Hey guys
Before the video starts just want you to know that I do have a tan line on my foot because I wore flip-flops to Hawaii
So let's not talk about it. Okay. Hey
I'm never gonna do that again. I'm sorry that was cringing. My name is flashback meri today rest in peace James Charles
We looked a good two years on the internet
anyways
you guys know I
Paint a lot on this channel like in a very unhealthy amount and if you've been to Frederick's art camp
You should know that Frederick has this tendency
to not only speak in third person but to break his back a lot while editing and
Painting he doesn't really have a table
So we kind of leans forward like this and paints for a while until you know, he can do this. Oh
Yes, just release all those demons all of that stress from AP exams this one is for the slow lady on route 38
So my dad decided it was time for me to get a drafting table. If you don't know what that is
Basically, you've got to adjust your table so you don't have to break your back wall painting so quick story time
He initially got it. And what happened was he decided to build it?
And I was like dad my content looks to endure
I was so looking forward to this cuz it's like a new chapter in Frederick Tarkin
You know, we're upgrading, you know a Frederick's our camp
We actually care about your health, you know, you're not gonna get scoliosis at age 16 or something
but the thing is my dad of all people my dad noticed this and he's like who
decided to injure my sons table, but the thing is like that's literally not a big deal at all because
You paint over it drafting tables aren't known for being pretty like they you get paint all over it
You're expected to ruin it
but like the true cheap Asian he is he wanted to get
The highest quality even though those discounted already on Amazon
He contacts them and they said oh we'll send an on board in but let me just show you the package bitch. Does this
look like
Just the board to you
I'm gonna carry that all there up the stairs and this is like my height the first time this book
a
Few minutes later. I already had her bring the first dragon table box in so I know how heavy that felt
Let me tell you right now if it was just a wooden board. It would be ten times larger than this
Amazon fucking sent a new drafting table and my mom was so happy
It was like every cheap Asians dream buy one get one free. So I have a table that needs assembly
I have a camera that needs to record a video. I have two hands not a lot of strength
Let's fucking Bob the Builder this shit. I should have named myself. Fix-it Felix. Oh, that was a missed opportunity, right?
Alright, let's get this started. We got to move everything without a prepares the building station. Don't play with knives kids
remember always cut towards your body because if you miss
You hit your body instead of the beautiful tapestry that you got for $10. Clearly. I have my value set straight. Yeah
She's going down. Oh my god every time there's another box. Alright, we're good
Why do you watch me for these jokes like
First of all, we recycled these cuz ain't no Asian gonna read the steps
We'll figure this how along the way I have a reference point. Oh, that's good
Alright I see this is like some some paint holders
except how do you hold paint if they're just gonna fall through so we have some boxes where you know our pencil and
Useless piece of styrofoam we have the wheels to the table that make it roll
Get ready with me while Frederick spends two hours trying to build something
Not the tapestry my Russian piano teacher would very much enjoy this
That every Asian parent out there would really enjoy this right now. Oh, look how cute this is. Oh my god
It's like a little DIY thing see this that's iconic this
Probably useless but we're gonna use it. Look at my wrench. I am Bob the Builder
These are a lot of tabs to keep on all the people who have betrayed me
This one is from my ex my other ex my third ex
For the guys who didn't like me for the guy who turned out to be straight and for the guy who already had a boyfriend
As a cancer you personally attacked me because you did not like me better. These are
Miniature chairs, I'm gonna make a stapler no way
Oh
Mmm makes it adjustable guys. Why does it look like teeth? Why does it have to look like an alligator? Oh,
I'm falling again. We have some Tasers. Oh my god really letter in the alphabet
Those could all fall behind me right now by the way, and then we have some ladders. Oh, no. No, it's a frame guys
I'm the art. Oh my god. I'm spending a lot
Oh
Let's not do that again for you. Oh my god. What if this is scratched again?
And then we get a third board
Now where are the instructions? All right, so we have about
45 parts two holes in the rear hope whoa. All right step one
We're gonna do the roller things so rollers go on the bottom of these
I'm not doing this right am I?
