-Liverpool v Man United Combined XI
-I can’t wait for Sunday, a front row seat to the end of the Jurgen Klopp Era
-A Carabao cup win and you’re giving it the biggun?
-Didn’t you have a open top bus parade when you won it?
-Er, no…
-It has to be Alisson handsdown the best gk in the Premier League
over the last few seasons - Alisson?
You’d be better off re-signing Loris Karius.
Look-out Loris - Benzema is… no!
Oh, excuse my PTSD -Alisson has been worse with his feet than
Harry Maguire #realmadrid -Look-out Alisson - Vinicius is…
No!
-PTSD?
-Ja, PTSD -Of course, the correct answer is David De Gea
He’s got the most clean sheets in Man United history.
-He took the worst penalty in Man Utd history.
And how many Premier League goals and assists does he have?
-442oons verdict…Alisson -JA!
-Let’s see on Sunday.
Alisson’s era is about to end.
-Scottish, tough and he’d run through brick walls for you, Andy Robertson
-But why run through walls, when you could curl the ball round them like Shawberto Carlos.
-Shawberto Carlos?
Who came up with that nickname?
Thomas Muller?
It’s like me calling my left-back Andy Robertocarloson.
Cringe.
-442oons verdict - Andy Robertocarloson.
-DON’T YOU START SAYING IT!
-Let’s see on Sunday.
Andy Robertocarloson’s era is about to end.
-Oh, what have I started?
-Rafa Varane and Lisandro Martinez -Lisandro Martinez?
We need centre-backs, not Tyrion Lannister lookalikes.
And as for Rafa Varane he needs to stop copying my celebrations to
the crowd.
No, it’s Konate and Van Dijk!
-Your centre-backs are so poor, even Jamie Carragher thinks he’d get a game over them.
Maybe you’d like to make an offer for Harry Maguire?
-English Dejan Lovren?
No thank you.
Although he’s probably better than Joe Gomez.
-NO JURGEN!
-442oons verdict, Rafa Varane and Lisandro Martinez
-Yes!
The Van Dijk era has ended!!!
-Pf*zer strikes again…
-Trent!
His balls are a sexy as his hair-do
His balls into the box I mean, for clarity.
-Come on Trent’s had a worse season than Mason Greenwood.
Although admittedly he’s achieved a lot for someone with severe narcolepsy.
-WHAT?
-It has to be Aaron Wan Bissaka.
-Wan Bissaka?
Even 'Modern Disney' has more creativity than him!
-442oons verdict….
Gulp… on current form, Aaron Wan Bissaka -JA!
The Trent era has ended!
-'Modern Disney'!
-Casemiro, Fred and Bruno.
Please don’t embarrass yourself by suggesting any of your midfielders.
-What about Bajcetic, or is it Bajcetic No wait, it’s definitely Bajcetic
-He’s so new you don’t even know how to say his name
-Okay then, club captain Jordan Henderson -Henderson is so not mobile
we’ve nicknamed him 'landline'
-Milner!
-MIlner is so old, when he steps on the pitch he has to sign a Do Not Resuscitate.
-And he still plays more than Naby lad and Thiago…
Urgh…
Fabinh - never mind.
I wish this was next season and I could nominate Jude Bellingham
-On United’s behalf?
Thanks -NO!!!!!!!
-The Fred era will come to an end.
-442oons verdict, Casemiro, Fred and Bruno -How far the mighty have fallen…
-FIrst of all, thank you -What for?
-For signing Cody Gakpo.
-What?
-We dodged a bullet.
-You’ll have to dodge my fist in a moment -Come on, even Everton signed a better Cody
than you this season.
-Harsh.
The forwards should be Mo Salah, better than Figo don’t you know Diogo Jota and on the
left the explosive Darwin Nunez.
Boom!
-Nunez on the left, why would you play him there?
He’s a centre forward -Coming from the man who plays Wout Weghorst
at number 10.
Wow -As well as Wout, it’s Black Jesus on the
left and Antony right.
WAHOO!!!
-I didn’t know you were both epileptic -442oons verdict, Rashford, Nunez and Salah
-Let’s see on Sunday.
The Salah era is about to end.
Shawberto Carlos will see to that -FOR **** SAKE!
STOP CALLING HIM SHAWBERTO CARLOS!!!
IT DOESN’T WORK!
-Neither do your tactics…
-What changes would you make?
Let me know in the comments!
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Adios!