WHILE
WHILE LOOKING FOR HUMOR DURING THIS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE TIME. SO WHO
BETTER TO BRING THE HARD FUNNY
COMEDIAN CHRISTOPHER OTITIS?
WELCOME. GOOD MORNING. HOW YOU
FEELING? OK, MAN. HOW YOU
HOLDING UP? ALL RIGHT. YOU LOOK
GREAT. HOW I GOT I GOT THIS
MOVE. I GOT PANDEMIC HAIR RIGHT
NOW IT'S LIKE A WEEK IN ORDER.
ALL THE CLIPPERS ARE GONE. YOU
CAN'T EVEN FIND THE VICTIM.
THERE'S NO CLIPPERS LIKE
THE MEAT SCISSORS OUT OF
THE KITCHEN. YOU GOT A PAIR,
YOU KNOW, JUST MEANS SCISSORS.
I GOT TO GET MYSELF A MEAT
SCISSOR HAIRCUT. THAT'S
PERFECT. HERE IT RIGHT. I MEAN
ONCE THE PRODUCT SAY WEEKS AGO
HEY LOOK, YOU KNOW IT'S GREAT
TO GET MARRIED. THIS WHOLE
THING HAS BEEN WEIRD. YOU KNOW,
YOU HAVE TO SEE SIX IT'S WHERE
YOU HAVE TO SEE SIX FEET AWAY
FROM YOU GO AND YOU'RE FINE
FIVE FEET ELEVEN INCHES DAY. SO
IT'S JUST IT'S SUCH A BIZARRE
TIME IN THE WORLD. BUT I'M
GETTING UP EVERY MORNING
BECAUSE MY SCHEDULE IS OFF BUT
BASICALLY BECAUSE THERE'S
NOTHING TO DO. I'M LIVING ON
THE SAME SCHEDULE. AXL ROSE DID
DURING THE APPETITE FIGHTS
APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION TOUR
GUNS AND ROSES. I'M GOING TO
SLEEP AT LIKE 5:00 A.M. AND
GETTING 7 P.M. THAT'S NOT GOOD.
SO I STARTED DOING MY DAILY
INJECTION OF BLEACH. IT'S GONNA
BE ALL RIGHT. I'M USING
DISINFECTANTS NOW. THAT'S WHY I
MEAN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE GOT YOUR
HAIR STANDING UP LIKE YOU DID.
ARE YOU COOKING DURING THIS
QUARANTINE OR ARE YOU EATING
JUNK FOOD LIKE WHAT'S YOUR
DAILY HEALTH HABIT HERE? MY
LOVELY WIFE IS IS A GREAT COOK.
SHE'S A COMEDIAN AND SHE'S
SHE'S BEEN COOKING SHERRY AND
SO I'VE LUCKY THAT WAY BUT IT'S
WEIRD AND WE WENT TO WE WENT TO
COSTCO. I ACTUALLY MY FATHER
ROBERT COSTA SAID THERE'S NO
MEAT ANYMORE THERE. AND I THINK
THIS WHOLE THING IS A HOAX
PLANNED BY THE VEGETARIANS. I
THINK THE VEGANS
THE VEGETARIANS GOT TOGETHER
AND GANGED UP ON US AND NOW
THEY JUST GET RID OF
THE CHICKEN THAT'LL CHANGE
EVERYTHING I KNOW. YEAH, YEAH.
