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KENNEDY: WELCOME BACK.
WE ALL KNOW FLORIDA IS CRAZIER
THAN A BABOON ON CRYSTAL METH.
TAKING THE SUNSHINE STATE’S
WEIRDEST HEADLINES AND MIX THEM
WITH A FEW STORIES WE MADE UP,
OUR PARTY PANEL HAVE TO TELL THE
DIFFERENCE.
IT’S TIME TO PLAY AMERICA’S
FAVORITE DRINKING GAME, FAKE
NEWS OR FLORIDA.
THE WINNER GETS AN ALL EXPENSE
PAID TRIP TO A SWINGERS PARTY AT
THE VILLAGES.
BRING YOUR CONDOMS, YEAH.
[LAUGHTER]
THOSE PEOPLE AREN’T GOING TO
PROTECT THEMSELVES.
I LOVE IT, BRAD IS RECOILING IN
HORROR.
[LAUGHTER]
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS GOING TO BE GOOD.
YOU GUYS READY?
>> YEAH, LET’S DO IT.
KENNEDY: HEADLINE NUMBER ONE.
I’M GOING TO READ IT.
IF YOU THINK IT’S FAKE NEWS,
HOLD UP FAKE NEWS, AND TO YOU
THINK IT’S FLORIDA, HOLD UP
FLORIDA, AND I’LL SCORE YOU.
HEADLINE NUMBER ONE, FLORIDA MAN
BREAKS INTO RESTAURANT NAKED,
COOKS FOR HIMSELF AND PLAYS THE
BONGOS.
IS THAT FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA?
>> OH, THAT’S GOT TO BE --
>> IS THIS A TIMED GAME?
WHOEVER GOES FIRST --
KENNEDY: NO.
>> JUST HAVE TO BE ACCURATE.
KENNEDY: BUT I APPRECIATE THAT
YOU WERE FIRST.
>> THANK YOU.
KENNEDY: AND BRAD AND ABBY ARE
ON THE BOARD.
NOT FAKE NEWS.
A FLORIDA MAN CAUGHT CAN ON
SURVEILLANCE VIDEO STROLLING
AROUND A RESTAURANT IN ST. PETE
MAKING -- NAKED COOKING INSTANT
RAMEN.
HE PLAYED THE BONGOS AND LEFT.
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING
YOU’D MAKE UP.
[LAUGHTER]
>> WEARING A MASK.
KENNEDY: NO, HE WAS -- NO, HE
WAS WEARING HIS JOCK STRAP ON
HIS FACE.
SO I DON’T KNOW IF THAT COUNTS.
INSTEAD OF N95 --
[LAUGHTER]
>> ALL RIGHT.
KENNEDY: HEADLINE NUMBER TWO,
FLORIDA MAN FILLS HIS NEIGHBOR’S
POOL WITH $400 WORTH OF INSTANT
COFFEE TURNING THE WATER BLACK
AS REVENGE FOR NOT INVITING HIS
FAMILY TO A PARTY.
FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA.
>> I FEEL LIKE THAT’S TOO NICE
TO BE A PRANK.
I WOULD LOVE A COFFEE-FILLED
POOL.
KENNEDY: BRENBERG, YOU’RE THE
SMARTEST PERSON AT THE TABLE,
AND YOU GOT IT WRONG.
[LAUGHTER]
>> AYE SEEN PEOPLE DO THAT.
>> WAS IT ICED COFFEE?
>> APPARENTLY NOT.
KENNEDY: NEITHER ICE, NOR HOT.
IT WAS NOT ACTUAL COFFEE.
HERE WE GO, BECAUSE YOU’VE GOT
TO RUN.
>> HOW’D YOU GET THAT RIGHT?
>> I DON’T KNOW.
KENNEDY: HE’S BRAD TO LOMB BOW.
YOU DON’T NEED NATURAL GIFTS,
YOU JUST NEED BEAUTY.
JUST HAND HANG ON TO THAT.
HEADLINE NUMBER THREE, FLORIDA
MAN DESTROYS LIQUOR STORE WITH A
FORKLIFT, TELLS POLICE HE WAS
TOLD TO DO IT BY A HOOKAH --
>> BRENBERG FINALLY ON THE
BOARD.
ABBY IS BATTING A THOUSAND.
YOU HAVE THREE SO FAR.
>> ALL RIGHT.
KENNEDY: MATTHEW WOODS JONES
CAUSED $100,000 DAMAGE.
HE TOLD POLICE HIS NAME WAS
ALICE WONDERLAND AND A HOO
CA-SMOKING CATERPILLAR MADE HIM
DO IT.
>> WHERE DID THE CAT CATERPILLAR
GET THE HOOKAH?
>> CATERPILLARS ARE PERSUASIVE.
KENNEDY: NUMBER FOUR, FLORIDA
MAN USES A POTHOLE TO PLANT A
FULLY-GROWN BANANA TREE IN THE
MIDDLE OF A ROAD.
