Gavin: Hey, what's goin on over here?
Geoff: Chicken cum!
Ray: Uhh, Ryan's on the Patch...
Michael: He's gonna fuckin eat you.
Ray: Geoff wanted to do something.
I came up with the idea,
hypothetically speaking of course,
to change Ryan's gamertag
from BM Vagabond, which stands for BrownMan,
'cause he's a big fan,
to Haywoodyoublowme.
and, uh, now Geoff is going about it.
Michael: Haywood-ya-blow-me?
Gavin: Do you, do you feel guilty?
Ray: I do.
'Cause he's doing it.
I hope he doesn't do it.
Because someone's gonna take BM Vagabond, like, instantly.
Michael: We need to have someone ready to grab BM Vagabond right now, 'cause...
Gavin: I don't think we do, I think we just give it to the world.
Geoff: NO. Michael: No, YOU think so. Geoff: Michael, you gotta go get on...
Michael: 'cause youre a piece of shit Geoff: ...get on BM Vagabond.
Gavin: That's what I did with Dan.
Geoff: You gotta go get on BM Vagabond right now.
Michael: I gotta fuckin make a whole account first.
Geoff: You do, you do.
But you gotta do it.
Gavin: See if it's available first.
Michael: Ryan is gonna-
yes.
Ray: If he hits enter, doesn't it go through?
Gavin: No! No.
Michael: You don't know! You're just saying no
'cause you want him to do it!
Gavin: No, 'cause it'll say, it'll be like
is this available do you sure
won't it? Always.
Geoff: *laughs* Always.
Ray: I- I don't know!
I thought you had to pay to change your name.
Michael: You do!
Gavin: Yeah, that's why it-
Geoff: Maybe that means it wasn't available?
But why wouldn't it say.
Maybe it's banned, 'cause it's like "Blow Me."
Gavin: What about with a zero?
Michael: I'll get working on the other one.
Geoff: *laughs* The retribution for this is gonna be terrible.
Michael: Nah, it'll be fine.
There won't be retribution as long as we actually don't delete his account.
Ray: Listen- we can't *laughs*
We cannot do this to the man.
Geoff: What?!
Ray: Maybe they can see through the HaywoodYaBlowMe.
It's not going through.
You can be BruskDinosaur78.
Like, realistically, if you're starting up
a fucking, like an XboxLive account
"Aw, dude, yeah, I'll be LiningTag593998,
all my friends will think I'm cool."
Or LyricCracker. *laughs*
Gavin: They're not gonna let "slut" go in.
Ray: ATL Slut *laughs*
Geoff: Dammit!
Michael: Geoff, try-
Ray: Aw, dude! BulkierSphinx12?
*Geoff laughing*
Ray: Can we just all make, like, new accounts
with whatever Microsoft gives us?
Geoff: *gasp*
OHHH I got it!
Ray: I- I wanna be BulkierSphinx *laughs*
Michael: Oh, God.
Or- Or do, like, uh, the cow one.
Ray: No.
Gavin: Try it.
Michael: Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.
Gavin: What?
Geoff: What did it do?
Ray: I dunno.
What if- What if this is all working and
his gamertag's just constantly changing.
Michael: I don't understand.
I dunno.
Geoff: What is the- Give me your milk?
Michael: Fuck- That's what he says.
I think that's on a shirt.
Ray: On a future shirt.
Gavin: I think it's- are they all taken,
is that why it's not going through?
Michael: Yeah, that came out.
The cow shirt?
Ray: Did it?
Michael: Yeah!
Ray: Oh!
Michael: Didn't that come out?
Is that out already?
Gavin: What cow shirt?
Ray: I dunno.
Michael: The fuckin'... milk shirt.
Gavin: There's a milk shirt?
Michael: Yeah, it's- Yeah, don't worry about it.
Ray: That's gotta be taken.
Michael: It's another shirt Ryan hates.
Ray: OHHHH NO.
Geoff: OHHHHHH!!!
Ray: Nope! Okay!
Don't do it!
Geoff: Moment of truth!
Ray: Don't- Do not-
Michael: Moment of truth! This is your call as the boss!
