- I don't know, I thought this was a game.
- The BIG CHEW!
(upbeat pop music)
- Big League.
- Yeah, it's kind of...
- It better be good.
- It'll have a nice baseball packaging on it.
- Of course it will, yeah.
- I don't know, I thought it'd be something chewy.
- Chewy!
Chewing gum is the chewiest of all chewy things!
(upbeat pop music)
- I told you there'd be
baseball on it! - You were right.
- It's gonna be like the bubblegum stuff
that you got when you were a kid!
- Oh, it's not even individually.
It's all, ugh.
It looks like spaghetti that's gone off.
- I think I like it.
- It's like cheese strings of bubblegum.
- It looks like something out of Japanese tentacle porn.
- And that's maybe why I like it.
- Oh, what?
- It's like noodles!
Chewing gum noodles!
- Ah, here, lads, come on now.
- Is that...
- You could've made this one big, long stringy thing,
and you didn't, you just made it little fucking worms.
- Yeah, I'm gonna do one of these and just see what happens,
we're gonna tread carefully here.
(laughing)
- Are you ready?
- Ugh.
- It's like I'm eating loads of worms.
- The flavor is already gone from this.
- Mm-hmm.
- It's just a massive shit in my mouth.
(laughing)
- It's just soft, chalky mush.
- I really like the flavor,
it brings me right back to being a kid.
- Oh, you got it.
- Do you want to go to the...
Do you want to go to the park?
(laughing)
Is that it, is that how you do it?
- Yeah, that's it exactly.
- I'm an expert flirt.
- That was serious.
That was at least three inches.
- Yeah!
Yeah!
You got two there, it looked like an arse.
(laughing)
- I blew an arse.
(laughing)
(upbeat pop music)
- Swinging sour apple.
- Yes!
Ha-ha!
- Why are these lads all so aggressive?
- They're quite angry.
- It says this is the number one selling
shredded bubblegum in the world.
- No, no, it's the only one.
- Yeah, that's what I'm just thinking.
- The only shredded...
- If you're the only one in that competition,
then it doesn't really matter.
- Because the last one was so bubblegum-y,
this is gonna be like, whoa, sour, sour.
- I hope so, because I think that'd be really nice.
- Mate, you're just...
- No, it just keeps falling apart.
- I'd love to see you eating spaghetti.
(Lolsy laughs)
- Okay, they're sour.
- Yeah? - Yeah, yeah.
You know when you get that sour hit,
that somewhere on your face hurts.
- Does it actually taste something this time?
- Yeah, there's more flavor in it.
- It's very sour.
That was pleasant.
- I like this.
- I like these ones.
Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
It feels like the flavor's gonna last me five hours
compared to the last one.
- Just call it apple.
- Yeah.
- That's fine.
If you said apple, I'd be like, "Yeah, great."
- I'm enjoying this.
Despite my face.
- Yeah. (laughs)
- It's better than pulling it out one paper at a time
and unwrapping the chewing gum.
- You're having a lot of fun with this.
- Or you just get a chewing gum
and you're like, "Here's chewing gum."
This, you're just stringing about the place.
- I'm kind of realizing now, though,
bubblegum has no real purpose.
- Bubblegum is an entry-way drug for chewing gum.
(laughing)
- That was so anti-climactic.
(upbeat pop music)
- What's with all the sports people on candy products?
- Another aggressive man, look at him.
- It's so, "Hi, do you want another chew?"
- Why's that?
What are you trying to...
You trying to masculize chewing gum or bubblegum?
Why?
How small is your dick, let's talk about it.
- I can smell it, it smells like cotton candy, what?
- That smells amazing.
- That's crazy, man.
- Look at how blue they are.
- That'll do you, yeah. - That's too much,
that's far too much.
(laughing)
- That's the perfect amount now,
you're gonna get a bubble the size of your own head.
- Oh, God!
- [Man] Does it taste like cotton candy?
- It kind of does, but do you like cotton candy in general?
- Not really.
- That is so sweet.
- Is it? - Yeah.
- No.
Not getting...
I just taste the powder off this one.
- I hate this.
- The smell was incredible.
Didn't live up to flavor.
- It's a bit bland, isn't it? - Yeah.
- It just tastes like I got off a funfair ride
that went way too fast and vomited up my candyfloss.
- It's a low bar that it has to clear,
but it's pretty bad.
- It's, yeah.
Yeah, these were better.
- A lot of chewing is all right, isn't it?
- Not gonna lie,
my jaw is starting to hurt from chewing all this. (laughs)
- I haven't had bubblegum since
I got my tongue pierced as well,
and it's proving to be quite difficult to manage. (laughs)
- Oh, that was big!
That was big.
- That was amazing. - We're getting there now, eh?
(upbeat pop music)
- More.
Oh, great.
Oh, great, there's more.
- Okay, I know this might sound really stupid
because they're made from the same thing,
but this does smell like wine.
Not just grape, it smells like wine.
- Does it?
- Americans have this thing with grape flavor
and they have grape soda, they have obviously grape gum,
they have grape-flavored sweets.
And I don't think I've ever had a grape
that tastes like that.
- Oh, it smells like bad wine, it smells like chardonnay.
- 'Cause they're delish if that's what they taste like.
- Oh!
(Justine laughs)
That was a good one.
- That was amazing, it burst all over your face.
- It is more sour. - Yeah.
- It's nice.
That perfume of grape is just something that I think
us Irish people aren't used to,
so it's not very pleasant.
- We're not used to perfume.
- Doesn't taste like a grape at all.
- It's not as bad as the last one.
- Do you know what, no,
it actually makes me miss the days of candyfloss gum.
- (laughs) Really?
- Those bygone eras of five minutes ago.
- But I'm having more fun with them than anything else,
I want to make a really big bubble.
- Yeah.
- I think that's what's making them attractive to me.
- Sort of gum, isn't it?
Oh, well done.
- Fun for kids, I'd say.
(gum pops)
- Yeah, fun for parents, cutting it out of kids heads.
- I like the amount or quantity
of chewing gum you're getting.
I want...
- Yeah. - Let's go, boys.
(Justine laughs)
- Well, my face is all sticky,
and I didn't expect my day to end that way.
- [Man] Justine, would it make you want to try baseball?
- Holy shit, man!
Woo!
That was a bubble and a half!
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Ooh.
(hisses) It's the wrong end.
(laughing)