>> THAT’S A GOOD IDEA.
KENNEDY: OH, BRENBERG AND BRAD
ARE NOW TIED!
>> NO!
KENNEDY: BRIAN RAYMOND GOT FED
UP WITH POTHOLES IN THE ROAD.
SO HE MADE A STATEMENT.
IT GOT THE CITY’S ATTENTION, IT
FORCED DRIVERS TO SWERVE.
HE WAS HAILED AS A HERO.
>> A LOT OF BANANAS.
KENNEDY: HERE IS HEADLINE NUMBER
FIVE.
YOU READY?
>> I’M READY.
>> LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN PULL
INTO A TIE WITH ABBY HERE.
>> I’VE GOT TWO.
DON’T CUT ME OFF A.
KENNEDY: BRENBERG, THAT BRAIN OF
YOURS.
>> YES, COME ON.
KENNEDY: FLORIDA WOMAN ARRESTED
FOR ASSEMBLING AND LEAVING A
GIANT WOODEN DOLLHOUSE ON TRAIN
TRACKS SO SHE AND HER 7-YEAR-OLD
COULD WATCH A TRAIN RUN IT OVER.
>> OKAY, NO.
THAT CAN’T BE.
>> FAKE.
>> THAT SOUNDS REALLY REAL.
KENNEDY: WE HAVE A THREE-WAY
TIE.
>> OH, YEAH.
KENNEDY: BRENBERG AND BRAD --
>> I THREW IT ON PURPOSE.
[LAUGHTER]
KEN THE ONLY WAY GAME WORKS.
HERE’S HEADLINE NUMBER SIX.
MARINARA SAUCE CONNECTS FLORIDA
MAN TO CAR BREAK-IN CRIME SPREE
AFTER POLICE FIND SAUCE TRAIL
LEADING FROM DAMAGED VEHICLES TO
EATING FROM.
FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA?
>> FLORIDA.
>> FAKE NEWS.
>> WE’RE GOING TO TAKE THE LEAD
RIGHT HERE.
KENNEDY: YOU HAVE TAKEN THE LEAD
FROM ABBY.
ABBY HAS THREE.
WE’VE GOT A BARN BURNER.
>> I QUIT.
KENNEDY: IT’S OUR LAST QUESTION.
IT IS NOT OUR LAST QUESTION.
>> OH, THANK GOODNESS.
KENNEDY: FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED
AFTER FLYING OVER CROWDED LAKE
WITH WATER-POWERED JET PACK AND
DUMPING PAINT ON BOATS BELOW
HIM.
FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA?
>> SOUNDS A LITTLE FAKE.
>> I’M GOING TO GO WITH FLORIDA.
KENNEDY: BRAD, YOU ARE NOW IN
THE LEAD.
THAT IS A FAKE STORY WE MADE UP.
ALL RIGHT.
THIS IS THE ONE.
IT IS WORTH TWO.
IT IS ANYONE’S GAME.
BRAD, YOU’RE IN THE LEAD WITH 5.
SO, ABBY -- BRIAN COULD WIN, YOU
COULD WIN.
HEADLINE NUMBER EIGHT.
LISTEN CLOSELIMENT JUDGE ORDERS
FLORIDA MAN TO STOP USING POLICE
STATION AS A PLACE TO CHARGE HIS
PHONE AFTER HE DONE SO 41 DAYS.
FAKE NEWS OR FLORIDA.
>> 41, VERY SPECIFIC.
I’VE GOT TO DO OPPOSITE OF HIM,
I’VE GOT TO DO OPPOSITE OF YOU
BECAUSE IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU
AUTOMATICALLY WIN, AND IF I GET
IT RIGHT, I WIN.
THIS IS A STRATEGY PICK.
KENNEDY: AND THE WINNER IS BRIAN
BRENBERG.
THAT WAS FAKE NEWS!
[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATIONS]
>> THAT WAS THE MOST EPIC
COMEBACK VICTORY THIS GAME HAS
EVER SEEN.
I AM WEARING TENNIS SHOES.
>> HE COULD MAKE A QUICK GETAWAY
AT THE VILLAGES.
KENNEDY: THIS IS HOW WE DO IT.
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>> I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO GO TO
THE SWINGERS -- I WORKED THAT
HARD FOR THAT?
KENNEDY: BRENBERG, YOU CRUNCHED
THE NUMBERS AND, BOY, DID YOU --
>> I’M SWEATING RIGHT NOW.
[LAUGHTER]
KENNEDY: OH, JUST WAIT UNTIL YOU
GET THERE.
THOSE LADIES --
[LAUGHTER]
>> IT’S MORE LIKE --
KENNEDY: YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE IT.
IF.
[LAUGHTER]
I LOVE BRIAN BRENBERG.
THAT WAS GREAT REHEARSAL.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU’RE ALL FANTASTIC.