AND MY WIFE MY WIFE IS IT'S
SUCH A WEIRD HELP WITH WHAT
COMES AND I HAVE ANOTHER
QUESTION. WE'VE WATCHED ALL
THESE ROAD WARRIOR MOVIES
FOREVER. THERE WAS NEVER A
FIGHT OVER TOILET PAPER. NEVER
.I MEAN IT WAS ALWAYS GAS. SO
NOW GAS IS A DOLLAR A BARREL
AND TOILET PAPER IS 18 DOLLARS
A ROLL. IT'S THEY NEED TO
REWRITE THOSE MOVIES NOW. YOU
KNOW WE'RE TALKING FEE BECAUSE
YOU'RE DOING A LIVE SHOW THIS
SATURDAY NIGHT, A PROFESSIONAL
LIVE SHOW NOT NOT THIS WHOLE
ZOOM AWKWARDNESS YOU GUYS. AND
WE DID IT. WE HAVE THREE
CAMERAS. I HAVE A SOUNDSTAGE SO
WE'RE ACTUALLY LIKE WE WHICH WE
DID BUILT A WHOLE SET LIKE A
COMEDY CLUB AND WE'RE GOING TO
HAVE LIKE 12 PEOPLE THEY'RE
FRIENDS OF OURS ARE JUST FOR
TIMING LAUGHTER AND WE'RE USING
THREE CAMERAS AND IT'S GOING
OUT ON YOU. WE'RE LIVE
SWITCHING IT AND EVERYTHING.
AND IT'S A SHOW I WAS WORKING
ON THAT WAS GETTING STANDING
OVATIONS ON THE ROAD AND
THE SHOW'S ALL ABOUT TRAGIC
BECAUSE I DON'T I DON'T BELIEVE
ANYTHING'S A TRAGEDY IF YOU ADD
A PUNCHLINE TO IT OR THE CIVIL
CASE. SO. SO WE'RE DOING THAT.
IT'S CALLED CARRION MONSTERS.
RICHARD PRYOR SAID EVERYBODY
CARRIES THEIR OWN MONSTERS AND
WE ALL DO FROM CHILDHOOD. AND
YOU KNOW, THE WEIRD THING IS
THOSE MONSTERS WERE GIVEN TO US
BY PEOPLE THAT SAID THEY LOVED
US NOT LIKE THAT WHEN PEOPLE GO
YEP, I WAS GOING TO SAY
THE FUNNIEST COMEDIANS,
THE BEST ARTISTS AND CREATIVE
PEOPLE ARE USUALLY THE MOST
TRAGIC. WHAT DON'T YOU SAY LIKE
I'VE TRIED ALL MY MOST CREATIVE
OUTLETS OR THE BEST WORK THAT
I'VE DONE IS WHEN I'VE BEEN
SUFFERING THE MOST. YES. WELL
AND ALSO THE BEST PERFORMERS I
THINK RIP THEIR SOUL OVER A
LITTLE BIT. THAT'S WHAT I LOVED
ABOUT PRYOR PRYOR PRYOR WOULD
JUST TELL YOU THE DARKEST
STORY. AND HE WOULD MAKE IT SO
FUNNY AND BRAVE. YOU TOOK IT
OVER AND YOU WROTE DOWN WHAT HE
WAS TALKING ABOUT. IT JUST
LOOKS BRUTAL BUT HE MADE IT SO
FUNNY. SO HE'S ONE OF MY HEROES
SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD SO
I'VE NOT DROWNED I SWEAR A LOT.
BUT I DO GO FOR THE DARKNESS.
THIS SHOW IS ALL ABOUT EVERY
TRAGEDY IN MY LIFE. THESE ARE
STORIES THAT I COULDN'T TELL
BUT THEN A BUNCH PEOPLE DIED.
SO NOW THERE'S GOING TO BE LESS
LAWYERS INVOLVED. SO IT'LL WORK
OUT CHRISTOPHER TITUS AGAIN GO
CHECK OUT CARRYING MONSTERS
TOMORROW NIGHT. WE ALL NEED A
LAUGH SO BE A NICE IT'LL BE A
NICE SOCIAL DISTANCING COMEDY
THAT WE GAVE YOU CHRIS. TRY TO
STAY. GET THOSE TICKETS AND
WE'RE GOING TO CUT SALES AND
TICKETS TO THINK ABOUT RIGHT
NEW ON SATURDAY. SO GET THEM
FIRST AND STAY HOME. AND IT'S A
BRAND NEW COMEDY SPECIAL 90
MINUTES