]
When you have a slightly
abnormal relationship with non-human forms,
i.e. your plants.
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It's that time of the week, Benny!
How you doing Benny? It's watering time at Jurassic Park.
You be lookin' real lush these days.
La-la-la-la.
[baby talk] I love you, you're so happy, you treat me so right.
[slow motion] Nooooooo.....
Benny! Talk to me. Don't die Benny!
No, I'm going to figure this out,
I'm going to fix this.
I'm not going to let you down, Benny, I love you.
[♪ dark music]
When all your friends be braggin' about Bae,
and you're just sitting here.
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Look, this was us on New Years.
Look at what we did, we made this terrible painting,
but it was so fun.
You guys are so adorable.
We don't want to go out, why --
People always go out, right,
let's just stay at home and enjoy each other's company.
#RelationshipsGoals! Hello? So cute! Show Maya.
[record scratches] Yeah, it's cute.
You guys do that?
Yeah, we did, it's pretty --
It's so cute!
Oh girl, wait.
Can I show you this guy I'm going on a date with tonight?
Ooo...
Look at that hotness.
- He's handsome. - His eyes, right?
Yeah!
Oh, you guys look, look at how well my plants are doing.
Oh my gosh!
I gave them some plant food and they're like growing.
Green, so green.
Maya you have the best relationship
with your plants, ever.
- Super-healthy. - I had a plant once.
But wait, back to my date, real quick.
Um, yeah, like he's so swaggy,
I don't even know what to wear. I'm so excited.
And then there's this other dude.
[girls speaking in fast-forward]
Is that a word, swaggy?
Maya, come back! You haven't even seen this other guy.
Oh, she's feeding her plants.
When your girl blows you off
when you were supposed to have a girl's night out!
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[♪ upbeat music] Mm-mm-mm. Woo! Okay.
Let me find out where she's at.
You good for time? Mm-mm-mm.
Mmm, you're going to get one tonight, girl.
[♪ upbeat music]
[♪ dark music]
It says "read!" You read my text.
Answer...my text.
[♪ dark music]
[record scratches]
[♪ upbeat music]
[record scratches] [♪ dark music]
[♪ dark music]
No, no, no, no, she's my girl. She's going to come through.
[inhales sharply] She wouldn't do that to me.
She needs to get her a man, oo-oo.
Would she? Would she do that to me?
[phone ringing] [♪ soft romantic music]
Answer your phone!
OPERATOR: No one is available to take your call,
please leave a message.
[♪ dark music] Oh.
I went to voicemail.
[whining] I'm going to bed and watch a movie with Jacky!
When you ain't got nowhere to go, so you stay-in,
Netflix and chill with you and your dog.
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[♪ scary music] No, no... [screams] Jacky, hold me!
[fart] Oh! Ugh, ugh,
[whining] I have no one to hold me
and my dog just tooted in my face.
[barking] No...
[squealing] Jacky come back, Jacky!
This has got to be the best one, guys,
it's Valentine's Day and you're in the office
and everybody is getting flowers and chocolates, but you.
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Good afternoon, ladies. I got some gifts for you.
Happy Valentine's Day.
We got one for Nati,
we got one for Tyeal,
and got one for Leah,
and we have one for...
[slow-motion] Mmm....Maria.
Maria. [crickets]
No Maria?
[coughing] Okay, you guys have a great day.
Happy Valentine's Day.
GIRL: Valentine's Day rocks, right?
Our boyfriends are so thoughtful.
I love chocolate.
[Maya crying] [♪ sad music]
[ding]
[♪ intense music]
Yes...
I love me. One dozen and a giant bear.
[glass breaks] [♪ happy music]
Hi guys, I'm back! I got a big one for Maya, Maya?
That's me!
Oh, here we go.
Right here, right here!
GIRL: Maya, who sent you that?
Oh my God, thank you. I don't -- I have no idea who it's from.
Oh my God!
MAN: Someone must really, really love you.
MAYA: Okay!
GIRL: That's the biggest teddy bear I ever saw.
- Have a good one. - Okay, okay!
GIRL: I didn't even know you had a boyfriend.
MAYA: I don't know, I'm loved!
I don't know by who though. Yours are so cute.
- Yours are so cute. - Whatever, forget this teddy.
[grunting]
Haters, haters, haters, haters...
#singlegirlproblems
Comment below and let me know what your problems are,
whether you're single, married, dating.
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and it's a rewards site,
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single girl problems.
Any time you like a video, all of that.
Make sure you guys are subscribed.
Hit the notification button, which is the little bell
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And I will see you in the next video, boo.
Happy Valentine's Day!
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