picking up right where we left off Fuutarou wakes up
in a hospital bed how did season one end
oh right he hit his head so hard that the color of his eyes changed and
also literally everything else as usual the quints used their money and
influence to get Fuutarou the best room in the hospital
even going so far as to kick out a comatose grandma
the girls pop in for a quick game of hide and seek but nino tsundere stench
ruins an otherwise op hiding spot so instead they catch
Fuutarou up on everything that's happened between seasons-
i mean while he was blacked out itsuki and nino got their tsundere shots
miku practiced cooking and despite an entire season building up ichika's
passion for v-tube she gives up on her dream in order to
spend more time with Fuutarou who needs a career when you can have
this
after a quick examination Fuutarou says
in front of a mystery character that is obviously their dad
fed up the doctors discharge him months early before they can even turn his
vision back to normal but having a new art style means Fuutarou
must start from square one
and to make things even worse oh i was wondering why they called it
the sensational sextuplets sounds a little bit awesome while
waiting for Fuutarou to come study nino and miku argue about what anime to
watch but luckily yotsuba was there to roast them for their trash taste
oh thank god he was just bringing nino a treat tensions are at an
all-time high as they each draft a thesis on why their waifu is laifu
naturally nino can't think of a convincing argument so she throws a
tantrum itsuki steps in to defend miku and
nino and itsuki have an intense argument about trying to make their late mother
proud that culminates in nino deciding to move out
luckily Fuutarou was there to provide a dramatic score
for some reason itsuki also moves out so they form a search
party using the power of everyone in this world being a [ __ ] blind idiot
who can't tell them apart they quickly track down nino
still fuming from waifu strifeu holy [ __ ] it's kintarou's bracelet finally
coming to terms with her true feelings she runs after Fuutarou and drugs him
again coming too in a park with one arm and no
kidneys he faintly smells mcdonald's oh hey
it's itsuki he brings her home with him out of pure lust
for studying but much to his chagrin he ends up in bed with a quint
but raiha has no chill so fuutatsuki go for a romantic walk under the stars
and it is revealed that only a few years earlier the nakanos were living in
extreme poverty money sure does change people
that wasn't a compliment the next day yotsuba joins the track team
completely undoing another quince character development
speaking of character development Fuutarou finally learned how to open doors
but is about to discover that doesn't give him the right to go wherever he
wants
whoa Fuutarou it's it's really not that big a deal some doors you can enter and
others you can't it's nothing perfect and he went for it
reinvigorated from his brush with death he gets right back on the horse and
heads back inside the hotel nino sees Fuutarou pathetically clinging
onto his dreams and takes pity on him by letting him shower in a towel while she
sits four feet behind him japan has some strange customs the water
triggers Fuutarou's ptsd and sends him deep into a flashback to
that time he almost drowned nearly five minutes earlier
apparently he had met the girl from the photo who claims her name is
rena but i'm not buying it wait erin oh no
that actually explains a lot nino opens up about being stuck in the past when
it seemed like all the quints shared one mind though i would argue they still do
just in a different way she refuses to cut her hair as it's the one thing that
hasn't changed now i'm not a betting man but if anime
has taught me anything it's that a girl's arc is never complete
until she cuts her hair short just like Fuutarou did the next day he goes to talk
some sense into yotsuba but here's the track captain
talking [__] about his one true love
after that pathetic display they resort to a good old-fashioned quinteroo
but first they need a distraction and what better way than to recreate
yotsuba's favorite anime scene
with youtuber occupied but since when do shadows turn your hair pink
wait what was she just isakai she clearly does not belong in this world
but before itsuki suffers the same fate as Fuutarou yotsuba swoops in and
wait but if she's here and she's here and she's here and she's here that means
no yotsuba it's just another completed sundre arc
actually while i have you all here i think we need to talk
now i know during season one i made a big deal about this whole
hashtag team miku thing but people change
and i'm not just talking about Fuutarou's eye color and literally everything else
i've fallen for the age-old trap no not long-haired futi
but the tsundere trap but that's all i'll say the rest of the girls don't
stand a chance moving on hashtag nino best girl not another word on the
subject finally the big day has arrived the
first set of exams are upon us and obviously with all the drama going
on nobody's done much studying so Fuutarou proposes they use the tried and true
method that has guaranteed the success of high school students everywhere
cheating but the devil chose today to grow conscience so
they refuse and all fail miserably as promised in season 1