Gavin: You gotta get the other one immediately!
Ray: I'm out. I'm out.
I'm gone.
Mine was HaywoodYaBlowMe-
Michael: To be fair-
Ray: - it was taken, this is all you.
Michael: - I'm doing what Geoff told me.
Look, I have this ready to go,
I got BM Vagabond, check availability,
it's taken right now.
Ray: DON'T DO IT.
Gavin: DO IT!
Do it!
Geoff: I mean, it's CONTENT, right?
Gavin: It's content! This is-
Michael: Oh, for sure. For sure.
Ray: Ohhh my God. Don't do it.
I had to open my big fuckin' mouth!
Geoff: We can give it back!
Michael: Yeah!
Ray: CAN WE THOUGH?!?!
Geoff: It's temporary!
Michael: Yeah! All- so listen.
He's gonna change that,
I'll take BM Vagabond.
Then, when we wanna give it back,
you change that to somethin' else...
No, I change this to somethin' else,
and then you grab BM Vagabond back.
Ray: What if in that one second though some fuckin' nerd's like "MINE."
Michael: Not gonna happen.
Geoff: How would they know?
Michael: They won't!
Gavin: What- Wait- The best part, imagine his reaction
when he sits down and just sees it.
Ray: Hold on- I'll tell you why they will know
because it comes up on the activity feed
when somebody changes their gamertag.
Michael: I'm tellin' you, I'm gonna click it right now.
Gavin: But he's- They're not gonna be able to be like-
quicker than he can just click.
Ray: I'm just saying though people will know
and there'll be, like, a whole fuckin' thing about it.
Michael: Yeah, but we only want his reaction today.
Gavin: It's perfect as well because everyone knows he's on The Patch right now.
Michael: That'd be great if he started getting messages about it now.
Ray: Messages how?
He doesn't check Twitter.
Geoff: It's really mean, right?
Ray: It's really mean.
I wouldn't do that.
Michael: Yeah, it's mean.
Ray: Honestly, if you like, broke his monitor that'd be nicer.
Gavin: It's definitely mean!
It's definitely mean.
I would definitely do it, though.
Geoff: Tell you what.
If you wanna hit the A button you go right ahead.
*Gavin laughs*
Gavin: The world didn't want me to!
I almost died doing it!
Ray: That's a sign!
Gavin: Oh- Just get someone who doesn't know
what they're doing to press it!
*Geoff laughing*
Gavin: Just be like, "Hey, press A!"
Michael: Just walk up to Kerry and be like-
Geoff: NO NO NO NO. Walk out and have Ryan press it!
Michael: Well, it's his controller though.
He'll be suspicious.
Geoff: Yeah.
Yeah.
Michael: Plus I don't even think it'll work that far.
Geoff: But will he do it?
Michael: You're gonna- You're gonna lose connectivity.
Gavin: No I- I think it'll reach.
Geoff: It's just across the thing!
Gavin: I think it'll reach.
Michael: I'm just saying, just keep an eye on the lightbulb.
Gus: -including, they did not mention Sonic.
*Ryan laughs*
Meg: Interesting.
Gus: Golden Axe and Virtual Fighter.
Meg: Uh-oh.
Ryan: Hey! 'Sup?
Geoff: I need you to hit the A button on your controller.
*Meg laughs*
Ryan: Why?
Geoff: Just do it.
Just, y'know.
Meg: I dunno why you're do- can it- will it read this far?
Geoff: A! A! Hit A!
Meg: Hit B, hit B, hit B.
Geoff: Ooooooooh!
Michael: Gus did it!
Geoff: Gus did it!
Wasn't me!
*Gus laughs*
Gus: Alright, fuck it. What do I care?
I don't work in that office.
Meg: You just bought, like, two systems or something.
Ryan: No, no. I'm sure it's something worse than that.
Gus: So, for people who are not watching, Geoff just came in,
handed us a controller, and asked us to hit A.
Ray: It didn't go through yet-
Michael: It- It worked, but NOW you gotta pay for it.
Ray: I should save this, I should just turn it off and save it.
But I- I can't.
