- (React) Today, we've brought in some of our biggest Disney fans.
- Ooh!
- (React) To see if you can finish these Disney lines.
- Oh! - Yes, yes, yes, yes!
- I hope I get this, okay.
- (Kuzco) Hey Kronk, can you top me off, pal?
Be a friend?
- Mmm.
- (Yzma) Hit him on the head. - (Kuzco) That's gonna be tough.
- (Kronk) More broccoli? - (Kuzco) Because you're...
- Hmm? - (Kuzco) You know, let's face it.
You're no spring chicken, and I mean that in the best possible way.
- Okay, I love this movie. - I do too.
- It's the best.
- (Yzma) What, a llama? He's...
(buzzer rings) - Supposed to be dead!
(bell rings) (laughs)
Yes!
(buzzer rings) - Supposed to be dead?
(bell rings)
- He's supposed to be dead! (bell rings)
- (Yzma) Supposed to be dead! - Yes!
- (Kronk) Yeah, weird.
- Yeah, weird.
- (Mushu) I am the powerful, the pleasurable,
the indestructible Mushu!
Oh, (laughs), pretty hot, huh?
- There it is. (laughs)
(Mushu coughs)
I just wanna know which portion of this we're gonna do.
- (Mulan) My ancestors sent a little lizard to help me?
- (Mushu) Hey, dragon! Dragon, not lizard!
- Mm! (buzzer rings)
I don't do that tongue thing!
You're gonna make me do the tongue thing?
I hate you. (laughs) (bell rings)
- I am an ancient God. I am a...
I'm an ancestral being. I am...
(Jayka laughs) I'm trying!
I'm really trying.
- I like his improv!
- I don't know. - Uh...
- All of Mushu's lines are so iconic.
(buzzer rings) - I am a fire breathing dragon.
(laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (Mushu) Dragon, not lizard. I don't do that tongue thing.
- Oh. - Oh!
- I don't do that...
- (Russell) Speak! - (Dug) Hi there.
(group gasps)
- (Carl) Did that dog just say hi there?
- (Dug) Oh yes! - (Carl) Bruh!
- (Dug) My name is Dug. I have just...
(buzzer rings) - Met you, and I love you!
(bell rings) - Ugh!
- I know, I really have no idea. I'm so upset.
- My name is Dug, I am a dog.
(buzzer rings)
- I have just met you, and I love you?
(bell rings)
- (Dug) I have just met you, and I love you!
- Oh! - Aw!
- Mmm, the Rock.
- Oh, I know.
I didn't even see this movie! - I didn't even watch this movie!
- I have not seen the Jungle Cruise.
(Brian laughs)
- (Frank) Ladies and gentleman get ready.
- I already know what it is!
- If it's anything like the ride...
- Oh!
♪ (triumphant music) ♪
(buzzer rings) - The backside of water!
(bell rings)
- There you go. - The waterfall!
- The waterfall. (buzzer rings)
- The, the... - The...
(laughs) I must've seen it.
- Ladies and gentlemen, it's the eighth wonder of the world,
the backside of water! (bell rings)
- (Frank) The backside of water!
- Oh, this is on the ride! Are you kidding me?
- (Marlin) You take one more move, mister.
- Oh no! - (Marlin) Don't you dare!
If you put one fin on that boat. - Mmm!
- (Marlin) Are you listening to me? Don't touch the boat!
- Pshh!
- (Marlin) Nemo!
(buzzer rings) - He touched the butt!
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - He touched the butt!
(bell rings) - Aw!
(buzzer rings) - He touched the butt.
- No, no, no no no, and I knew that one!
- (Tad) He touched the butt. - That's iconic.
- (whispers) He touched the butt.
- He touched the butt.
- (Beast) I want to do something for her.
- Oh no.
- (Beast) But what?
- (Cogsworth) Well, there's the usual things, flowers, chocolates.
(buzzer rings) - Dinner?
(buzzer rings) - Candy?
(buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings) - Marriage.
(buzzer rings) (laughs)
- Grand gestures of affection?
(buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings) - Promises you can't keep.
(buzzer rings)
- (React) So close, but I can't give it to you.
- Oh, that's close?
- (React) You're so close.
(buzzer rings) - Promises you don't intend to keep.
(bell rings)
- (Cogsworth) Promises you don't intend to keep.
- Oh, promises you don't intend to keep!
- Promises you don't intended to keep.
- That was snarky!
- (Baymax) Fist bump.
(Martine gasps) - Mm-hmm.
- (Baymax) Is not in the fighting database.
- I've never seen this!
- (Hiro) This isn't a fighting thing, it's...
- You haven't seen Big Hero 6? - (Sylvia) No!
- (Hiro) When they're excited or pumped up.
- Oh yeah, I know this one.
- Aw.
- Oh. - There it is, pew!
(buzzer rings)
- Ba-la-la-la-la. (bell rings)
- (laughs) It's not even words!
(buzzer rings) - Ba-la-la-la!
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Ba-la-la-la-la-la.
(bell rings) (laughs)
- (Baymax) Ba-la-la-la-la-la.
- Aw! - Mm-hmm.
- Baymax!
- Can I show you something really fun?
It's go potato, fries!
(Brian gasps)
- That's everything!
- (imitates explosion) Do I get points for that?
- (React) You get a point for that.
- What, what, come on! - Yes she does, yes she does!
- (React) I make the rules! - She's on the board!
- (Mater) How 'bout that pistachio ice cream?
- Hmm.
- (chef) No no no, wasabi. - (Mater) Oh, same ol', same ol',
what's up with you? - God damn it.
- No. (Mater screams)
- I was hoping it was that part.
- (Mater) Someone get me some water!
Oh, sweet relief, sweet relief!
Oh, that feels good!
Whatever you do, do...
- Do not...
(buzzer rings) give up!
(buzzer rings) (Brian laughs)
(buzzer rings) - Do not eat the pistachio ice cream.
- (React) It's close, am I gonna give it to you?
You're so close!
(buzzer rings) - Do not eat the pistachio ice cream?
- (React) I'm gonna give you the point for that.
(bell rings) - What?
(buzzer rings) - Do not eat the pistachio ice cream.
(bell rings) - Yeah.
- The free, do not... (buzzer rings)
Do not eat the free pistachio ice cream.
(bell rings)
- (Mater) Do not eat the free pistachio ice cream!
- Yeah, okay! (laughs)
- (Moana) Okay, first... - Ah!
- (Moana) I'm not a princess.
I'm the daughter of the chief. - (Maui) Same difference.
- (Moana) No!
- (Maui) If you wear a dress, and you have an animal sidekick...
- If you wear a dress, and you have an animal...
(buzzer rings) You are...
- You are a princess. (bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - You are a princess.
(bell rings)
(buzzer rings) - Then you are a princess.
- There you go. (Jayka laughs)
- (Maui) You're a princess.
- Period! - 'Cause she's a princess!
- (Michele) When the wind blows hard, and the sky is black...
(Brian laughs)
(buzzer rings) - Mighty Ducks, we attack!
(buzzer rings)
- (React) I love it. It should be rewritten.
(Sylvia laughs)
(buzzer rings) - Mighty Ducks attack?
That's not right. (laughs) (buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings) - The Mighty Ducks always fight back?
(buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings) - The Mighty Ducks strike back!
(buzzer rings)
- That's two, Mighty Ducks 2: Strike Back.
(laughs)
- (group) Ducks fly together!
- Oh. - Fly together!
- Lame. - Ducks fly together?
- Compared to mine, are you kidding me?
- Okay, I was, I got the flying part right.
- (Lilo) So I asked my sister what to give him...
- I love Lilo and Stitch. - Me too, it's my favorite!
- (Lilo) I can't give Pudge tuna!
(whispers) Do you know what tuna is?
(buzzer rings) - (teacher) Fish?
- (Lilo) It's fish!
If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd...
(buzzer rings) - Be an abomination!
