- There's something penetrating our dimension,
and it smells delicious.
- Let's talk about that.
(cheerful music)
Good Mythical Morning!
- Now, while we've traveled many times to other dimensions,
in order to bring back alternative universe snacks,
we've never revealed
where our interdimensional portals actually exist.
- And we're not going to.
- No, I think it's time they knew.
- Really? - Yeah.
- Okay, well, first off,
you already know that our vehicle is a human-sized
lunchbox thermos, available in thermos size
to third degree members of the Mythical Society.
But the portal through which we exit and return is...
You sure you wanna tell 'em?
- Yeah, do it.
- Okay, well, it's the mini fridge in our office.
But it only works when there's ham in there.
- Also, to be completely honest,
there's a portal under this desk,
it's hidden by dust bunnies and dried up Orbeez,
and I didn't wanna say it,
but there's also one in Chase's belly button.
- There's multiple portals.
- Not an Orbee, but another portal.
- There's different places where we can come and go,
and we wish you could join us,
but there's no room in the thermos.
It's time for Multiverse Munchies!
Our mission was as follows:
travel into the multiverse and return with snacks
that do not exist in our dimension.
Mission accomplished.
- We hereby hold these interdimensional snacks
to the same high standard as we do our own snacks,
which is why we're going to try each one,
and then decide if it's from a delicious dimension,
or a snack offension.
- And first up, in this universe,
we have the little balls of dark chocolate
filled with peppermint, known as Junior Mints.
- I love 'em.
- But in another much older dimension that we've discovered,
there is no such thing as the word "junior"
because everyone there is a senior citizen.
That's why they have a popular snack called Senior Mo-Mints.
- Now this thing's very very old, it's very dusty.
Lemme just...
Sorry, but there's a lot of dust on it.
- Davin loved that.
Davin loves that dust humor, don't you?
- Now, might I say, as we begin to try these,
now they're bigger, just so they're easier to grasp.
They're easier to grasp, for older people.
- It's kinda like one of those television remotes,
for the hard of seeing and feeling.
- Can't lose it.
- I mean, buttons that big.
- Now, I wanna, you might be thinking,
just because a universe is older,
doesn't mean that all the people are old,
because how would they reproduce,
don't think that deeply, okay?
We went there, we know what we saw,
we saw a bunch of old people.
- And now we're back, so shut up!
- Yeah, I'll blow some dust on you!
- All right. Here we go.
Hoo, that is minty.
That is minty enough to wake you up from a deep "Matlock"
or "Murder, She Wrote" chair nap.
You know what I'm saying?
- And also, when you get old,
your taste buds have deteriorated-
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- [Rhett] A little bit, so you need that extra punch.
One interesting note about-
- Don't punch senior citizens, though.
- Oh, I wouldn't do that.
One interesting note about this universe,
I don't know if you noticed this when we were there, but,
the national anthem is just the movie "Cocoon."
(crew laughs)
And they play it before every sporting event.
- Cool. - Weird.
- Explain that to me later.
I like these, though.
I'm saying this is delicious dimension?
- [Rhett] Oh, yeah.
- [Both] Delicious Dimension.
- Now we traveled to a very particular universe where,
everything seemed like a big poop joke to us.
But it turns out, it wasn't a joke to them,
they just took everything about poop very, very seriously.
You see, in our universe, we have Pringles.
But in their universe, they have-
- [Both] Dingles.
- Dingles are sweet and savory potato chip clumps,
trapped in, well, let's just take a look.
What I'm saying is, oh my gosh, these,
forgot that, it's Pringle dingleberries, y'all.
- It's Pringle dingleberries.
You know 'em, you love 'em.
Well, you probably don't know 'em,
but maybe you will love 'em.
- Do you wanna?
- And you usually get someone to feed them to you.
You don't feed yourself, it's sort of a buddy system thing.
Mm!
- You can eat the purple hair as well.
- The purple hair, yep.
It's not bad, I kinda like,
it's almost a grape flavor to that.
Which is interesting.
- Grape, salty.
- Do you remember, while we were in this universe,
there was an earthquake, and I was like
"What was that on the Richter scale?"
And they said "Haha, it's not the Richter scale,
it's the sphincter scale."
- Yeah, I remember that.
- It was so weird, I was like "Haha!"
And they were like, "No, no, no,
we're serious, it's the sphincter scale."
- Never look at dingleberries the same way again, will ya?
Now they're gonna make you hungry.
- Do you remember who the president was?
- No, who was the president?
- It was one of the Charmin bears.
Versus Charmin bears.
- Charmin?
- But they say Charmin, there.
It's the toilet paper, but they say the C-H,
they actually pronounce it.
- Now, couple things I wanna point out about the packaging.
Their mascot is clearly straining.
- You can see the original Pringle man is not doing that,
he's just sort of indifferent.
The Dingle man is constipated.
- The Dingle man's trying to make something happen.
And of course,
we brought this packaging back from that dimension,
but if we were to make it here,
Zach told me the way he would make this packaging,
is he would take some Fritos,
and he would chew them up, spit them out,
take a picture of it,
and then Photoshop it as those little Dingle balls.
That's what he said he would,
of course he didn't do that.
He just said he would do that.
- I gotta say, I'm not into this.
- Flavors don't go well together.
- It's a great joke, but in reality.
- It's a bit off-putting.
- [Rhett] Yeah, so it's a-
- [Both] Snack offension.
- If you're perplexed
by these multidimensional masterpieces,
well you know what you can do?
You can stop by the Mythical Kitchen channel and learn,
you can learn all about food from the chefs!
They got recipe videos airing every week,
Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Listen, it is the best food stuff on the internet!