Gavin: You'll let the world do what it's gotta do.
Michael: Shut your mouth! You didn't see anything.
Ray: Don't do it!
Michael: The least you can do is pay for it, Geoff.
Gavin: This is the button.
This is the press.
*laughter*
Michael: I mean essentially he already hit it, right?
Ry-
*loud laughter*
Michael: C'mon...
Gavin: Wait- How are you gonna pay for it?
Michael: It's free the first time.
Gavin: Oh- it's free.
*muffled laughter*
Michael: Got it!
All: AYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
Michael: Guys! I'M RYAN!
Ray: Alright, let's end the video right now.
*Geoff laughing*
Ray: Everybody should put a fuckin' password on EVERYTHING
that only YOU know.
Gavin: So what do we- How do we let him know that this has happened?
Michael: He'll sit down!
Matt: He'll figure it out!
Michael: I'm pretty sure- I'm pretty sure he'll figure it out right now.
Matt: I'm pretty sure, yeah!
*laughter*
Michael: He's immediately gonna come in and be like,
"*gasp* Ohhh, I did this!"
*laughter*
Ray: I'm sorry I opened my mouth.
I'm partially responsible.
But I didn't do it.
Gavin: That's true.
Ray: That was not me.
Listen, I went for HaywoodYaBlowMe but that was taken.
Jeremy: I was like what are they doing 'cause I was hearing
like long things of silence and then just like
"OH SHIT" like *laughs*
Gavin: We were just like advancing slowly through the process.
Jeremy: Every step was like another...
Matt: Did he just not have a password?
Ray: Hey Jack.
Jack: What's happened.
If I walk in and you're filming that's typically...
Gavin: Look at- Look at Ryan's screen.
Jack: Ohhhh nooooo.
*loud laughter*
Jack: Ohhhhhhh.
Gavin: Do you know who did it?
Ryan.
Michael: Well, Ryan pushed the A button
that was brought out to him on The Patch.
Jack: Ohh nooooo.
*laughter*
Oh shi- Do we have? Did- did someone grab his name?
Okay, good.
Gavin: I like this message in my- in my activity feed.
Michael: What is it?!
Gavin: BM Vagabond is now known as GiveMeYourMilk.
*loud laughter*
I'm gonna go ahead and like.
*Geoff laughing*
Jeremy: Ohh, it's on the subreddit.
Michael: Already?!
Jeremy: It's on the subreddit!
Gavin: Is it really?!
Michael: Woooo!!!
Jeremy: So Ryan's new XboxLive gamertag is GiveMeYourMilk.
*Michael laughing*
*Jeremy laughing*
*Geoff laughing*
Gavin: News travels fast!
Michael: Dude-
Geoff: I dunno 'bout you guys but I'm safe.
Michael: I love makin' news.
Michael: Remember- Remember-
Kerry: I had nothing to do with this, Ryan.
Don't hurt me.
Michael: ...And he poured garbage on him?
Do you think he could take back murdering all of us?
When he's just like,
"Oh, you guys had my gamertag the whole time?"
And we're all dead on the floor.
*laughter*
Jack: There's hatchets in our- in our necks.
Michael: Just like, "You guys are crazy!"
Geoff: Oh! So while I was doin' a dick-piss-
Michael: Yeah?
Geoff: I had an idea. It's a new Achievement Hunter show.
"Shenanigans."
*Gavin laughing*
Michael: What is that?
Geoff: It's our new show, Shenanigans!
Gavin: Plenty of them.
Geoff: This is episode one, right here!
Geoff: Amazing! Can't wait! Awesome! Holiday spirit!
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
Ryan: Hey.
You guys are all fucked, you know that right?
Geoff: How was The Patch?
Ryan: Oh, I know.
You leave for a second and you're fucked.
Michael: "How- How was The Patch?" "Oh I know."
*laughter*
Jack: I wasn't even here!
Ryan: Are you really attached to DGGeoff?
Geoff: Listen, Gavin did it.
Gavin: Ah- What?!
Geoff: It was Gavin-
Ryan: Don't worry- he's in there too.