I'm learning so much guys. Oh my god. This would probably come in handy if I use the common screw
This is soda it
explained to me how I'm gonna use this went into this then oh
My god, okay. Alright, if you don't like metal noises you better click off right now
Okay, stop one now that I know how to actually cut them in
I'm just gonna do this really quick and I'm really quick. I mean very slowly I have to hold it like this
Okay, so we got one half of it done we're gonna get the other one now, alright
Done. Next step is I'm seen I'm looking I'm understanding so I should take one of the whipping sticks and then
Stand this up. So I'm gonna be attaching this and then the other parts gonna be others that got it got it
We're gonna take a fatass
Watch I'll bend to it. It's not how been doing it that's stupid will do again
Aha why aren't you
Screw all of these
I'm a good influencer. Yeah, oh we're gonna be trained for a while
See you in a few do belly balling. We need to lay down. Oh my god
I have to make sure I turn this so it actually lay it straight
I'm unscrewing it out. No righty-tighty
lefty-loosey make sure it's
Straight enough to me but who am I to know what Strait is? Yes, very heterosexual and then we have to
Fuck dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit this
Goes here ruining my life right now one eternity later. I'm almost done. Oh
I don't know. That sounds so good. But I think that is the indication that I am done
So that is not even all of step one done. So I've gotten
Mostly everything I just have to test the alligator clip to it. So Oh
No
See these fucking holes, they're suppose to be in here for the clip. That's what they meant by rear frame
I'll be back much later. All right, we're done. I got the two holes on the top of it. Now we have to
Just so I don't mess this up I'm gonna go double check over there don't really use my teeth
So I'm just gonna so we placed this
Here. Oh my god. There's a wrench stuck in the chair. Oh, no. Oh no. No, no
No, this got stuck inside the frickin wheel. I can't
Then I have to magically put four screws under popping balance right there I
Was about to say there's got to be a smaller version of the wrench. Oh
I'm turning it the wrong way. That's why it's loosening. No, no, no other way
I kind of got one done except I lost the other bolt now. No, no
I was sitting on it. Okay, we're done
You're finished all of step one
Notice how I'm looking worse and worse by the minute because I'm sweating a lot except I can't unclothed myself because demagnetization
Oh, oh, we're putting the attachments on. Okay, I see Oh
No
Let me just show you what happened Frederic decided to switch one and to see these poles. Yeah, I thought they were identical
No turns out you have to put a screw in the middle of one of these poles and it is supposed to be
Right here, except it's right here. It was one hole. Why? No, how am I supposed to see one hole?
Much much Nate maybe it's because it's 10 o'clock at night. But literally you see
This one more time
Much much much later. My body is about to die and my back is break-in
But it's all gonna be worth it because I'm almost done
Alright, let me read carefully for once to enter this right here. Wait. Okay. Now that this whole thing is done I can go. Oh
Okay. So basically I'm gonna put this right here and then you're gonna put another one back there. Take a screw any screw
Cat-like reflexes dude. This thing just went into my eye and just grazed it
I mean to the back first. So the front is easier use that critical thinking Frederick
So how do you screw these in I don't see any tools for me right now. I'm tired
I don't want to ask my dad right now
Okay, maybe I want to ask my dad. That's right. God this should not be that hard to turn
Actually need screech ever. Oh my god. I'll be back dude. Do I have a school? Oh
My god I hit fits there here no, no that does not feel right that does not feel
Correct at all. Are they sure you're supposed to use this. I feel like I'm gonna break it
I really feel like I messed it up. Yeah, that does not feel right. Oh my god. Okay. I'm turning to sideways
Clearly you've not one to work with you
There's definitely a dent in the wall back here. But good thing the tapestry will remain there. I have a screwdriver
This is a screw do your job. How about you do your freakin job?
Yeah, honestly feel like I'm about to break it
Today I'm calling in the dad always nuts about hard case screw
Necessarily to basically the immediately heart are you sure you're supposed to be so wok what you're not to go ahead
Yeah hard to walk but hard the Inc. I'm a party girl
Okay, so I'm gonna do my dad told me push as hard as I can wall aligning it gonna get another piece. I
Think I lined up pretty crooked Lee but it's okay
Yeah, okay
Alright, oh my god, it did something. So that part is done now. I need to get this side
It's this a few minutes later. Do you see how much I'm sweating right now? That ain't it that ain't it?
We have to insert screws into here. You just make sure I'm not like bending that
Oh, yeah
But I think I can listen like in this spray that a lays flat
Next I'm gonna actually die cuz I have to put eight of these on here. Oh, the Lord is testing me
This is a test from God himself
He said if you can do this Frederick
You can graduate college you can get a degree. You can get a job. You can pay your taxes. Oops
That is not straight. Let me redo that
I don't know if I can redo it because it's wood but we're gonna try anyways, you know what that's the best
It's gonna be tonight. So let's keep going numero dos didn't even try to align it and it just did it perfectly. Excuse me
I'm not really comfortable with this sorcery number three
I just put a flat on the wall Oh, oh my god, if I don't get buff for prom after this
I'm assuming we're done halfway there
Back off wait that six. This was five
Focus the screw where is screwed I can confirm
I'm not that good of a builder. There is a 200 percent chance that there isn't dent in the small right now
So, how am I supposed to do this last step again? Oh my god
right four bolts six bolts actually fuck
There okay, okay and more bolts in
It's gonna be like, why are you still working on this? All right it took me one hour should be taking you to master
I'm going to gently squeeze in two more left. Whoa. Oh
I'm gonna do this behind here and you're gonna see their final result one bolt
What did I do that I made a fully functional
Table I put the decor on
Whoo, I can't believe I managed to do
basically all of this post for the thumbnail I
Don't know where to put that one. I'm still thinking about it
I'm just staring at it right now
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