You heard it right here, I just said it!
- Bam! Mythical Kitchen! - Go over there and subscribe,
tell 'em we sent you.
- Okay, now in our universe,
dudes at the gym are all about protein,
protein shakes, protein bars,
and the protein-infused chickpeas!
- Yeah, chickpeas, man.
- But we found a testosterone-filled universe
that doesn't have chickpeas.
But they do have astronomically protein-rich Bro Peas.
Bro Peas are like chickpeas
with protein powder coating them,
and they come in this amazing kettle bell container.
So we got some normal chickpeas here, which I love.
Nice and crunchy, salty.
- What do you think about dipping 'em in protein powder?
Ugh.
Mkay.
They're not better.
- [Link] I think that's vanilla? Vanilla-flavored.
- It's all about the experience, too.
First of all, there's a pickup line in every box.
- What's it say?
- This one says, "Could you spot me
taking you to dinner tonight?"
Get it? Spot me?
- That's a bit of a force.
- And also, in every single box, there's a bro card.
Friend of the show, Joe Manganiello,
he's a Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania man.
- You can collect all of 'em.
- He has, here's some facts about Joe,
he "Has bad eyesight so he wears corrective lenses.
Keep those hazels healthy, Joe!"
Oh, it also has a little thing to say directly to Joe.
(crew laughs)
"Every muscle in Joe's body is well-tuned,
including his vocal cords.
His vocals have been used in at least two studio records.
And Joe DMed the most manly D&D tournaments in Los Angeles.
Kinda nerdy, not gonna lie."
Why has it got commentary about Joe in the facts about Joe?
- So you got...
These are not bad, I mean, you miss the saltiness,
but, I'm sure there's people in this dimension
who would collect these cards,
use that pickup line,
and eat these, because, by the way,
it's not bad.
You get extra protein.
- Do you wanna keep it in this dimension, though,
or do you wanna bring it into our dimension?
Because I feel like, you know,
I think it's got a place, and a time,
and that's not our place and time.
- Why not? You don't like the taste?
- Because it doesn't taste as good
as just regular old chickpeas.
And I already know all about Joe.
- No, it doesn't,
but you can do a workout with the kettle bell container.
All right, I'm not winning this one,
I'm not gonna fight any harder.
- It's pretty light.
Okay, we're saying Bro Peas are-
- [Both] A snack offension.
- In our universe, of course,
we have Orville Redenbacher popcorn,
a brand of popcorn with a funny name.
But we stumbled upon a terrifying universe
that doesn't have Orville Redenbacher popcorn,
but it does have Amityville Redenbacher popcorn,
and I'm very scared right now.
- Yeah, Amityville Redenbacher's gourmet popping corn,
"Once you pop, your life will stop."
- Ooh, scary.
- 100% paranormal, and it takes six minutes, 66 seconds.
- Whoa, so that's seven minutes and six seconds.
Don't do the math.
- So, obviously it's pretty bloody.
Oh, there appears to be a severed finger in here.
- [Rhett] But we actually have some popped
that we're going to try.
- But when you open it-
- Oh, yeah, I forgot about this.
(screaming)
Yeah.
- That definitely came from inside of here.
- Uh-huh, it did.
- Because if I close it...
- If you close it and seal it again,
it'll happen again.
- And then I open it again.
(screaming)
- Yeah, it resets itself.
- So you can tell, it's not-
(screaming)
- Yeah, you have to actually grab the cap.
'Cause it's sealed.
- So, we've got some of this popped, we've got it over here,
and for those who don't know, I mean, not me,
I mean I know, but like, just context for Amityville itself,
I mean, there must, they're inferring there's
some horror connection, but I mean,
they, somebody might not know what that connection is.
- Right, yeah, yeah.
- I mean I do, but for their sake,
you should just point blank tell 'em the connection.
- Well, there's a house where people were killed,
and now it's haunted, but, it's kind of a pretty big deal
in this other universe.
That's what we're talking about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- All right, well-
- Also in this universe, all the Kardashians are goth.
- Oh my god. This is horrible.
What in?
I think this is actually blood.
- Not human, I don't think.
- [Link] It's not good.
- You know what, one piece is all I need.
To know how I feel about this.
- I'm going all the way through with it, but...
- You're gonna eat the whole bowl?
Is that what you're saying?
- Actually, it really hits the moment you swallow.
Something about-
- I still got some in my teeth,
and it's just leeching out blood.
It's leeching out blood in my mouth.
- It's gone, and it's getting worse!
Just like a person.
I mean, a ghost?
- I was like, "It's gone and it's getting worse,"
does that mean you're sad?
"Just like all the people who leave me."
- I was trying to make a ghost reference,
like when the person's gone.
I don't know.
Oh, god. This is horrible. - I do know.
- But it's supposed to be horrible,
so I don't think this is a snack offension,
I think this is, this delivers.
So I'm making an argument, the worse this is,
the more it's a delicious dimension.
- But we're judging it for us,
whether we keep it,
do you not understand the concept anymore?
Like, of course it's great for them,
but do we wanna bring it into our universe?
You gotta remember,
this is the universe where Freddy vs Jason won an Oscar.
Don't you remember that?
We watched the Oscars while we were there.
It was also a different timeline, we were several years ago.
- [Link] So it is indeed a-
- [Both] Snack offension.
- Oh, gosh.
- Okay. What happens when I open up Orville?
Oh, it's sealed.
Yeah, yeah, so, it's sealed for my safety.
- Ow!
(screaming)
- Oh! So, it's even in Orville.
- It was the first one that hurt, but I did it twice
until I realized it hurt.
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