Gavin: Ay! Ryan! I did NOT do it! I filmed it!
Ryan: I don't care what-
Geoff: It was- To be fair, it was Ray and Gavin.
Ray: It was not me.
Ryan: Are you really attached to DGGeoff?
Geoff: No.
Ryan: Good.
Matt: We're gonna test that!
Geoff: You can change it back!
Ryan: No I can't! It's gone!
Geoff: It's not gone.
Have you tried to change it back?
Ryan: It's livestream. They already-
You know what, either you guys did or somebody else jacked it.
So if you guys didn't have it-
Ray: You're right, JACKED it.
Because Jack did it.
Geoff: Mich- *laughter*
He's so mad!
Michael: To be fair, though-
Geoff: He's so angry!
Michael: -Ray wanted to change it to HaywoodYaBlowMe.
But he- he couldn't change it.
Ray: It was taken, so I'm already out!
I'm already out.
*Geoff laughing*
Geoff: Alright...
Alright.
*laughter*
Shenanigans!
Oh!
Ray: Wacky!
Michael: This...We did... We did make a new show.
Geoff: We did make a new show out of it.
Ryan: Oh good!
I hope it's worth it.
Gavin: The thing that's most scary is The Patch ended
seven minutes ago, and Ryan didn't come in for seven minutes.
Geoff: He had to walk it off.
Michael: No, he had to go dig our graves!
Ryan: No, actually I did come straight over here.
Gavin: Oh, you did?
Oh, okay.
Ryan: Now, the kind of hell that I'm going to rain down on you
*laughter*
It's just not even- you don't even know.
Gavin: Guys, he's lookin' right at me!
I was just filming it!
Ryan: None of you-
Ray: I said to stop and you were like, "I'd do it."
Ryan: Like, I'm fine with no work being done in this office-
*Geoff laughing*
Jeremy: Ryan, I tried to stop them.
Ryan: Thank you.
Michael: Ryan, you want some mustard?
Gavin: Oh, my heart hurts.
Geoff: To go with your vinegar?
Jeremy: That's fear, Gavin.
Geoff: Alright.
Before Ryan kills us...
should we give it back?
Gavin: Yeah.
Geoff: We saved it.
Ryan: I figured.
Gavin: Your gamertag was in limbo for about-
Ryan: I figured you guys would not be THAT horrible.
Gavin: -0.5 seconds it was no one's and then-
Geoff: I swear to God though, it WAS Ray's idea.
*loud laughter*
I wanna-
Ryan: You know how- You know how I know it was not Ray's idea?
Geoff: IT WAS!!!!!!!
Gavin: It was actually Ray's idea!
Geoff: I SAID- here's what I said.
We were like, "Should we fuck with Ryan on The Patch?"
And then Ray's like, "Change his gamertag."
Ray: Yeah, I went for HaywoodYaBlowMe and
they were like "It doesn't work"
and I'm like "Alright, we're done."
Ryan: That's- You know, honestly that's the same reason
I woulda thought you wouldn'ta done it,
because you were the one with the most to lose
by having your gamertag-
*laughter*
Michael: Yeah, Ray tried to backpedal though so hard-
Geoff: He- So hard-
Gavin: You will see on the footage-
Michael: We're all like "YEAH YEAH YEAH"
he's like "No no no. Guys. Guys."
Ray: I'm like Gavin with a money bet!
Geoff: At one point, Ray was like "I'm sorry I said anything."
*laughter*
Alright, let's change it back.
Gavin: Oh.
That was good Shenanigans.
Geoff: By the way, you don't need a password to change your gamertag.
Ryan: That is alarming.
Gavin: Yeah it's crazy, we didn't think we could do it.
It was ten bucks well spent.
Ryan: Yeah. Well, it's gonna be twenty or thirty well spent
by the end of this.
Michael: It was nine bucks well spent,
it'll be eight bucks well spent again.
Gavin: It's ten now.
Michael: Oh is it ten?
Ryan: Yeah ten, yeah. $9.99.
I got the receipt!
*loud laughter*
Geoff: But! I paid for it with my card!
Ryan: That makes me feel a little bit better.