flashback i will find you and i will kill you end of flashback
since the girls failed Fuutarou was taken by liam neeson
and is only to be released if the girls pass a mock exam deciding that Fuutarou is
more important than silly ethics the girls go to cheat but
Fuutarou accidentally mixed up the answers with
excerpts from his diary by the time they finished Fuutarou escaped
and is now living under cover due to his failure to teach the girls
and the trauma inflicted upon him by neeson-chan
Fuutarou is too scared to return to their apartment as their tutor
annoyed yotsuba gets back at him by tossing cafeteria gift cards into the
river completely consumed by the idea of
adding beef to his beef combo no beef he dives in after them
and freezes to death but wait the girls dove in to save him
and also freeze to death given one more chance at life the girls decide to rent
an apartment of their own so that Fuutarou can always feel welcome
and finally the new year is upon us a time for reflection
osechi group massages and festivals wait group massages am i on the wrong
website again no this is the show well i guess this is
it, Fuutarou's life has officially peaked it's
all downhill from here
yeah that's probably for the best this is no place for children
wait did it just offer to share her food something's up
good luck that's like asking him to start paying full price for his rice
you need to be a little bit more realistic with your new year's
resolutions what a quint eat some big mac sauce off
your face and now all your values are tossed aside
i never should have doubted you in order to pay off their debt to the fuukuza the
girls decide to get jobs nino applies at the same cafe
Fuutarou works at and miku the one across the street while each kid takes up
acting
or maybe this is a documentary Fuutarou awkwardly compliments her
on her hard work literally killing ichika with cringe
seeing his chance Fuutarou attempts to break the guinness world record for
furthest hover hand
that's quite big while out shopping for a new sister
nitsubarou spots itsuki having a secret meeting with
the doctor was their dad all along
yeah rightfully so flashback
and a flashback standing up for Fuutarou they are given one final chance
later ichika 2.0 tricks miku and nino into working together to make futaro
chocolates for valentine's day uh oh my new waifu and ex waifu together
in the same room this can't end well oh that's right
they're not real and i'm sitting here alone
living vicariously through cartoons awesome
life well spent with mere days left until the exam and the stakes at an
all-time high they hunker down and spend the entire day at the
amusement park yotsuba being the only sensible one did
i really just say that sneaks off the study in the ferris wheel
but gets busted by detective uesugi
i wonder we do she reveals that the whole reason
the nakanos came to his school in the first place
wasn't because they failed out it was because only she did
and the rest of the quints also chose to repeat the grade so that they could all
stay together after seeing yotsuba's notebook he
realizes he has no chance tutoring them alone and asks each quint to assist him
at whichever subject they know best leitel finally coming to terms with
reality miku knows her only chance to win Fuutarou's heart
is to get top scores on the egg and that's what you get for revealing your
plan to your rival all's fair in waifu war but ichika's not the only one who
did well all the girls passed they sit down for some celebratory cake
but Fuutarou being the only one who can count above 4
realizes they're missing someone nino is currently meeting with neeson-chan about
their future she feels living in the 4.5 tatami room
and working hard will be good for their
personal growth just wait till she learns that means no more limo rides
rooftop parties and dead grandmas out of nowhere Fuutarou flies in on a
motorcycle and whisks nino away at a brisk 15
kilometers an hour snooping on his exam results she
discovers that spending so much time tutoring the girls
has caused Fuutarou's grades to suffer only getting 99
breathing in the exhaust nino slips from reality and mistakes the vibrations of
the bike for emotions
it only took 19 episodes and a bit of co2 but we finally got our first
confession multiply that by five and by the
hundredth episode yotsuba should be ready to open up the girls celebrate by
watching itsuki eat five slices of cake and then nino heads off to the kitchen
to wash their dishes you know like you do when you're done
eating at a restaurant
oh i guess it was pretty loud on that bike
can you guys just like put put the streamers back in the thing
no okay
now
it's a good thing each guy miku didn't hear that they'd be heartbroken
nino wait no that's nino ichika oh you you poor thing vacation arc
the whole uesugi clan is here we've got raiha
dad and
the nakanos too who would have thunk it
okay this time i've definitely gone to the wrong website no
okay while drying off he discovers a very disturbing note left for him and
goes in search of the perpetrator
furious about the note he slams it into the wall so hard it raises grandpa
knacks from the dead
down to his last life Fuutarou goes to confront itsuki but
it turns out that it wasn't her he was talking to last night
the girls are being closely monitored by their dad so Fuutarou with
