Hi alright guys i'm back with James and we are in the wilderness yeah we're not at James
house we are on holiday, a nice little weekend away and we couldn't got away together and
get all emotional without thinking of giant food and yourselves us so what are we making
man we are gonna make a giant oreo America's favourite biscuit or cookie you've got black
on white on black action we're gonna bring it to your kitchen big style good times let's
do it.
Right folks we're in the chalet it's not just James it's not just arts and crafts Frank
it's Michelle too hi there's about 12 or so others in another chalet but we want to bust
this out as quick as we can so we can enjoy our time in this place where magic and fantasy
happens yeah i'm good man we've got a nice kitchen set-up here we're just gonna get cracking
right?
yeah let's get cooking.
Right what are we doing, Frank has just chopped up some butter I was tearing into the cubes
but obviously Frank uses a knife you'll notice during this video that Frank's confidence
in front of the camera will enhance today because it's like you James actually the first
video I did with him it was like 'hi i'm James' and now he's like 'Hi i'm James!!'
He might come out of his shell today I can see it he's the brains behind the operation
you alright we're just gonna cream the butter and sugar together using a mixing bowl we
haven't got all our adaptors and tools proper old school washing up bowl with a big spoon
so yeah that's coming together lovely in a washing up bowl that does kind of look like
yellow play-doh it feels like sand does smells like cigarettes tastes like cigarettes sorry
Forrest Gump references will come again got any to say John nah not yet i'll have to Google
it lieutenant Dan.
so yeah coming together we're gonna make this huge cookie using these pizza moulds that
we got from the supermarket as a sort of base template thing we've got people to feed people
are hungry right.
There's quite a few of us there may be some random characters popping up.
*unchained melody plays* ah Jame's butter's done now mate, yeah it's
on my t-shirt.
Right folks James has done an amazing job on the creaming of his butter oh my god like
butter whatever it's looking so good but now we're gonna get down on the worktop surface
thing some flour yeah?
we're gonna bring it together now that the ghost moment has gone 2kg of fine quality
flour oh yeah only the best will do.
So a massive well there Ed how are you doing man i'm good mate i'm good, message for all
the fans worldwide you appeared in the giant marshmallow video not it was the man muscles
in the rolo wipe that god damn caramel from the lid!
Um ok we've got a massive well in our flour and we're gonna just crack some eggs gonna
get a close-up on your hands there James very sensual he looks like a hand model doesn't
he yeah just don't show anything but that hands nothing but the hands oh my god.
We're just mixing it all in this is tough we've added in ten eggs we'll add some milk
in a minute 2kg flour how much was the security deposit.
We're just adding a little bit of cocoa powder on there making it look more realistic.
Starting to look more like an oreo now pretty much we can put it together right now really
but we'll keep going just for your viewing pleasure.
You always need a bit of lubrication when your making a giant biscuit so here comes
some milk from the long pour.
I've got a sexy close-up of your hands now we need to get some more cocoa powder don't
we.
Ed have you showed them your hands?
So my hands were dolled up a little bit last night I now have blue fingernails someone
may have fallen asleep when a little bit merry last night and I now have lovely pretty nails.
This isn't a make-up tutorial video Ed it's a cooking video not make-up today please it's
an everything video that's gonna be one big slab my nails are pretty.
Oh that was a squelch that was a squelch love that sound.
Obviously the benefit of making things on such a big scale you have some leftovers and
we've managed to make something that looks a little bit like poo so maybe we'll prank
our friends later on.
Check this out this is coming together get right in there look at that we've just gotta
darken it up some more and we're getting there it's coming together.
Sam watch the egg shell Sam's now having a go passing the oreo it's got real dark Barry's
made a mess of the sink look at that it's dedication he's breaking sweat hey don't sweat
in it come on sam look at that hand technique look at them guns just the two of us building
oreos in center parcs just the two of us you and I.
Hi welcome to cooking in center parcs so what we are doing now is Frank has come up with
a genius idea of putting his body weight on the template and squishing them down to get
a nice even size so we want to get them an equal size width and stuff so it bakes evenly
so we've got our lines in it guys whacking it on the tray straight in the oven for about
half an hour I reckon just to firm up it's gonna be hours to cool down.
It's the base base buttery biscuit base got out oreo sort of shapes there the guys are
gonna mould into little biscuits right Frank lets go we're putting some foil on the base
of the baking tray here and we'll cut out our oreo designs and stick them on later on.
Mate can you give us a bit of an update cookies are out of the oven yeah chi ching oreos are
ready to go ready for our butter icing and hopefully 5kg icing sugar 4kg butter nice
and healthy in goes the icing sugar the whole lot yeah right guys so we've been making our
filling now the cookies are right down there they need some filling amongst it it's another
ghost moment just icing sugar and butter not too bad right it's good.
Right so we've got our two halves that one has been flipped over the icing is being pushed
in there right mate that is probably a bit much I reckon once it's flattened though it
could look amazing so let's see what it looks like.
Amazing lets just straighten that up a bit and we will get eating this any minute now
once we get our letters boom on there with a bit of icing.
So any minute now that should look like an even better oreo than it does already that
is looking so good.
Righty ho then folks our giant oreo video is all done I hope you enjoyed the video,
it is looking amazing but be careful this is 92,000 calories which is more than our
daily intake together big cookie what do you think Frank sugary goodness yes sugary goodness
he said that at quite a nice pace too SUGARY GOODNESS! (said fast) so if you enjoyed this
video don't forget to give it a thumbs up share subscribe and comment we're gonna get
stuck into this right now we'll see you again next time cheers guys.
*"I want to know what love is"* Right guys this is our little chalet lodge
thing well it's not our there's another one next door but it's full of people right now.
Just walk in and start doing it I reckon James you've done a great job there mate where's
the music!?
This reminds me of the scene from what's it called where he sees aliens close encounter
where he makes a big mountain out of mud doesn't he in the middle of his room you alright?
John's lovely mixing skills there it's raining make it rain I think our security deposit
is potentially going out of the window but this isn't our lodge so we're alright.
*"The power of love"* I think you've got much more fat than me thanks.
Get a little bit more *sniffs* has someone broke wind sorry is that you oh my god.
Yeah what, nah I can't right now i'm busy i'll call you back.
Some people just aint cut out for life on the road.
There's a lot going on *mumbles words* what ho!
It's like you're casting a spell.
Less is more, yeah - bye!
There's only one way to burn off a giant oreo pedalo style whoooo
*"You're the best"* Oooh look at that, jeeze!
Oh spank my bleep and call me jimmy.
That is amazing that is one of the best ones you've done that's 1,000 calories that is
really good biscuit is it amazing here we go folks it's good oh my it is good.
Like a huge pacman.
Is that good?
fantastic.
Is that good?
Barry what can I say i'll have heart disease by the time I finish this it's so good.
Yeah it's really good.
Happy man?
yeah my dentist won't be.
Mrs Barry would like some i'm not sure how much she wants just take a bite out of it
come on Wayne, We did it man!
*"Let it go from Frozen"*