Tzz Baby..!!!
[ad-lib singing] Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.
Oh man, if this doesn't sell it, nothing will.
No need to check your eyes. Yes the games is that blurry.
Tzz Baby !!!
Welcome to Tour de France 2009.
[ad-lib singing] Racin' on bikes.
This looks like fucking hell on Earth, right?
What is...Whats? What does all of this mean?!
What is this?
I'm all over this.
Holy Shit. I have no idea what any of this means.
WHAT? NO ARMSTRONG. WHERE THE HELL IS HE?
If you haven't figured this out yet, Tour de France 2009 is a recommend game.
And it's probably a piece of shit.
Because why else would you recommend a game that's 6 years old.