- So, I appreciated my dad's advice.
He did something for me.
I decided to do something for him.
He was like, "Hey, can you fix my computer?"
And I was like, "Sure,"
but I don't know how to fix his computer,
I'm just younger than him.
So I was like, "All right."
So I head on back to the computer room,
that's what he calls it, the computer room.
It's the room where the computer is.
It's the computer room. What else are you gonna call it?
(audience laughs)
It's mostly just rugs, and you know,
like, black light posters and stuff.
So I go back there, fire up his computer,
it turns on and I'm like,
"Let me see if I can use his Google
to trying to figure out how to fix his computer."
You ever have one of those moments in your life
where things like, slow,
and you're just like,
you're just on a different plane
and you kind of forget that you exist,
for just a moment, you forget where you are,
what's happening, when it is, you forget
just long enough to be given a tremendous gift.
This happened to me when I turned on my dad's Google.
I forgot for just long enough
that I was not on my computer,
I was on my dad's computer, (audience laughs)
and I was not using my Google,
I was using my dad's Google.
I didn't have my Google search history in front of me,
I had my dad's Google search history in front of me,
and I forgot just long enough to go tearing right in there.
I just slammed that cursor into the search bar,
and my dad's search history just was presented to me,
just given to me as the greatest gift I've ever received.
I got to see what my dad would search for
when he was given a machine
that could give him infinite possibility,
through all of space and time,
to look up whatever he wanted
with nobody else around.
Just him and his creator, just hanging out,
just him and Google, and infinite possibility,
and I was given the opportunity to see what that was,
and my dad searched for, all alone,
just him and the computer,
similar to the way I found myself currently,
my dad
searched for,
in his Google, (audience laughs)
all alone,
he searched for
boobs. (audience cheering)
Just boobs.
Just boobs, man, you know what I mean?
There's something beautifully innocent about that.
Like, part of me thinks maybe he thought
it was a calculator, you know? (audience laughs)
Just having fun, you know?
Like, just boobs, just boobs, just boobs.
And I was like, we see eye to eye,
we see boob to boob, you know?
We see boob to boob.
I'm a boob man, too!
I'm the son, the other hand, you know?
(audience cheers)
But my favorite part, my favorite part of this
is that his first search was boobs,
and then his next immediate search
was big boobs, (audience cheers)
which means he got some results!
And he was like, "Get these outta here. What?"
Why would you even,
What does this plus button do? (audience laughing)