(bell rings)
- Be an abomination! (bell rings)
- Wait. (buzzer rings)
I don't know this, this is just a guess.
I'd be a cannibal? (buzzer rings)
- (React) Nope. - No idea, no idea.
- (Lilo) I'd be an abomination!
- Oh! - Ah.
- I know that line!
- There you go, you won. - I love this movie!
I've seen this movie probably the most out of every single Disney movie.
- (Hades) What are those?
- (Pain) I don't know.
- Got drip.
- (Pain) I thought they looked kinda dashing.
(Jayka laughs)
- (Hades) I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo.
- Oh no.
- (Hades) Or the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years
goes up in smoke, and you...
(buzzer rings) - Are wearing his merchandise?
(laughs)
- (Hades) Are wearing his merchandise!?
(Sylvia screams) (Danny screams)
- Have you seen this? - No!
- (Sylvia) Oh my God!
(buzzer rings) - And you buy shoes?
(buzzer rings)
(buzzer rings) - Are focused on fashion?
(buzzer rings)
- (React) I like it, but no. - Thank you. (laughs)
(buzzer rings) - Are buying his merch?
(laughs) (buzzer rings)
- (React) You're so close.
(buzzer rings) - Are wearing his merchandise?
(bell rings) - (screams) No!
- Yes, yes, she came in with a point!
- (Hades) Are wearing his merchandise!
- And you are wearing his merchandise! (laughs)
- (Panic) (laughs) Thirsty?
- Thirsty? (laughs)
(Mei Mei cries) - Oh, I saw this.
- (Mei Mei) Wake up, wake up, wake up!
- Oh no. - (mom) Is everything okay?
- (Mei Mei) Don't come in here! - (mom) Mei Mei!
- I love this movie! - (mom) What's going on, honey?
Are you sick?
- I haven't watched this one. - (mom) Is it a fever?
A stomach ache, chills, constipation? - (Mei Mei) No!
- (mom) Wait, is it that? Did...
(buzzer rings) - Time of the month?
(buzzer rings)
- (React) It's the right idea, but that's not the line.
- It is did.
(buzzer rings) - You just get your period?
(buzzer rings)
- (React) Conceptually, that is correct,
but those are not in her words. - Yeah, I don't think she says
the word period. - Yeah.
(buzzer rings) - Did Aunt Flo arrive?
(buzzer rings)
- (React) I like it, but no.
(buzzer rings) - Did you become a woman?
(buzzer rings) That's not right.
(buzzer rings) - Did your flower bloom?
(buzzer rings)
- Is it a particular type of flower?
(buzzer rings) - I know, no!
- Did the red peony bloom?
- Did your rose bloom? (buzzer rings)
- Did the red peony... Did I get that?
- Did... - Did the red peony bloom?
(bell rings)
- (mom) Did the red peony bloom?
- Peony! - Peony?
- Aw. - My God.
- (React) Congratulations! - Wow!
I'm wearing the merchandise!
- (React) Brian, congratulations!
- (gasps) Yo! - No!
- Potato! - (both) Fries!
- Let's go, dude!
- (React) Congratulations, you tied!
- Thank you.
- (React) Since you've tied, you are both the losers today.
- (crowd) Aw. - (React) Or both the winners.
Depends on how you look at it.
- Glass half full.
- (React) As the loser, your punishment,
you must finish the following line. - Okay.
- (React) Jayka is...
(Jayka gasps) - The worst.
(Jayka screams) The worst!
- (React) Basically, for your punishment today,
you must finish the following line.
Sierra is...
(buzzer rings) - Stunning, amazing, beautiful.
- Aw. - The best person ever,
like literally so amazing, and beautiful and gorgeous.
(buzzer rings) - Iconic, brilliant.
Showstopping. - Showstopping!
(laughs) She is the moment! Come on now!
- (React) Okay, you both win, yay! (group laughs)
- Thanks for watching this episode.
- Give this Disney video a like. - And subscribe to our channel.
- (both) Ba-la-la-la-la! Bye!
- (both) Potato, bye!
- (both) Bye!
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