absolutely no ulterior motives recommends they chat the old-fashioned
way and at last it is addressed just how
insane it is that futuros still can't tell the girls apart
cursed by the spirit of g-naks the girls are all forced to dress as itsuki
and it is up to Fuutarou to find new ways to tell them apart in the quintuplets
game round two
nino asks ichika to distract their dad so that she can have her first
kiss with Fuutarou *sneeze* gesundheit wait ichika if you're here then that river must have
really frozen your heart
meanwhile
well that was weird Fuutarou has recruited the help of a true
master in the art of telling the girls apart
with his sensei's words echoing in his head Fuutarou asks for a quintuplet game
rematch
and with that he won the respect of miku and one bonus life
and it's gone with their vacation over it's time to get back to business
the new school year is starting and Fuutarou uses his new basic observation
skills to win the hearts of all the girls in his class with the
success of ichika's documentary she is forced to don a disguise to avoid the
paparazzi i probably should have just dressed as
miku in the first place but that's probably too much to ask from one fifth
of a brain i spoke too soon that's a big brain
tactic but i'm only counting it as 0.5 of a confession
is this what they call love at first sight with Fuutarou's harem growing by the
day juggling them all is starting to take a
toll on his health so the quints all want to get him the best birthday
present possible to cheer him up nino gets a Gwyneth Paltrow candle
itsuki alpha brain miku 2 tickets to the coupon museum
ichika just got him a card and yotsuba a new seppuku blade
i think we have a winner do you smell that
smells like a field trip arc to me but wait everyone knows only five people can
be in a group on a field trip and if my calculations are correct
there's yeah they're two short who else could they invite while
packing for the trip it is revealed that itsuki was the one who tried to drown
him in the pond but who cares about that now
it's field trip time this is going to be awesome wait fire
there's a fire
as soon as they arrive Fuutarou's group legs it to squeeze in as much fun as
possible i mean it's not often that the three
best friends get to bro out without the quints getting in the way but the girls
have other plans splitting up to look for clues nino
ichigo and itsuki take the left path and yotsuba and miku the right naturally
isuki makes them stop for a second breakfast and
while they're distracted ichika takes off up the mountain but somehow out of
shape miku beats her to the top followed closely by screw this
from now on they're all just snack now nakano scolds nakano for impersonating
nakano and getting in the way of nakano's plan that she spent months
working on there we go much less confusing with
tensions rising yotsuba blurts out
ichika how could you do the exact same thing that all of them have done dozens
of times throughout the show but no this is too far you've crossed a line
nino explains that no matter who Fuutarou ends up choosing whether it's nino
ichika or even sparkles their bandage sisters
is the most important thing unfortunately their bronanza was cut
short as Fuutarou runs after miku but obviously doesn't make it far on foot
and takes the bus instead it is revealed that he's known about miku's feelings
all along i wonder what could've given it away
unable to find miku they head to the temple where they're joined by itsuki
hoping to jog Fuutarou's memory and also make the front page of reddit itsuki
tries to recreate the photo from their childhood
oh of course how could i not see it before it's so
obvious meanwhile nino impersonates miku in order to
okay one last check ichika take some time to reflect on
her mistakes and doubles down on being a piece of [ __ ]
not only does she impersonate miku again but when called out on it she lies that
it was her that Fuutarou met as a kid rather than fight over who gets to date
Fuutarou they choose to leave it all to chance
whoever ends up in the same activity group with him wins his hand in marriage
no that's not how any of this works he's a person you can't just
draw you know what do you want turns out ichika had overheard Fuutarou choosing
activity e psychopath oh hey look who it is i'm
surprised he wasn't fired after the last field trip
huh turns out ichika's really grown since her backstabbing days
of yesterday unfortunately however miku is easily startled
good thing that old lady was standing there oh i guess she's a friend of
yotsuba and itsuki's hang on sparkles isn't sparkling i
wonder if he's feeling okay miku hit her head so hard that she
actually gained some confidence and spends the entire day flirting with
Fuutarou samurai style to show her support ichika
snuck in a bag of miku's world famous burgers and without even asking
overcome with emotions miku stands up and starts pointing to
everything she loves
finishing off with the one she loves most
she meant her sisters who have been not so stealthy hiding inches behind them
in an attempt to conceal his raging embarrassment Fuutarou heads out as
naturally as possible leaving the quints behind to make up and
be brought closer than ever bonding over their shared love for
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