Stand back! I've got this guy!
Nevermind.
Anybody order a fucking Jarvan Pizza Supreme!? Extra fuckers in the middle!?
That'll be $5.99!
Excuse me, Captain Fagerino, But this is where the Jaaaaarvan goes! Eheheheh!
Boinky bounce! Wooo!
Never stood a chance--
GRAVES!
Never stood a chance!
Get out of my sight!
Leona, wha--
Wha-- Le--
No, no--
Ya never stood a fucking--!
Riven, can I interest you in the old SWITCHEROONI!!!
Boinky bounce! Get back here!
BOOM! Double kill!
Do I see Triple? Tell me!
DO I SEE TRIPLE? TRIPLE KILL!
Do I see Pentakill?!? Huh, Xin??
Do I see that Penta--
Pentakill, baby! Penta--
Shoot me, Vel'koz! Ehehehe!
Shoot me right in my stupid donkey face!
Buh buh buh buh buh! Ruh ruh ruh ruh--
Ah-ruh ruh ruh ruh buh buh buh buh
Buh-hahahahaha!
Hahahahaha!
Hahaha!
Eu-huehuehue!
Ohhoho, hohoho!
Hyehyehye!
HUHUHUHU
Aaaaaaaa--
Holy shit, I got a kill! Can you say "comeback time"?
KAAAAAAA
BAAAAA
OOOOOO
*screams*
--Fucking flamingo!
Aaaaand we win. It's as simple as that, folks.
It's really as simple as that.
Ooooh, look at this, he's AFK!
Now is my time to strike-- Oh, he's typing.
*laughs* He's typing "Holy fuck, it's Dunkey"!
*laughs*
"Dunkey kill, baybeeeeee!"
"You bitch son!"
Awww that's so cute! She just wants to get a picture with me.
I'm her hero, she looks up to me. Come on, Ahri.
Come-- Come right over here, I'll getcha a nice picture.
You fucking RRRRRETARD! BAHhahahaha--
Alright, yeah, you got moves,
Ok, there's three of y'all, alright...
You know what, I'm outta here. I'm done.
OOPS! I'm sorry Jinx!
Did I block your shitty gate with my fucking boulder move, you bitch!?
You know what, you guys gonna play like this?
I'm outta here. I don't put up with that shit.
Wow. A Caitlyn, really? A Caitlyn? I'm done.
I'm done with this, I'm outta here. See ya guys.
Shkee-HA! Fite me!
Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! *laughs*
Ooh, he's got big balls. He's got big balls on this guy.
Ooh, this guy's got some fuckin' cha-chas, I'll tell you that--
AAAAAAAAA
pfft-AHHHH! WOO!
AAAAAAA-- DIE!!!
I WIN!!! I win, baby!
Can you say ba-da-bing,
I'm outta here.
Actually,
YOU'RE outta here! I changed my mind!
BA-DA-BING!
*Dunkey mimes sound effects*
Here I go, baby!
WOOOOOHOOOOOOO
YEEEEEEEAHHH--
I'm gonna kill this bi-- Actually,
Actually, I'm outta here. I don't fight animals.
She doesn't know.
She d-- DAMNIT! *laughs* Goddamnit!
KILL ME, EH!?
D-- Aww, you ruined it!
Aww-- Wait a m-- KILL ME, EH!?
BOOOM! Get the hell outta--
[Grzzed]: He's good, I love Drake.
[Dunkey]: WHAT?! [Grzzed]: Yeah!
[Dunkey]: Man, fuck Drake! [Grzzed]: NO, FUCK YOU!
[Dunkey]: WELL, FUCK YOU! [Grzzed]: CUZ I LIKE DRAKE!!
[Dunkey]: Fuckin' Drake sucks dragon dick!!
[Grzzed]: Yeah!? Heard his good songs!?
[Other friend on Skype]: He was like, "I'm different, yeah, I'm different".
[Grzzed]: Nah, he wasn't different.
*Dunkey, Leah and Grzzed giggling*
[Dunkey]: That's Drake!!
[Grzzed]: That's not Drake! That's not--
[Dunkey]: I still hate him from his first album,
Fuckin' Drake and Josh, with JonTron.
BA-DA-B-- Oh, actually, this is gonna take a while.
Gimme a little bit, Darius. There we--
It's good thing I brought my die move for this!
You know what Jarvan, I'd love to stay here and die,
But actually, I'M OUTTA HERE
OH
NO
EH--
I'M OUTTA HERE! And that's why they call me King Dunkey, ladies and gentlemen.
Because I always get the last la-- Oh god.
Oh shit, Nononononono--
AAAAAAAAAAAAAND
I'M OUTTA HERE